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Heather B. Armstrong

Thinking about running with us? Here's why @dooce loves being part of our team & why you'll love it too: bit.ly/2uup8mA @RunTeamEMC
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The team @everymomcounts has 15 spots left in the @nycmarathon on 11/5. Join them! My experience from 2011 is here: bit.ly/2uJNojP
"A three-hour lunch won’t kill your business. Dinner at 10:30 PM isn’t a bad idea. Bread is good for you." dooce.com/2017/08/08/the…
Wherein I am interviewed by the lovely @offscreenmag who graciously didn't ask me about fucking money: dooce.com/2017/08/02/boo…
The most important legacy of Parks and Rec is being able to send this gif around to your friends when you're sick to get sympathy.
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This gospel version of Reclaiming My Time by @mykalkilgore deserves a Grammy
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The charges against me in a French court will read, "Attempted to eat someone's baby," and I will be guilty: bit.ly/2w6afqR
There is one point I need to drive home in this post. Listen to *that* part. The rest of this post is just trash. bit.ly/2vyxjyh
Think I've found my favourite ever GIF
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Parles-vous more slowly? Gracias! Bah oui! dooce.com/2017/07/11/par…
Wherein I leave a yelp review for losing your virginity: "FIVE STARS. Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try.” dooce.com/2017/07/07/mot…
Happy 4th of July to all. I'm forever grateful my immigrant family was welcomed to America 47 years ago. We will never stop giving back.
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Some dude standing bewildered at the stacked-to-the-nines-buffet in the @Delta lounge at JFK: "I'll have to stop at Burger King, I guess."
Remember if it wasn't for gay people there'd be no Jay-Z. 🏳️‍�5K
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there's no better image to represent all of America right now than a few enjoying the things that belong to the many.
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"I don't think people voted for this" says someone on Morning Joe. This is exactly what people voted for. This.
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In which I get to talk about my favorite book of the year so far and some other, ahem, revelations: dooce.com/2017/06/28/boo…
In which I go overboard for the sake of my child's self-esteem, in partnership with #TheHouseMovie out 6/30 #ad bit.ly/2sIvkZz
Today’s protip: Always make small talk with the person driving the car. Especially in Montenegro: dooce.com/2017/06/23/tod…
The next best solution to my hatred of shopping since @ivonnatinkle isn't my live-in sister wife: dooce.com/2017/06/20/a-d… @FabFitFun
 
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