If you were half as busy as you claim to be when you tweet, your ass wouldn't live on here
anyone they want... then their $300 mil payroll will still choke and miss the playoffs
wouldn't quit after lecturing black people on slavery, but Martin Bashir quits over his comments. Huh
Remember, this is an Alabama fan we are talking about. It's not like he had any credit left on his VISA for a tip. sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr…
Grilled chicken salad and yogurt for lunch. Yes, I'm still a man.
As if anyone didn't know Tom Daley was gay...
So Paul Walker had been dating his girlfriend 7 years. She is now 23. You do the math. WTF
Most of us have people we need to apologize for things to, but are too chicken shit to go through with it.
i once save 40 kittens from a burning house while @djfisher34
made smores and recorded it with his BlackBerry
If you have to tweet what a nice person you are you are a douchebag
Seriously though.. why don't black people get tattoos with white ink?
I am so sick of Twitpics with the bitchyface little girl (you know the one)
Who cooks their pizzas right on the oven rack?
Sorry, but I'd rather donate to feed starving children instead of starving puppies...
Had a root canal today... all numb now
I gotta say, he wouldn't have wanted to go any other way. RIP Paul Walker
Guess it's just another reminder to get your life in order... how many do you all need? RIP Paul Walker
Can't believe Paul Walker died... Loved that dude
Halfway home... finish the job Hawks
The refs in this Creighton game were HORRIBLE
Creighton is getting run right off the court
I hate it when my sensitive side comes out in public. And by sensitive side I mean balls
Another Creighton game shortly... Roll Jays!!
Good sports day for the Hawkeye state
I once knew a kid that changed his birth certificate and went to high school when he was in his low 20s
Nebraska's worst loss all year? To #Iowa
So Bo Pelini says if Nebraska wants to fire him, go ahead..? See ya later dickhead. Dont let the door hit ya in the ass.
I hate 'diamonds' commercials. "Every woman is a star"... I call bullshit... some of you are HAGS
To all the people out shopping on Black Friday pic.twitter.com/vJx5M8cuEz
You're 14 and quitting smoking? Wow, that must be SO rough for you. GTFOH
Nice win #Iowa
's turn in 45 mins
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Watching Rudolph. Thats whats up
What is with all these waitresses faking receipts with bad hate messages on them? ow.ly/rcSAT
Tom Brady looks disgusted
Derrick Rose torn meniscus, slated to return to the court after surgery sometime in 2019
LMAO @ FLORIDA HAHAHAHAHAHA #SECSUCKS
Remember when people thought Oregon was good? Eventually you will all learn that they will ALWAYS choke in November
Surprised I never tweeted about this before, but how crazy has George Zimmerman gotten?
Congrats to #1 Alabama and #2 Florida St for taking on the powerhouses of Idaho and Chattanooga today #pathetic