How have I only found out now, that's students can get a free mcflurry with their meal!?
I hate men that sponge off women.
Thought a lot of customers are being very "charitable" today....just realised the tip box is up! I'd better put on my happy face! 😬
To be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me.
It's strange how things turn out....and how quick time goes by...
Home Alone is on! Feeling like a kid again :)
"Just one more episode".... He said.... Four episodes ago.... 😐
I don't mind buying Xmas presents...but I hate having to wrap them all too!
Ok maybe a little premature with my last tweet... As I've "passed to the next stage"....
Just had answer some quick fire maths questions for my application and it's safe to say I'm going to be unemployed for a little longer! 😏
Some job application forms are ridiculously long and arduous!
If my dad had his way I'd have been married off for a cow, two pigs and three chickens! 😏
It would be great if my #Lumie
light had an app to change the settings. Then it wouldn’t need those god awful buttons!
I need to start my Christmas shopping! 🎁🎄🎅
Maureen drives me fucking mental
At home in bed feeling unwell...watching breaking bad to make me feel better and now a power cut....today of all days...
I've just seen a "lie detector" for sale for £7.99..... To buy or not to buy.... Could be an interesting Xmas gift! 🎁
I'm going to send Christmas cards this year... Feeling the Christmas spirit 🎅🎁🎄
Everywhere I look, I'm seeing couples and new born babies...
I'm about to watch the first hunger games movie to see why everyone raves about it....
I ate so much food tonight...I'm nursing a food baby... #BadTimes
I cannot wait till #Sherlock
comes back on TV!!!
Dad just gave me half a pizza "as a starter".... #Nom
I think it would tickle if Asian zombies were trying to eat me. I doubt the chopsticks would even break through my skin.
How to dance in fat suits vine.co/v/hdrHFTW6AAm
A need a friend to play me on Quiz Up now.... Not tomorrow.... Now.... Do it... Please, thank you :)
Spice Girls, Friends and Boy bands quizzes.... Think @MaddieBolton16
has a slight advantage.... I'm gutted #SoreLoser
Spending my Friday night playing Quiz Up @Domlee87
how sad are we?
Please can you all get the 'Quiz Up' app and challenge me!!
has been flirting all night....think she's in love!” Yes I love you lots and lots! Favourite person to work with!x
All those muscles are too much too resist
Seriously got my eye on @TheRock
I've learnt more chemistry from Walter White than I ever did in school! I'm addicted to this programme! 👌
Telling your missus you've cheated on her is never going end well, but he definitely didn't see this coming. theladbible.com/media/annivers…
I think it's time to change my mobile number 😏
I need a hot water bottle...brrr... ❄️
End of a bad day at work .... pic.twitter.com/4OxWPeVjme
hahahhahahaha Dom, do they use a green laser? #geeky
” they do! well done! #TopOfTheClass #NotAsDumbAsYouLook
do you know how they cut a diamond?” What have I told you about trying to play with the boys #GonnaGetHurt
🎧 This ain't the girl that I used to know...No, not anymore, TKO
So many snakes out there.... You can't trust anyone these days! 😏
David Haye has cancelled his fight with Tyson Fury.... No problem... I'm sure Deontay Wilder is ready to rumble! #bombsquad
Stick a fork in me, I'm done!