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I don't think saying India is intolerant means I don't love India - it simply means that there is room for improvement, which I believe.
My 12 year old brother just said "OMG you're so old you won't understand." I can't believe I've reached this phase.
There are 2 kinds of people in the world - those who wait for updates and update it on the first day and those who never update anything.
Jokes aside though. India is becoming surprisingly intolerant for a country that claims to be secular. I feel sad - it shouldnt be this way.
I agree with Aamir Khan. Have a go at me people.
I wonder how has my life become so boring/hectic that I literally have nothing to tweet about.
Vir Das was absolutely amazing. What an awesome evening.
Why the fuck is Leicester on top of the table? I guess it's at least a blue team..
Last minute trip to India is going to happen! So happy :)
Can I sell you some high yield bonds?
Diwali 2015. Had an amazing time
Interesting read- would suggest everyone to check it out "India is being ruled by a Hindu Taliban | Anish Kapoor" gu.com/p/4e6eq/stw
Just yelled at an old lady for walking too slowly. I may be becoming a New Yorker.
Celebrating Diwali in India:
"Yay firecrackers, food, nice clothes"
Celebrating Diwali in US:
"Yes it's pronounced with a 'v'"
Bhenchod entire facebook wall is about diwali. And what am I doing? Writing a fucking paper. Screw you guys. Seriously.
When Bae is with someone else
so u like bad boys ????
im bad at everything
[Courtesy friend on facebook]
In case you get the wrong flowers for your girl, a helmet could save you.
Ugh I do not even know why but I suddenly got excited about Diwali and now I don't want to study fml
The odds of meeting someone who not only puts up with your weirdness but likes it, participates in it. That's fucking amazing
The fact that I found someone in this crazy world who wants to be weird with me - that's a fairy tale story enough for me.
"How we met" stories can sound so pedestrian. But think about the UNLIKELIHOOD of meeting that person randomly and having a connection.
To tell people you met someone on tinder always gets a sad judgy look.
When you drop your phone, and the screen doesn't crack!
Just had heat and eat chana masala. I wish I had eaten raw kale. It would taste just as bad - could have at least gotten some nutrients.
The smell of my dryer sheet is oddly comforting. I'm basically panicking about EGB right now.
I hate people who have free time. I wish I had free time. I wish
My entire timeline has way too many hindi tweets. I automatically ignore them.
Just one person can totally brighten up your day!
I'm that guy who doesn't hold the elevator even if I see someone approaching. I pretend that I tried. I'd rather be alone even in a lift.
Use "swype" keyboard with caution. I wanted to swype "cutie". Instead I got "chutiye" and sent it.
Looking for a job which pays to watch football and play FIFA. Hours and pay negotiable. Please contact.
Iron Man and Silver Surfer met one day. They became great alloys.
I wish time could slow down. Just for me though.
for halloween i’m gonna be emotionally stable. no one’s gonna know its me
It's amazing how fascinating everything else becomes when you have to study.
10 missed calls off Roman Abramovich
Wonder what he wants.
A good date can turn around a really shitty week into a really good one :)
Really need to start studying
Shenanigans in the amazing maize maze.
When you're pumpkin picking, size does matter. #queenscountyfarm
Sometimes we get into this habit of thinking that no one cares because everyone is busy. But then they're there when you need them.
I wish I could just go to sleep and never wake up. Or wake up to a different life. A different place. A different emotion. Not this.
One of those times when you realize you're not in control of your life, but that instead your life is controlling you.
Just feeling really down. Honestly not even sure why.
Kind of scares me that the class I'm most bored in, is the foundation course for my major.
Chile will be happening in 2016! Africa and Australia are still left before going to 6 continents.
Let's now create chances not through mistakes, but skill. But also not making mistakes so that's good. Decent enough half. #Chelsea
Still don't know how to do those funky snapchat filters. And now it's no longer cool. Dammit too behind times.