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Dinesh Gupta
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.
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That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.
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Iā€™m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
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The awkward moment when someone you hate thinks their opinion is relevant to your life.
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My haters only have one advantage over me. They can kiss my ass, I can't.
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Me: "Hola! Como estas? :)" Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: "Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!"
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I need you. I want you. I love you.... Food
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If karma doesn't hit you, I gladly will.
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Once you have learned to love, You will have learned to live.
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Dude, she just called you Mexican... Oh hell no, hold my taco
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me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday ?
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When you first joined Twitter you never thought it would be this addictive.
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I have to sleep with a blanket no matter how hot it is.
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We all have a friend who never has a clue of what's going on.
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"You look tired" = Nice way of saying that you look like shit.
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I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from me for months at a time
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Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after youre in an argument you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.
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i have no motivation to finish this school year
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If you can retweet this with your bottom lip then you're a good kisser.šŸ™… ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! NO CHEATING.
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I hate it when people text me 'K', I'm rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium.
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Is it rude to throw a breath mint into someone's mouth while they are talking?
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Text me when you're bored and I'll ignore it like I'm busy.
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