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Heather B. Armstrong
These shoes will effectively bring me to 6'3" tall. Not shown here is my sword or the raccoon pelt I'm going to wear on my head.
For @ivonna.tinkle, wish my sister wife was here for all of this.
Look who's coming with me to Washington. @krochetkids @kohlgreyson @sarahfordgoodfellow @blakegoodfellow #ThisIsEmpowerment
Someone is trying to help me pack except "rolling over for another tummy rub" is not a good strategy for this.
Late night troubleshooting. Simultaneously the loneliest and most zen place to be.
My mother very graciously stopped by today to let me borrow some of the jewelry she was awarded by Avon over her career to wear to the White House Correspondents Dinner this Saturday night (as a guest of @ariannahuff). I like knowing that I will be wearing something of hers, something she earned as
Sequin dress and pink camouflage patch? Check. She's ready to play Minecraft. Eye doctor was so blown away with the progress that she's made since October that he ordered a less intense prescription and only two more months of patching, just an hour a day (screen time is great for this hour because
Girls went on a play date today so I was able to take both dogs on a long Sunday afternoon walk. He looks mad here, but he's just wiped out. Can't do our normal long route anymore. He just couldn't keep up even at a moderate pace. Poor old man. And, of course, I took the diaper off in public. @stuff
The #slcmarathon is happening right outside my door. Good luck to everyone involved! 👍🏃(In a fit of raging dumbness I took both dogs out to cheer on the runners thinking that they'd see me standing there with my bed head and two cute dogs and feel some sense of support. Except, Coco growled and ba
The snow is gone but my allergies are not.
I was like, Marlo, I don't think this outfit makes enough of a statement. Where are your striped socks?
"Just pretend I'm a duck." We got the giggles tonight. And if you listen closely Marlo has the hiccups.
This is insane. More snow than we had all winter. And it's catnip to Coco. #GodHatesUtah
One time #IWasSoTired I brushed my teeth with an anti-itch cream. ...... Share your #IWasSoTired confession with @TYLENOL using #IWasSoTired & #sweeps for a chance to win a $1000 Bed Bath & Beyond™ Gift Card. NO PURCHASE OR SUBMISSION NECESSARY. 50 US/DC, 18+. Ends 5/1/15. Void where prohibited. Pri
Spriiiiiing is in aaaaiiiiirrrr!
I’ve set up an Instagram account called @stuffonchuck to start cataloging all the things Chuck has balanced on his head during his very long life and to celebrate this absurd talent. If your dog shares this kind of expertise post a photo of him or her and hashtag it #StuffOnChuck or #StuffonPup and
View from my morning run
Today my mother and best friend, the Avon World Sales Leader, turns 70 years old and will most assuredly log 20,000 steps on her Fitbit before lunch. It goes without saying that my kids are the luckiest in the world because she is their Grandmommy, but what they don't know yet is that I am the mothe
One time #IWasSoTired I attended a parent-teacher conference with my shirt on backwards. #TylenolPM #ad
Everyone in Utah has lamented our lack of winter. And I have always said, "This is Utah. Winter always comes. Wait for it." Mmm-yep!
The patching is working! The patching is working!
Helping fifth graders learn how to invoice, pay bills, manage bank accounts and badger employees. Hey kids, don't blog about your job.
Assessing their loot. Thanks for the great time @katereymann