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Heather B. Armstrong
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#tbt I suppose my mother vacuumed that carpet with a lawn mower.
My child really does believe it's called "sand hanitizer" so I guess I should stop feeding it to her.
My first experience with monsters, otherwise known as “babies”
They wanted to snuggle because it's raining outside and cold. It's 77 degrees outside. I'm raising little delicate flowers. Cold little flowers.
There are so many Renaissance paintings and cartoons I see in her features, all mixed up in this fearless beauty. My Butternut.
There's nothing quite as pathetic as a direwolf in a head cone.
Leta's coach at the soccer clinic today demonstrating a skill I've always envied. If I tried this I'd break a window or maim several children. #CloserToPro
My kid is a trooper. Three hours of soccer training. She's ready for World Cup. @CitiPrivatePass #CloserToPro
Leta is getting her first experience with soccer with a little help from Álvaro Saborío. @CitiPrivatePass #CloserToPro
Just had the most humbling experience of sitting on a toilet with a full-length mirror directly in front of it.
Beck found a wounded butterfly at the pool that Marlo wants to take home "and put in the refrigerator" @cheekymuffy
Thus commenced The Huge Misunderstanding of 2008 “@ritaarens: @theblogess got overwhelmed... then came @dooce 's keynote."
Before we sped down the alpine slide. She kept screaming, "FASTER! FASTER!" Of course she did.
My water dog in her natural habitat
Leta and Georgia and Marlo, reunited at camp pickup. Leta, it is so hard to be adored. @bloggras
Happy birthday to this guy. @matttuff xo
She will not leave Coco alone and, my god, this dog deserves every second of this.
Today I may be another year older, but I still feel like I could rock these boots.
My friend @cheekymuffy lost her dog Sadie a few months ago, just one of many ungodly tragedies to befall her in the last year. Yesterday she adopted 9wk-old Annie, a yellow lab, the runt of the litter. She's tiny and smells of puppy breath and is right now clumsily chasing a cat. Taking a moment now
"If you leave that bracelet on your arm too long it will cut off your sexalation." - my 5yr-old, the scientist.