You can't see your reflection in boiling water. Similarly, you can't see the truths in your life in a state of anger.
ok so it looks like nobody is coming to rescue me from me
some people complain about traffic, work, the weather, other people
i just complain about being born
Words and Opposite;
Tall - Short
Good - Bad
Man - Woman
Goodluck - Buhari
If person too tey for toilet, hin go forget sey shit dey smell.
The funny part is we laugh today but one day we're going to turn into our parents
so, do you love being fake?
i think it would be best for both of us if you'd be obsessed with me
one problem with depression is that when good things happen you still have depression
full of emptiness but it's fine
is life just a really long illness before death
take a selfie at my funeral
U opend Ur legs & he bought U BOLD 5, U opend 4 anoda guy & he paid for Ur BIS. Pls open 4 me too, lemme buy U d Charger.
TRANSLATE TO QUEENS ENGLISH:------» E don tey wey day break.
Bros forget English o! Na if Prick small babe dey call am 'Penis'.
TEACHER: "How old are you?". BOY: "Hayam Hate years hold". <«««« What tribe please?111
Ur BB Name na 'SexyBerrie',all ur DPs hot die,we kon meet, ur stretch mark plenty pass d NEPA wire 4 Mba street, Ajegunle.Na God go judge U!
Armed robbers come ur house, as dem dey go, dem thief your dog. .......what tribe please?
Wats d diff b/w ridin a bicycle & ridin a lady?2ride a bicycle u posi ur yansh, thn mve ur legs,2ride a lady u posi ur legs,thn mve ur yansh
Ladies If ur bobo calls you "Mummy" take heart dear, You are still single.
Don't let Twitter deceive you, a lot of us here haven't eaten since yesterday, even me too... 😂😂😜
You preach gender equality but you've never told your husband to hide while you go check where the gunshot came from? You're not serious!
Man: Every nite my wife goes 2 bar & sleeps wit any1 who asks her. Doctor: Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is d BAR.
my idols are dead and my enemies are me
i want to donate all my blood