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When Aladdin happened and for those 2 hours, we felt the magic.
Defending Windows and Android can be exhausting. Especially when they keep messing up. Switching to Apple soon. Enough is enough.
Windows you make it really hard to love you sometimes.
Alone in the study room while everyone else watches the superbowl. Thank you law class.
Me every night: I'm going to cut down my coffee consumption.
Me every morning: lol bro you're cute.
All this talk about the #IowaCaucus
and I don't even really know what a caucus is. And I'm fairly certain I'm not the only one.
I can confirm I was offered the Manchester City job however I felt the right thing to do was to let Pep Guardiola take it.
Whenever the online shipment says "3-5 business days" I always expect 3. But it's always 5. Or more. Dont set yourself up for disappointment
I don't understand how people misspell my name in emails. Don't they just see my name there?
Wanted to reach early for class. Now officially 20 mins late. Thanks stern elevator. #stuckinanelevator
We've called public safety 3 times in the last 20 mins. Still no one is here. #Stuckinanelevator
Got stuck in the #Stern
elevator. Yay first day of classes
What did I do this weekend? I didn't leave my building. Not once. I'm proud of myself.
Guus why do you play the exact same team that Mourinho did and expect any different results? It's clear the problem are the players! #CFC
Arijit Singh's taken over so much that Sonu Nigam had to resort to flight announcements.
When finally a girl takes admission in mechanical engineering department
Ivanovic needs to be dropped and Baba needs to be played? What do we do instead? Not play Baba and give Ivanovic a contract extension. Great
Dear Bhupendra Chaubey,
Please take yourself and other chauvinistic and misogynistic morons away from India and don't come back.
It is so cold that the idea of hibernating seems absolutely amazing. Actually what am I saying, hibernating always sounds amazing.
So much on Netflix, such little time to watch...
You know the struggle to study is real when you go through all your social media sites twice just to make sure you didn't "miss anything"
Can we just skip the interview process please?
I totally have time to get coffee if I @tapingo
, right? 😰bit.ly/1ZufsWl
-5 degrees celsius right now. I'm ready to hibernate.
The biggest scam ever in India is how the Nehrus have usurped the name and legacy of Gandhi. Even Harshad Mehta is a child before them
When you think your going to bed at 10pm will "improve your schedule" but really you just wake up at 2:30am and play fifa until 7am.
Good that the government is focussing on start-ups. Now, how about a few shut-downs? Air India? BSNL? Censor Board? Income Tax department?
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Yes the cold sucks. Ice and frozen snow is awful. But there's something really beautiful about watching a snowfall that never gets old.
YAAAAASSSSSSS. FINALLY CHELSEA
Fab long passes and Pedro crosses. About time they do what they're good at.
Jagielka and Zouma have been absolutely solid on opposite ends. #CHEEVE
Why do I even bother with watching Chelsea games?
Are Mikel and Hiddink an item?#CFC
Hiddink please drop Matic, Ivanovic, Pedro and Terry. Please. #CHEEVE
Can we please just drop Ivanovic, Matic and Pedro? If not now, then when? Why is Hiddink doing the same thing as Mourinho?
I've always been a huge fan of Ivanovic but I have to admit, I'm losing my patience with him. #CFC #CHEEVE
Is it still a nap if I slept for 3 hours?
RIP Alan Rickman. :'(
You'll always be Hans Gruber to me.
Those who don't know who that is, turn to page 394.
You'll live in our hearts Severus Snape. Always. #RIPAlanRickman
Ugh I hate being sick and especially hate having a cold
I feel absolutely dreadful
Honestly, hanging out with David Bowie is even cooler than I thought it would be!
I wanted to start a new book and am open to options. Thought you'd be the best person to suggest something!
I'm always cursing the people who's luggage comes out early in baggage claim but they're not there to fucking claim it.
I'm happy to be back in America. I now have beer, fried chicken and netflix to make me happy. What more could a guy ask for?