if u knew me between 2006-2012 im sorry
You could say I've got a few twix up my sleeve...
When all the shitty humans in your life fuck you over, your dog will still be there wagging it's tail when it sees you. Thats real love mate
When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
When the lights come on in the club
THEY GAVE THE BIRDS LAXATIVES LMAO😂�Ky
When you realize that 2006 was a decade ago
i can barely even draw a stick figure using my hands twitter.com/henryfraser0/s…
I hate how I can go from having one drink, to suddenly feeling like this out of nowhere.
Aye fresh aff the fuckin frying pan
This is probably the funniest Twitter conversation you'll ever read.
Her 8 year old brother pulled off the greatest executed face swap you've ever seen 😂6
Was it just my Mam and dad who used to say this? 😂I
Everyone in England today vine.co/v/enV77uFYaYZ
Bae: "If you was here right now i'd let you fuck"
This is tonight's situation...
I'm just in one of those moods where if you fuck with me, this'll happen
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app
'How's everything going?' Me:
"We never let our pirate mate feel left out"
All of these crutches and I still can't stand you
So excited for SpringFest😝😝😝
RT if you remember these savages
What comes after 69? 😂�Vq
WHY AM I SO AMUSED BY THIS
"Skinny pill"? They're called eccies mate and of course they make you skinny, you canny eat if you can't find yer jaw
Girl: Come over
Me: I can't I'm a cactus
Girl: I'm home alone...
Gibbs has been out since 7PM, its currently 9:30AM and he's sat drinking a 150ml pitcher of purple rain. Decent.
When you have no money but your mate buys you food...
When the squad gets called into the principal's office for being too turnt
When Mr Krabs finds out everyone using his picture and he ain’t making a single penny
when yo mom has been telling u to wake up like 29283 times and u still laying down n she suddenly come in yo room
Get you a man who can do both