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kara cohen
Fuck banana flavored Runts.
"Is that a west coast thing?" A response to an explanation of Furries.
Chez Cohen/Seeger
Keep forgetting to rub in my parents face that wasting all that time on the internet in high school is what got me jobs.
Ten dollar juices, @soulcyle, gel manicures....It's official, I've gone over to the dark side #sushi #basicbitch
My future child's favorite animated movie series "Land Before Selfies"
Title of my new book: "The Power of Positive Drinking"
Trying to convince my parents to get two french Bulldogs and name them, Simone de Bulldog and Jean Paul Bulldog.
"Nothing matters" is a phrase that paradoxically terrifies and comforts me
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"Do they have one baby jesus? You’ll have three." My job is absurd.
"We probably shouldn't actually break into people's houses." #Advertising
Had the sudden worry that if I died today my last tweet to to have #bronies in it.
Before Simba died, he took a cross country road trip with my dad and his friend. He saw the country and then was reunited withy the rest of his family in Central Park. One he saw them, he was ready to go and collapsed mid fetch. If you can call a dog kind, Simba was the kindest. He truly was a nobl
#latergram #ladies
@ekculbertson, baking genius
Fieldtrip. #latergram #campconey
Prince Charming.
#Ladies 😎🇺🇸🇺🇸
Without Netflix I'd never have to decide between watching a doc about #bronies And Betty Paige.
Because, America.
rain will never stop true patriots #USA
Regram @maliamiamay
Kicking it old school
#lunch #foodporn
"Domino's app lets you voice-order pizza" My brain just exploded. via @USATODAY
Age old question
#kickball #birthday @kit065