I woke up in a new Bugatti.
NOT AMUSED. Regram @kit065
The internet is KILLING it today #sfbatkid #wwis #volvoepicsplit
salad update, they said he was "entering the building". LIES.
On hold about a salad delivery. life is weird.
Beef tartar, a bone marrow, escargot and fois gras tart, and a game of Mash. Thanks to @joshuajahmil
I'd like to spend everyday at a Pennsylvania flea market
Hat switch. Spot the @solairenea
Creeper be creepin @tayyyjayyy
Trying to think of a particularly offensive Halloween Costume so I can be on @Jezebel
Obsessed with troosts 5 dollar prosecco
New hair and new friends.
So glad I don't work in midtown #tribeca
That time I stayed in the creepiest hotel ever.
Is it okay that I like Britney's new song #workbitch
A good job is a job where you constantly think "shit I should be working" and then realize you are working.
My new hobby is reading the Urban Dictionary definitions for unpopular.
How is it that @louisck
has achieved universal likability?
If we are digital natives are our parents digital immigrants? Get out of my country you no good lazy dads