Dog knows where and when to cross street
If everyone is thinking alike,
somebody isn't thinking. - George S. Patton #quote
Best tweet ever are all of the Tim Kaine Dad tweets, total laugh fest and genuine creative stuff people kept coming up with
💓 in your opinion,
💓 which (of anyone's)
💓 is the best tweet ever?
💓 i will give you credit if i RT it
💓 thank zlBgM
Happiness is when what
you think, what you say,
and what you do are in
- Mahatma Gandhi
- a love story
#verified @wallstsurvivor @KameronBennett
Thank you for finding and following me.
Got some really funny tweets lined up for 3pm when my followers get out of school.
Fail n fail fast so that you improve fast
Judge: how do you plead?
Guy: well usually to my wife
Judge: haha I feel ya brother, bailiff please fist-bump the defendant
Listen to the colour of your dreams #TomorrowNeverKnows
I will write PEACE on your wings
& you will fly all over the world.
@2OCT2014 #worldpeace #spreadlove
People flying back after Labor Day, have a safe trip 🐿🐿✈️�vine.co/v/5igXOHZmMrr
The only thing you can control in this world is yourself. Be extraordinary
높은곳에서 사다리 타고 내려오는 멍멍이 대단하다...ㄷㄷ
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams ~ Eleanor Roosevelt #quote
: Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette #Inspiration #quote
♫ Whistle while you work ♫ Smile as you tweet :) ... ♫
My boss just bought us pizza 😍🍕 I think I'm okay now 😂
I just deleted
then re-posted that last tweet
with the spelling corrected.
(That's yet another miracle)
Just being alive is a miracle!
Hmm, Trying to remember
Mother Teresa's most famous miracle...
here it is,
in the next tweet:
Pope Francis canonizes Mother Theresa, citing her miraculous motorcycle jump over 1,000 beggars in Calcutta, 1979.
GREAT TWEETS >> @DrJeffersnBoggs
DOCTOR: I don't know, there's a bunch of-
ME: *eating a handful of pennies* a bunch of what
yes I want a super outsider like someone who knows nothing about politics at all. My neighbor, Carl. He's super outside.
"Read Lena Dunham's conversation with Amy Sch--"
My new fun thing is staring at people and asking, "do I know you from twitter?"
Shout out to the post office for delivering my recycling to me every day.
We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet
When I was leaving work early and saw my boss suddenly #ThatWasMyCueToLeave
@ClassicTags @Classic_George @211Pine
Guy: What do you do?
Me: I tell jokes on Twitter
G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself?
Me: I tell myself that they're good jokes
took my birds to the vet just to find out that they're sick af
Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD
After a lot of thinking, I've decided that thinking is not for me.
~> New #verified
Thank you (and EVERYONE)
~> New #verified
☀️Thank you ☀️ (and EVERYONE)☀️
💜✨OK, These aren't the best,
but next are a celebration of a "women only Godzilla film?"
and 4 Japanese sunsets✨ 💜✨
Please Hold on,
I'm looking at twitter in Japan
to find a good one for you...
Everyone has days where you need to eat pizza alone in the car.
All I’m saying is when I’m drunk in the backyard I still put my shirt on just like everyone else, one leg at a time...
Capri, Italy 😍⛵️j
Arielle, was ist aus dir geworden ?