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I know it's a bit sad to drink on your own, but after today...I feel like I need it 🍺
Always have food on my mind πŸ˜”πŸ°πŸ«πŸͺπŸ©πŸŸπŸ—πŸ”
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I judge people on the colour of their teeth not their skin
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Maureen is more worried about diet coke causing cancer rather than the fact i'm drinking on my own on a school night #PartyForOne #Chillin
I'm one of those people who try to make things better but end up making it worse.... 😞
Amaretto πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
That should have said "I can feel it when I get out...."😝
I need to stop drinking in the hot tub....I can feel it when you get out πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ
Got to put up with my dad rockin away to the eurovision....Kill me now...
The plot thickens.... πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š
That toaster vine cracks me up every time I watch it.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ
Bothers me a bit that Ronaldo's young son is already ten times cooler than I will ever be.
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And it was free.... Nom Nom Nom
Hot chocolate fudge cake with cream... πŸ‘Œ
If someone blocked my number... I wouldn't think it's ok to email them and use being drunk as an excuse.
I think I've fucked up... Argh...
I actually think I'm a nice guy though.... 😳
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Wow... That was awkward 😐
Had to come to the shop to use the internet...πŸ˜’
Think I've just given myself a shiner... πŸ˜’#ouchh