Respect blind people. Why? Because they judge others by their personality, not by their looks.
As a kid I never understood why adults always wanted to sleep and now as an adult I don’t understand how kids are never tired.
Going to a party is basically an exam in social skills.
You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.
Would you like to merge your X chromosome with mine?
Social media is just like you are watching what people doing, so fucking useless.
My dream last night had a plot twist. I “created” the plot twist, yet didn’t see it coming…
When counting in my head I am still limited to how fast I can say the numbers.
You deserve a blowjob from an alligator
The weekend is here!
begin their @EmiratesFACup
campaign tomorrow! 💪r
Beat them up, Pochettino ! twitter.com/premierleague/…
Bersama, fans Liverpool dan Dortmund masuk nominasi FIFA award
You have been living for a long time and don't know yet what the meaning of life.
⌚ Happy New Year's Eve!
Ready for #LIVMCI
"It's an absolute gift!"
7 certainly enjoyed#LIVSTK
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The Premier League is anything but predictable… 😮V
Love the tones, not lyrics.
Are you watching me or are you listening?
Rumours don't define who you are.
One thing that can not be tolerated in this country where the majority is always exalted than the minority.
after sex GIRL: so what are we ?
Dance music world confounded by Indonesian meme #OmTeloletOm
| Billboard News
How do you wake up from a nightmare, if you are not asleep?
How did monarchy even get started? Did a random family just start telling everyone that God had chosen them and it stuck?
The weekend is here!
The reason you wake up after dying in a dream is because your brain doesnt know what happens after death.
Want to know how I got these scars?
Have you ever craved someone? Not in a sexual way,but you just wanted to hear the sound of their voice or feel the warmth of their body 😔🙇❤️
Music can repair brain damage and returns lost memories.
Why do we do what we don't want to do?
isn't it cool that one day you might have little people running around your house that are half you and half the person you love
next week: stressed
next month: stressed
next year: stressed
next life: stressed
The guy who lost his Titanic tickets to Leo would eventually become happy he lost that game of Poker.
Danny Devito and Jack Nicholson on the set of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, 1974
I dreamt about a whale on coconut tree
Some creativity with the moon.
Just realise how cruel I am
Don't be like a fresh fish
Being single is nice until you get horny