Oh look, lunch! 🐟🐠 @ Nassau, Bahamainstagram.com/p/BRvshqSjXhf/
Instagram stories, then WhatsApp status and now messenger stories. Facebook is desperate to undercut Snapchat. Let's see what happens
PSG choked harder than the Falcons. Harder than the Warriors
Can we all take a moment to acknowledge the ridiculous achievement of Barcelona?
Doesn't matter if you love Barcelona or you hate them, but god damn that was the most insane come back ever!
Life isn't giving me biryani. Life is giving me meat, potatoes and gravy and I'm not happy.
All I want in life is biryani
One more test, one more day until spring break. Can almost taste it
Parle G biscuit and Chai for breakfast in New York. Cheapest thrills are sometimes the best thrills.
That's a counter attack at its finest! #coyb #cfc
Excited to see Fab in the line up again! Much deserved after a phenomenal performance last game
Impressive forward play by Matic. Who would have thunk it
It's okay N'Golo, we don't expect you to score anyway. That shot though 😂
7 goals and 3 assists in his last 9 appearances for #chelsea
- Pedro! In love with this beast
PEDRO YOU BEAUTIFUL SPANISH BEAST
Costa has been surprisingly tame. This is the problem with having only 1 striker- no back up option.
Swans have 8 men in the box. This is going to be hard to break down. Come on you blues! We can't afford a draw today #CHESWA
Super Frankie Lampard always a class act! God I miss that man in blue
One of the small problems that I've seen come up through this incredible season- set piece defending. How to improve? @LondonBluePod
Such wonderful fluid play by #CFC
, such a bad goal to concede before the half. I'm sure Conte is gonna lose his head.
Disappointing to concede right before the half time.
Set piece defending has definitely been our weakest suit
Wonderful move, great goal. This is why we need Fab! #cfc
Now that was a cescy goal!
WHAT A MOVE! If only we finished that
Chelsea very confident and measured on the ball with their passing, but Swansea happy to let us have possession. Need a touch of magic
Always makes me happy to see Fabregas make a tackle
Yesterday, continued watching #GoT
with girlfriend. Viserys just got the "golden crown" & she didn't flinch at the violence. She's learning
How has Pedro become one of my favorite players, I don't know. That's the biggest surprise Conte has sprung on me.
Fab finally gets a start!
Just noticed that WhatsApp also has a stories feature now. Facebook trying so hard to undercut Snapchat
Omg this game! What the fuck is going on
This City Monaco game is absolutely amazing to watch
"That's the way you diss someone, make fun of their whore". Girlfriend is catching up with GoT lingo. I'm so proud.
Girlfriend just asked why everyone in Game of Thrones is a dick. She's only 3 episodes in. Oh it's gonna get so much worse and I'm excited
Girlfriend just saw Jaime Lannister push Bran out of the window. Says "what could be worse?" I'm here thinking oh my sweet summer child...
Made my girlfriend start watching game of thrones. She's getting attached to Ned Stark. I'm waiting to see what happens when he's beheaded.
Almost halfway through the Young Pope's first season and I'm still so confused. I feel like I knew more about GoT compared to this. So weird
The Young Pope is basically Frank Underwood in the Vatican. And somehow Jude Law is scarier than Kevin Spacey
Just started watching The Young Pope. God damn.
Being able to go for Valentine's dinner is the other. Thanks stern, power outage, ConEd, life and god.
Sometimes the universe throws you a bone. Stern having a power outage and specifically my class being canceled is one.
So I will be up all night tonight... writing a paper that's due tmrw morning. NYU has been and continues to be my primary valentine sadly.
It's nice to get a Valentine's Day wish not only from Team Snapchat and Mom. Zindagi mein bachcha tarakki kar raha hai.
Why Valentine's Day is not really impressive:
Imagine if Bhagat Singh had said "Aazadi hi meri Valentine hai" in RDB.
I have officially given up trying to be cool this winter. Broke out my thermals today. I feel so warm and I love it.
Totally obsessed with iMessage games.
I have class till 9pm on Valentine's Day, so had to cancel fancy dinner. Was sad to see girlfriend upset but I can afford lunch now so 🤷🏽♂️
It's Sunday night. Already looking forward to the weekend.