Let's tell little girls the TRUTH about a #DayWithoutAWoman
"Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide"
#1 Amazon Bestseller! 266 blank pages.
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Arsenal: nobody does spectacular Champions League exits like us
PSG: hold our beer
good thing today wasnt about breaking stereotypes about women being bad at math and science twitter.com/womensmarch/st…
So to protest the mythical wage gap, women will stop working...and be paid less for doing less work. And they'll blame men. Got it.
"Why bother to ask God to bless us unless our priorities are conscientiously aligned with his?"
"Mercy embraces both forgiveness for the guilty and compassion for the suffering and needy.”
Trump puts ketchup on steak and @KellyannePolls
put her feet on a couch. If these things bother you seek help immediately.
Amazing medical breakthrough as scientists discover cure to cancer is not reading Buzzfeed.
Please refer to it as The Academy Award winning Suicide Squad from now on, thank you. #SuicideSquad #Oscars
Say it with me: OSCAR WINNING MOVIE SUICIDE SQUAD. #Oscars
Congrats Alessandro Bertolazzi, Giorgio Gregorini & Christopher Nelson. This marks the team’s first Academy Award. #Oscars #SuicideSquad
"If you want to get warm you must stand near the fire. If you want joy, peace, eternal life, you must get close to what has them."
“It is not your business to succeed, but to do right. When you have done so the rest lies with God.”
Joel wants you to let God know what you expect of Him. Joel is very bad at being a pastor.
Mary: "I'm pregnant, but I'm also a virgin, but it's yours, but it's also Gods. Also, an angel told me this."
Lucifer: "How many times will you forgive humans?"
God: "As many times as they ask for forgiveness."
Lucifer: "Well, what about me?"
God: "I'm sending you to earth."
Jesus: "Oh that sounds nice-"
God: "To die for the humans' sins."
the decision to follow Jesus wholeheartedly has to be made constantly every day from the moment you wake up til you're asleep
Yesterday I asserted that Christianity is the true religion and all others are false. My point was contested -- by Christians. Lord help us.
“The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.”