London's first club to win the CL. The world's only club to win the European Championships back to back years. It was a blue day. @chelseafc
Substitute "internet connection" for "girl". As rare. RT “@DadduG
: Wanted : Super Fast , Stable and Low Cost Internet Connection.”
- it's all about winning the game! we wish you best of luck! #CFCAmsterdam #CFC32 #FL203 #CFC #EL
Being the "ghar ka mard" is a bitch. Sab kaam karna padta hai.
If Anurag Kashyap had made HIMYM he would have called it, "That Girl with the Yellow Umbrella"
Turned my phone onto “Flight mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer
$425 down the toilet. Literally. RT “@WhatTheFFacts
: You can buy "Gold Poop Pills" for $425 each. They turn your poop sparkly and golden.”
Set to make history. Come on Chelsea! #europa
I just wish someone would give me money to blow on books. Ahh bliss.
Or just forgetful. Or stupid. RT “@pranavsapra
: Busy is when you have to set reminders to set reminders.”
Shes sleeping right now. But i bet, she'd be dreaming of me, with a armor and a sword, fighting her demons and evil fears.
Q. What do KRK's children call him?
Don't cry because it ended. Be grateful that it began and it was so good to make you cry to let g.
Trimmer ran out of juice and now I'm stuck with a stupid moustache.
There's a world of difference between a smile on the lips and a smile from the heart.
And it should be perfect. RT “@pranavsapra
: Your future should be proud to present your past.”
Chitrangada Singh, whether you get a divorce or not, you will always rule every guy's, err, dreams.
Moms and their stupid chores which make absolutely no fucking sense
In India no work can be done without a phone call to some "setting"
A sane woman is a bigger oxymoron. RT “@The_Coffee_Mug
: Clear woman is an oxymoron.”
Dan Brown's Inferno releasing tomorrow! Im so excited!
For the first time the likes for my dp crossed a 100. Ahh the joys of being socially active
What's the point of eating maggi if you don't lick the plate?
Why is it the duty of the friend whom you bitch to, to never take your side?
I got 99 likes on my photo. I don't see how a "bitch" will come in here though.
So is "Crap" and "Food". RT “@GrumbleBee_
: "Love" is a four-letter word. But then again, so is "Hate".”
It takes maturity to let the past go.
India is in desperate need of sitcoms. Like Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai. And some teen dramas. Like Left Right Left.
An empty wallet is the best teacher in life.
Jo maza dehaati-style mein baat karne mein hai, woh aur kisi mein kahaan.
Internet is full of emoticonal beings.
Never regret. Because what you did was what you wanted to do once.
Listening to Good Life always makes me wanna dance. #NP
Good Life - OneRepublic
So mom has assigned me the most mind-numbingly boring chore to do.
Congratulations to the greatest goal scoring midfielder of his generation in the world. Frank Lampard has done the lot. Record breaker #203
FRANKIE LAMPS EQUALS TAMBLING!! #chelsea
No shit, he was dying! “WhatTheFFacts: "Money can't buy life" were the final words said by Bob Marley to his son Ziggy on his death bed.”
When your faith is shattered, what do you do?
Haven't been able to sleep for the past 3 hours. Kill me now.
How I sing-along in songs: "blah bleh bli deuces, blah bleh bli yaaa"
Dum dum dum dum dum. Dum dum dum dum dee. Dee doo deedoo doo di di di didi deeeeeeee.
From Facebook- Bad Luck Brian:
Sets 'PENIS' as password.
Not long enough.
Much is to be said about the time squandered.
Brighter the picture, darker the negative.
Whatever happens, happens for good. #TheWorstMyth
Temperature is hitting late forties! Oh balls its gonna be over 50 this june.