View from a stalker. Thanks for the heart attack, @nubeefied. It's a good thing I love you so hard. cc: @debraduffy @cturlington
Annual fundraising lunch for @everymomcounts
I know I'm in a time zone. I have my guesses.
East Coast -> West Coast. Best coast?
Less than a month left of being six years old and showing signs of becoming a perfectly reasonable human being. THIS IS A TRAGEDY. Make it stop.
you did not just charge me for a ride I did not take
I had to come all the way to Brooklyn to hang out with this kid. Also, if you check out @aubrey's feed you'll find us "weirdly fondling" a candle. #latergram
View from @everymomcounts headquarters today
SLC -> JFK ✈️ I took this photo at Heathrow last week where authorities confiscated my perfume. @mochamomma will understand my outrage if no one else does.
Whuuuut. No. No, frog baby. You will not be graduating to middle school this year. Nope.
Leta was so thoughtful with this Mother's Day note that she made it Safe For Work (SFW).
Thank you, Franziska, for showing me around Prenzlauer. You were the highlight of my time here.
Can't leave Berlin without posting a photo of Berliner Fernsehturm, the television tower seen in the distance. I did not go to the top as the line to get in rivaled Space Mountain at Disneyland.
Biggest church in Berlin. Kinda like Temple Square but without all the blonde missionaries.
Everywhere I look, I'm unsure if I'm in Europe.
Germany. First, you eat pizza and French fries with a fork and a knife. WTF? But this? I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
Ready to see some sick ass Babylonian antiquities! (as a Mormon growing up I thought "Babylon" was a bad word)
Not sure how any photo could capture what this is like to see in person.
I slept eight hours and woke to the sound of birds singing outside my window. Like, a fucking Disney movie. It was glorious. That kind of sleep has me all, shit y'all! I'm in Berlin! Who wants to party?