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kara cohen
@bexfinch looking for the answers to life's mysteries.
Collecting shells and rocks.
Just Literally Eggs (and Dirty Rasta Pirate Popsicles.) @joshuajahmil @bexfinch @jcqlntshw @nomatt
Springtime means: Miles Davis, tea, ice cream and a backyard fire at my new home with @ilanakruger
Dead bird with beak stuck in fence.
Waiting for the clock to strike noon so I can feel okay about eating my lunch.
Just realized I am only tweeting about food. oh well.
It's important to carbo-load before a marathon of feelings.
Just realized I've been singing "Can't Stop Eatiiinnng" to the tune of "Don't stop believe believing" in my head for the past 3 weeks.
The feelings you go through before cheating on your girlfriend are the ones I have before biting opening that last pistachio with my teeth.
A pastrami and omelette and spicy egg-salad with a side of coleslaw. #WeirdHungoverSeamlessOrders
When you reach that point in your internet wormhole where you are reading an 8 paragraph yelp review of a mediocre suburban donut shop.
best horrible commercial line of the day..."But hope doesn't work on wrinkles." #CopyWriterShame
Donuts. Mimosas. Banjos. Pretty Girls. Perfect Sunday.
"If all the boys lived on the other side of the ocean. Think of what a great swimmer you'd be." - Ps189 , 1971.
Dear @LinkedIn , please stop trying to TRICK me into sending friend requests to all my exes (and everyone i've ever met.) kthnx
Picnic Party.
I'm not sure we've got "cool" photo poses nailed yet.
All the birthday love to @ilanakruger
New York I love you, but you're bringing me down.
My new book came out today.
Saturday night.
Girls leaving after the #BeBrave workshop. @tfpnewyork #TheFutureProject
If you don't know about #thefutureproject you should. @tfpnewyork #tfpnewyork
Champagne, carrots, rap, hotel swimming pools. @lulumichell 's perfect birthday.
The best New York moments are the ones where you meet random strangers and end up on the roof of their office buildings at midnight
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Missing poetry from your life? Check your iphone
Blizzard art haus frat party sleep over pt. 2
Snow angels!
Nothing that pugs and painkillers can't fix.
Looking for a place to buy anal plastics?
"I wanna lick you lick you lick you from your head to your toes."
Will someone with a PC press "Alt + 248" and tell me if it makes a degree sign please?
#tbt to a very witchy New Years
I woke up like this.
Keeping it real at the office.
Already missing your whimsical ways, San Francisco.
Still standing.
Fire tastes delicious. #NewYears
Woke our baby up with a champagne alarm clock. @lamenamez @pollypolsky
How California does Christmas