NYC ✈️SLC I'm giving my child my free upgrade BECAUSE I LOVE MY KID AND HOLY GOD THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING JEALOUS OF HER STILL PRETTY FUCKEN JEALOUS STILL JEALOUS STILL YEP STILL GOIN
Looking out at Lady Liberty
Loving train travel compared to so much time in the air...
64 degrees in Hudson, New York, today. And it was divine.
Found this in Hudson, NY just now. I'm getting it for both of us. @TheBloggess
Since Pinterest is happening all over this bad mother, I'll go ahead and contribute with the beginning of my meal tonight. This will surprise anyone who knows me personally: that drink is not bourbon. And there is ICE IN IT. WHHAATTTT.
SLC ✈️NYC. Taking these goons to see their father for the holiday. Four hours of being pecked to death ahead!
This is going to be the cheesiest thing I have ever posted BARF but thank you to everyone who left comments and sent messages and did their own legwork concerning the initial and then consequent threats made to me on Facebook last night/this morning. I'm still getting around to responding to a lot o
Someone needs to rake their damn leaves.
Been just a tiny bit of a week around here so I indulged the girls and, yes. It's 5 PM on a Saturday and they are still in their pajamas, and I guess certain parts of Ratatouille upset the inevitable future animal-rights activist/vegan in Marlo. DO NOT AIM A GUN AT A RAT, Y'ALL.
There's a #mentalhealth
crisis on #college
campuses. Let's take a look at the numbers:
french journalist who's wife was killed in the bataclan attacks tribute is hearbreaking
#tbt to the summer of 1993, senior trip to Daytona Beach, Florida. All that curl was natural.
tonight and am highlighting the whole goddamn book. This. This especially:
November landscape (crying as I type this)
This is FUCKING INSANE.
again doubling down saying refugees must "prove they are Christian."
Here is the test Jesus said we should apply to determine whether or not you are actually a Christian. (Matt 25:35)
Marlo flooded the entire kitchen tonight. Long story about a stunt she pulled in the bathtub. Instead of whining about this nonviolent accident I'm going to hotline bling this fucken white-ass fiddle-leaf fig fucken tree because I had plans for a bigger production. Alas. Let's hope my soaked 5D is n
A #latergram from lunch yesterday where my older daughter picked anything and everything not rice-colored out of her rice before she would eat it. The struggle is real.
It was a tiny bit bright outside after Leta nailed her performance. My kid is one spectacular musician.
So incredibly proud of my first born today, here in the middle of "this very stressful week" as she describes it. Looking very much like @blurb's father at her Veteran's Day program, then she calmed her nerves enough for a piano recital tonight. She plays for judges on Saturday. AND ALL THAT HOMEWOR
Minecraft, single fingerless glove, SpongeBob headphones. Sick camp is officially underway. 😐😐😐
This tribute to a military family shows perfectly how a village should work: goo.gl/H4rSKa #VeteransDay #Tylenol #HowWeFamily #ad