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Miss McMeowMeow
Hey dude, I hate everything you do but I'm trying really hard to not hate you. Hating you won't make you suck any less
The older I get the more articulate I am at whining
"@TinaMav: A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing.. A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything.."
I think you deserve much more than a smoke a 50 cents, you deserve to be self sufficient and buy your own cigarettes
Never disclose your personal thoughts to others unless necessary. Adopt the rule that people are on a "need to know" basis. #IMHO
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despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends
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Why are the people of twitter so whiny and insecure?
Sometimes you have to take a deep breath & remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison clothes and just smile & walk away.....
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what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
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bitches who can run in heels should be feared
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Stop the double speak! Tell the truth! This IS a war on women! #fem2
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"Don't be yourself. Be someone a little nicer." - Mignon McLaughlin #quote
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We lost the calendar so long ago so we count the days by the bottles on the floor
May our only occupation be not having a job, may the only cocktails that we make be molotov
My love for you is 98% pure but the 2% that remains has fried the circuits in my brains
"Your candle loses nothing when it lights another." - @drmchitwood
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And smoking is like hiring a hitman for $5 a day, and as cool as that is I don't want to keep dying this way
Won't be praying for you so don't you be praying for me #devilmakesthree
tonight I bake my madness a birthday cake, because even the insomniacs aren't awake #johnnyhoboandthefreighttrains
New drinking game, drink when someone says something! #30Rock
You've pretty much exhausted all employment options when you're the 'self-appointed' doorman at 'Al's Midnight Liquors'
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"Will you still be my friend if I take naked pictures for money?" #shitspykesays
love is a weird thing like you just pick a human and you’re like yes i like this one i’ll let this one ruin my life forever
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"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anais Nin
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J'ai une ame solitaire
And just like James I'll be drinking Irish tonight #againstme
If you drink enough, your brain just starts photoshopping people.
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if she doesn't buy you a PS4 or Jordan's for Christmas it's because she bought her side nigga both
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cancel my subscription because I am DONE with ur issues
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i silently mouth the words "what the fuck?" at least 20 times a day
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Remember when Jamie Foxx said Miley Cyrus would end up on a stripper pole and he had to apologize. Everyone now owes Jamie Foxx an apology
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A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing.. A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything..
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Smoking is like hiring a hitman for $5 a day, and as cool as that is I don't want to keep dying this way.
Fuck the law cus real jail is for suckers! I go to country club prison you dumb motherfuckers I am the 1% bitch
At least in hell, there's rock and roll and aint no Jesus Christ
Before we learn our lesson let's see how bad things can get #johnnyhoboandthefreighttrains
I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought "Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness" was inappropriate.
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The only people you should try to get even with are the ones who helped you .
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Night birds just announced two West coast tours!
Girls Do you want to get thinner? Go to the paint department of your local hardware store.....
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