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kara cohen
Looking for a place to buy anal plastics?
"I wanna lick you lick you lick you from your head to your toes."
Will someone with a PC press "Alt + 248" and tell me if it makes a degree sign please?
#tbt to a very witchy New Years
I woke up like this.
Keeping it real at the office.
Already missing your whimsical ways, San Francisco.
Still standing.
Fire tastes delicious. #NewYears
#firepitofdiamonds
Woke our baby up with a champagne alarm clock. @lamenamez @pollypolsky
How California does Christmas
When all my brunch dreams came true.
@lux_williams babe city #moz
lunch break caricature. For the record we were not wearing these outfits. Also, twin towers?!
Someone figure out how to make a puppy that lasts forever.
#averycampfirechristmas #campfirenellrock #krampfire #santasnotreal #campfireswaronchristmas #metapolaroid
Open bar at the MoMa with @lulumichell
Epic Sunday. @ilanakruger
Take me back to when @rufftuffcreampufff shucked a million oysters, @kaderrade made guac and we all drank prosecco oceanside @ sea ranch.
But #CrimingWhileWhite is only half of the story, and it doesn't work without #AliveWhileBlack to tell the other half. Both are instructive.
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what is it about good-looking people that makes them so susceptible to cults?
#CrimingWhileWhite is like introducing yourself at AA. Self awareness is a huge hurdle, but it's just the first step.
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Still the creepiest building in New York City.
“Why Officer Darren Wilson Makes me Want to Tell You, ‘I’m Racist.’” bit.ly/1vOR1V1 #furgeson
Sports! #knicks
Check out New #Uber G. It's just like regular Uber but we offset your Guilt buy giving iPads to starving children.
"I just typed Hemingway into amazon and it said, 'do you mean hdmi cable?'"
I wonder what it's like to say, "I'm the guy who came up with the Dewito."
A good day is a day you eat cake. Twice.
Welcoming Chang into the Seeger-Cohen home. #puglife
When you get really nervous about something, then you forget, then you're nervous about what it was, then you remember and it's not that bad
people always talking in yoga classes in tv shows. you can't do that!
Would you have to explain to family members why you don't have have a boyfriend or eat a live snake? Eat a live snake. ALWAYS.
Sea ranch babe
Japanese tea gardens pt 2
Japanese tea garden with @temnete
Hung out with bison today
You're never alone when you have captives tied up in your basement.
Sorry not sorry is a logically unsound and paradoxical assertion.
tweeters never win.
I ordered and ate three types of mcchickens last night and I regret nothing. Was actually the highlight of my evening.
Shut up and eat your mcgibbon
❤️@lulumichell
in case anyone's wondering, dying your hair a crazy color doesn't make your life any less meaningless.
Martinis and fries with @OfficialWiccan @SohoGrandHotel life is perfect .