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Is this is misprint? Should it be a 10 days a week??? 😳😝😝�
Why not serve alcohol in Capri Sun pouches? When you can no longer get the straw in the hole, you've had enough.
If I had a pound for every time my dad wondered how I'd turn out - I could've brought a big butch Harley .... And some silver sparkly boots
Spanish artist Pejac paints silhouettes on windows, creating wonderful optical illusions when seen at the right angle
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Speaking to a pupil about #BohemianRhapsody and she didn't even know this existed!!! 😳😳�
Apple unveils new upgrade to stop iphone 6 from bending
.@Cristiano is the most-followed sportsperson on Twitter and has now reached an unbelievable 30 million followers
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Newcastle v Palace playing extra time. Announcer says winner is away at Man City -- whole ground goes quiet! Lol! 😳🙈🙈😝😝😝
Shrewsbury take on new groundsman who says he will 'take care of everything"
Shrewsbury v Chelsea! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
#HelpfulWednesday -- Today while in the bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance... so i pushed her over #YoureWelcome
Today I have been sober for 100 days! - not in a row or anything --- just in total! #EveryLittleHelps 😁
Don't you hate people who answer their own questions?? I do! 😁
Remember --- you are not fat! --- you're just easier to see! 👍😁
Seems you can!! “@nitalia06:Reds will probably go out. I can't have a Shrewsbury, Telford & LFC win in one night can I?
Should make the managers take 1 too
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Running out of toes soon 12-12
Do you get half time in a penalty SHOOTOUT?? -- 11-10
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
You know when you're not good looking - when you have a group picture ... And they hand you the camera! 😳
PELANTY! Middlesbrough score to equalise!
Eldest threw tantrum sayin he didn't want to go to school, it's rubbish, they're horrible etc...I told him .. You're 38 & the headmaster GO!
@SkySportsNewsHQ: Big night of @CapitalOne_Cup action tonight, --- Erm... Well we are concentrating on the league! #Villa 😳😁😝😝
Frankly ; Are you even listening to me?" is a weird way for people to start a conversation with me
Don’t fall for fake Apple ads telling you to put your iPhone in the microwave:
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This is so cool I'm sending this using Siri
FOR SALE -- 100% Accurate weather display (may not work in thick fog)
When the taxi arrives and you haven't finished your drink yet
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Wow! Over 4,739 followers! Thanks every one! Let's aim for 5,000!
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@drivertraining2 Oh dear, how awful for them *said sarcastically* My profit forecast for the year has dropped too, from £2.80 to £2.40 ;)
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So the big deal with Tesco is its yearly profit may be a bit less than 2.4 BILLION!! For a year!!! ---BILLION
To be honest, using The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate
croutons are the best thing since dried bread.
Ahhh toddlngton services by sunset. Is there anything more romantic?
My timing is.... At times ..... Stunning! :-(
Men are from Mars, women are form Venus, Stormtroopers are from the Death Star.
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