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Miss McMeowMeow
"@TinaMav: A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing.. A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything.."
I JUST DON'T GET IT!
I think you deserve much more than a smoke a 50 cents, you deserve to be self sufficient and buy your own cigarettes
Never disclose your personal thoughts to others unless necessary. Adopt the rule that people are on a "need to know" basis. #IMHO
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despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends
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Why are the people of twitter so whiny and insecure?
Sometimes you have to take a deep breath & remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison clothes and just smile & walk away.....
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what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
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bitches who can run in heels should be feared
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Stop the double speak! Tell the truth! This IS a war on women! #fem2 pic.twitter.com/UF0tAqXKcV
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"Don't be yourself. Be someone a little nicer." - Mignon McLaughlin #quote
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We lost the calendar so long ago so we count the days by the bottles on the floor
May our only occupation be not having a job, may the only cocktails that we make be molotov
My love for you is 98% pure but the 2% that remains has fried the circuits in my brains
"Your candle loses nothing when it lights another." - @drmchitwood
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And smoking is like hiring a hitman for $5 a day, and as cool as that is I don't want to keep dying this way
Won't be praying for you so don't you be praying for me #devilmakesthree
tonight I bake my madness a birthday cake, because even the insomniacs aren't awake #johnnyhoboandthefreighttrains
New drinking game, drink when someone says something! #30Rock
I'm a smitten kitten
You've pretty much exhausted all employment options when you're the 'self-appointed' doorman at 'Al's Midnight Liquors'
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