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Heather B. Armstrong
My sister wife Ivy with Elder Cunningham from The Book of Mormon, showing him the flask that he and every person who works on the play will be given as a gift. Welcome to Salt Lake City! IT'S ONLY A METAPHOR.
View from my run today. Hey, @bre_fontaine are we going to do this? 😬
Got home from lunch with a dear old friend who happens to be in town and saw a package sitting on my porch. I walked inside, said a warm hello to Coco, and then opened my front door to… this. His ashes. I did not know to anticipate these unrelenting waves of grief, and this completely did me in. I
Not a bad morning in the valley. Thanks for scouting this place out, Brother Young.
It’s great to have friends who are like your second family #FriendshipDay #HowWeFamily #Tylenol #ad
A #latergram of Unknown Mortal Orchestra last night at @urbanloungeslc @unknownmortalorchestra
It's just she and I for the next two weeks, the two of us alone together. She looks so tiny and her face feels that way in my hands. Although, she doesn't sound that way at all when she spots a jogger through the window, but now that bark and that howl no longer electrify every molecule of my body w
A must listen: "Let It Happen" by Tame Impala.
The most exquisite day I've ever spent in this city #latergram
Few things as inscrutable as this subway system. Hoping I don't end up on Coney Island.
Whatever. Totally photoshopped.
"That is such a touristy thing to take a photo of." "Stop. I'm from Utah." "They don't have lights in Utah?"
Missing Pioneer Day in Utah and am instead getting on a plane (what is that?) with the girls to take them to NY. Y'all had better eat all the pie and beer or imma tell yer bishop.
#tbt to last week when David Gray was singing one of my favorite lines ever from a song
The girls spent some time with my mom and family before I take them back to NY tomorrow to be with their father, and today out of nowhere Marlo demanded that all of the gathered cousins help create this tombstone. I'm a mess.
Headstands in tutus and hand-drawn tattoos. Never knew I could love such disorder. #Tylenol #HowWeFamily #ad
Last night I came home for the first time to this one. Just this one. Weird how your chest can break in half and heal simultaneously. Didn't know I could love her more than I already did.
Thank you, yet again, Karis, India, Kembe and Jafta for sharing your valuable time and space with my girls despite the fact that you don't yet have a kitchen sink. @kristenhowerton, you are our favorite place in California. (P.S. Did Jafta ever free the hummingbird from the garage?)
Unusually muggy weather in Orange County makes for dramatic reenactments of shampoo commercials.
This morning at 12 AM. On to the other side. (Thanks for the photo @charliecapen and for joining me on the dance floor @kristenhowerton @markhowerton @chadmarkley @moyamonroe @the818 @raisingself)
She may or may not be getting a purple streak in her hair in honor of my birthday (letting her use my birthday as an excuse, also @kristenhowerton is such a bad influence)
Saturdays in California just plain suck @kristenhowerton

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