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kara cohen
Crushing it.
We were here.
Spot the defeated avocado.
Lotion art + love
Throwback Monday?
When you accidentally wear the same outfit as your subway ad.
If you can't beat them...
Bringing scrunchie back.
MTA gallery.
Swine o'clock.
Ugh. My dentist's office is so thirsty. Stop calling me. Can't you see I'm ghosting you?
I wish I was a weird looking dog.
Exterior decorating.
"What's your damage?"
Insert Taylor Swift lyrics here.
No. I am not "in control" spam email headline. And please stop asking me open ended existential questions.
Favorite film? Susan Boyle Audition video.
Every month there's another meteor shower that's going to be the best in a 100 years. I've head enough of the lying.
I feel like the only person who "gets" me, like, really speaks to my heart and soul is the person who writes @nihilist_arbys.
Hey @SUBWAY, where's your God now? Your first mistake was believing in anything. Life is vile. Eat arbys. Die quickly. Escape to blackness
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Making a folder called "desktop" and putting everything on your desktop in it = the new stuffing everything in your closet.
Always glamorous.
"Let's pivot and become start up bros"
Bike vacation.
Tuesday's got soul.
When you realize someone on Instagram is a completely different person than you thought, and your entire view of reality shifts...
Things I've accidentally google image searched at work leaving out a KEY word: Squirt (soda), Swingers (movie).
Things I would do for a Klondike bar #JoyhoodNYC
Picnic bitch.
....finally lives up to its name.
First ride on my new steed.🚲🎡
@lulumichell and I have tattoos that represent our youth. We did dumb shit, but didn't let it goo TOO far.
"My new dating app comes out in the fall, it's called 'Sigh.'"
San Francisco is just lighted better.
Favorite places.
Cool siblings.
#TBT to the time @temnete and I went to the Cindy Sherman show and Cindy was dressed as Temnete.
Pretending It's not work.
@johnnynosleeves_ , you've got something on your shirt.
"I specifically said chartreuse." @kaderrade big shot art director.
I feel "humbled" when people reject me or beat me at ping pong. I'm like "oh shit i'm not that special." isn't that what humble means?
Can someone please explain to me why people say they feel "humbled" when other people give them money or praise?
What's a good food pairing for feelings?
I hate that now I can see how many people saw my tweet and DIDN'T favorite.

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