Looks like I'm going to be sat in this bar all holiday feeding off their wifi😁
Scientists estimate that you'll fall in love seven times before you get married.
Can't wait for my party, gunna get smasheddddd💥
Me&Harley get on so well👌
98% of people I have seen in skeggy look like they have been on Jeremy Kyle
i need to learn to hide my emotions, people can read me like a book
If a girl texts📲 you first☝, you better feel special. 😘😍
couldn't of said it better myself 👌�pic.twitter.com/PgW3HiKC6D
So my brother has pissed my mum off and now she's having ago at me, have you been glue sniffing or something you silly woman
whenever i go to the toilet, i always take my phone to amuse me and end up staying on the toilet playing games on it
Riding through maltby and someone shouts sexy to me😂😂😂
Rudimental's music videos are so good!
all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”
I stay up late every night and constantly regret it in morning, it's one just loop of regrets
My dreams are fucking insane
Gutted I can't make brads party😢
And I turn your bath water on and you turn off your iPhone
Gillie bean has just seen my bollocks😳
Dont even know where this year's gone, cant believe it's august already
Who the fuck came up with the idea of shortening text message nd tlkin lyk dis
Mum: "Do the dishes"
Me: "I can't, I'm ugly"
I love make-up sex... Who wants to fight?
I'm going to curl up into a ball and fall asleep because my life is boring and consists of nothing
tattoos and piercings can be so attractive but there is a limit
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BREAKING: Bale spotted in Madrid. pic.twitter.com/9VSwEJ1KID
Tired of putting in a password to unlock your iPhone? The iPhone 5S is going to feature fingerprint sensors.
I wanna get on my bike and go for a massive ride somewhere and not have a clue where I'm going
This PMiD app is just going to last a week like all the other messaging apps
omg I'm craving Oreos and milk so bad
Shaun of the dead is the best film ever👌
Sometimes I just wanna hit you in the fucking face but then I think no, I can think of much more creative ways to cause you pain!👊
i drink a can of fabulous a day
Omg the Internet needs this pic.twitter.com/PM1IzDUR8d
lads and slags😂😂