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Darren Fisher
#PrayForPaulGeorge ? He isn't dying. Save your prayers for those that need it... Gaza strip anyone?
So a guy on air states what I always say about Erin Andrews (she sucks and only has a job because of her looks) and gets fired? Ok then..
Who cares if Bosh is gay? It doesn't affect me.
Drogba coming home!! Thank God!
Hmm... Didnt realize you had to apply to become a pigeon. pic.twitter.com/cXqg8MUVzj
Girlfriend said last night "You treat our relationship like some kind of game!" Which unfortunately cost her 200 points and a bonus prize.
Dating a chick with kids is like playing someone else's saved game.
Actually, Brazil doesnt suck. Germany is just that much better than everyone. #BrazilvsGermany
Im thinking about 50% of the women on my timeline will be pregnant within the next 12 months.
If the US gets past Belgium, they will beat Argentina...
All I can say is... GO USA!!!
Dont come crying to me if your bf cheated on you, when he has done it before... its your own damn fault.
You should not be allowed to use the motorized scooter in any store just because you are a giant fatass
And I dont mean anyone can be pushed to the point of murder... I mean anyone can be pushed, and if that person is unstable.... it happens.
School shootings will always happen as long as people think they're tough and bully others.. anyone can be pushed too far
If they weren't made by Dominos RT "@dominos Whats better than large 2-topping pizzas for only $5.99 each when you carry out? Nothing."
Ok... the next person I see leave the bathroom after taking a shit, and the sink is dry, is getting punched in the back of the head
#problemvideotoday? And youre excited? Uh... get a life. Or a friend. Or a job.
Calm down Republicans... White House Press Secretary #JayCarney stepped down, not Obama.
Nice work Kennesaw State... and you didn't even have to pay your players to get it
#TGIF doesn't mean shit when you work the weekend...
Fucking Twitter, dont tell me I have a new notification when I do not.
Bored at work.... with 8 hours to go.
Got a letter from the child I sponsor in Guinea (written in French, of course)... such a cool thing
Happy Memorial Day? Uh, its not Memorial Day,
For the first time in 19 years, I have ZERO total messages in all my email inboxes.....
Fuck. Optical migraine starting. Perfect timing when I have PC work to key. Guess It will have to wait 30-45 mins
I get why Doc Rivers was pissed, but a blown call doesn't cause your team a loss when you give up a 13 pt lead...
Ancelotti won the league and the FA and got canned.. RDM won the CL and got sacked... Jose should be nervous
Seriously.... Those balloons are pissing me the fuck off #CFC
Those damn balloons cost Torres a goal.... Knock it off Cardiff fans
Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there! The most important job in the world pic.twitter.com/1ATTftnPCh
#RIPMegan is so sad... some things in this world will just never make sense. Just trust that its all a part of something bigger than us
Apple wants to buy Beats by Dre for 3.2 Billion. But don't worry, the Chinese children that built your iPhone will still only get $1/day
Whether its a bad cold or allergies... I hate my throat/sinuses.
#MonicaLewinsky coming out about it all now? Whats next...interviews with the real Milli Vanilli?
Congrats KD .... now don't get swept by the Clippers
Someone at work just said "I dont have any clean underwear".... uh then what did you put on today
Suge Knight is a moron
And admittedly, I am a little racist. White people are so stupid.