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Darren Fisher

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There is a reason that people with drama have drama in ALL aspects of their lives- because they do it to themselves and secretly crave it
Here's to a fast day at work
Hahahaha Wade and Lebron missed layups... welcome to the 2nd half
The NBA needs to get it right like the NHL does... its a FINAL with multiple games... not the finals
Miami fans starting to reappear again.... I would be careful... it is the 2nd qtr and you still have the least clutch player in history
Spurs go up 3-1 tonight
Some people go to the doctor for everything... pathetic.. I have to be damn near death to go #wimps
So you are the horrible Dunkin' Donuts employee abuser @_TaylorChapman thesmokinggun.com/buster/taylor-…
Patenting DNA? lol. I can see it now: "Rapist Sues Victim for Holding His DNA Without Permission"
#IfTwitterShutdown I Would be rich off my creation of "Zwitter"
Why do people still take offense if someone calls them "gay"?
Someone just told them that the Spurs will definitely show up for the game tonight pic.twitter.com/AKPlOYVpbI
Whenever I see the name Willis McGahee I always think of this youtube.com/watch?v=r_wPOf…
Burger King delivering? Becoming a giant fatass has never been easier.
@djfisher34 What is really stupid about this is that Spain's athlete tax is the lowest in the world, yet he still didn't want to pay it.
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Nice work on the tax fraud Messi.... hahahahaha
Fucking right Blackhawks!!! Night all!
I want to go to bed, but no way I will with this Stanley Cup Final game going on! #incredible
money.cnn.com/video/technolo… Wi-Fi features? For what? So soldiers can tweet from it? "OMG, headshoted a n00b! LMAO #Yolo #USASwag #DealWithIt"
Facebook is like masturbating: nobody's stimulated except you.
Facebook gives needy people a place to go (without actually getting off their fat ass) where everyone knows their name. #facebookrant
Publicizing completely private moments gives me the creeps. Quit bragging and go hang out with each other... in person. #facebookrant
You ever look at all these things that people really care about and think are important, but don't give a shit about any of them?
Worst part of getting old? Watching everyone around you move away
You know you're doin something right when your boss won't give you a shit job to do because he knows you'll be pissed
Awesome Biker Nights sucks
Well thats enough Twitter for the night... until tomorrow all
World Cup lookin good.... #USAvPAN
#LeBronIsMoreUselessThan the XL condom in Justin Bieber's wallet
At least Panama knows we won't be throwing things at their captain after the match... right Mexico?
So close Dempsey!! Great play by Altidore
Lets go! RT @djfisher34: Now that I've had my laugh for the night, over to #USAvPAN
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Now that I've had my laugh for the night, over to #USAvPAN
Heat will be pissed in game 4....
Spurs trying to embarrass them now
Heat fans are SILENT tonight lol
I'll see your 20 point win and raise you a 30 point win
Heat bandwagon fans now on NBA.com ordering Spurs gear
LOL @ Heat fans resorting to "We will take these finals now that Parker may be out"
Heat must have forgot their egos back in Miami