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Heather B. Armstrong
#tbt to when my Mormon mother was forcing her children into child labor under the guise of teaching them industriousness. (MOM YOU HUNG A RUG ON THE WALL WTF)
Thank you all for the comments you left on the photo I posted yesterday of Chuck. The girls and I haven't talked too much yet about what's going on with him. They know he's in diapers and really wants to be alone. But this morning here before I walked Marlo into her class she asked, "Do we dream whe
He's so tired. And I'm worried. Really worried about these signals.
A #latergram of a wonderful evening with friends and family and India Hicks whose mind I blew when I told her I grew up thinking I was getting my own planet. @indiahicksstyle
India is in the house @indiahicksstyle
Tomorrow is a big day, and I deal with these things by not smiling. SORRY, MOM. After I change Chuck's diapers I'm going to get some sleep (maybe) (probably not at all), and return your email when I can get to it. I promise.
"When I walk into a room I do not light it up..." @ntnl
Today. Jesus Christ, today. This one has oddly become a calming influence in the family, but then she locked herself in the bathroom three separate times today, each time when I finally had a brief moment to myself. Not going to say a single word in caps lock just OOPS I WAS LYING.
Happy birthday, Lori. Hope you can blow out those candles!
Art showcase at the girls' school tonight that did not include interpretive dance on the schedule BUT YOU TRY STOPPING MARLO
Many thanks to my cousin Kenzie who watched my girls and my dogs while I was in LA. She changed Chuck's diapers and tucked my kids into bed. And did this to Marlo's hair. That's love.
Back here again. Miss you already, @girlsgonechild. Tell Bo that Feather appreciates the good morning kiss.
Selfies in stand still traffic. Because Los Angeles. I also cooked a four-course meal, ran a marathon, and wrote a dissertation.
Just spoke at the first Every Mother Counts mPower luncheon in Los Angeles about figuring out how to use your own unique skill set to further a cause. So very lucky to be a part of this organization. @everymomcounts #WhatIsPossible #MaternalHealth
Used to drive by here every day on my way to work. I'm flooded with memories.
Someone ate all my vegan sweet potato chips at our picnic. I'm not at all bitter, Revi. @girlsgonechild
With @everymomcounts visiting The Community Birth Center in LA, an incredible grass roots facility dedicated to providing the women in this city a childbirth experience alternative to that witnessed in most hospital settings. So excited to share their story with you soon. #WhatIsPossible #MaternalHe
Good afternoon, Los Angeles. Desperately wish I could call you home, but The Avon World Sales Leader lives in Utah.
Dear Grandmommy, you are literally drowning my kids by facilitating this Webkinz addiction. Signed, STOP IT.
My absolute favorite time of day: reading alongside this one. Well, not true. It ties with singing Marlo a Christmas song every night before she goes to sleep. Parenthood can really suck sometimes, and other times it's like, yeah. This is what it means to be alive and breathe and feel.
To my best friend, this year of all years I mean it the most: Happy Mother’s Day. Thank you for holding my hand, my head and my heart as I have found my way. I and everyone who knows you are so lucky to have you.
Happy Mother's Day to all the sister wives helping to raise each other's kids. Love you so much, @ivonna.tinkle.
She made me a mom. And I'm afraid she may have inherited a tiny bit of dramatic flair.
Early Mother's Day gift from Marlo facilitated by her wonderful teacher. Thank you for what you do, Ms. Stroud.
When I find the monster who gave this cinematic masterpiece only three stars IMMA UNLOAD. pic.twitter.com/CRScuy6CVe