Happy Mother's Day to the mothers out there – unless you're a teenager. You just made lives far more miserable for guys when they're my age
Wonder if all the non-smokers will fake cough up at the sky from all this Canadadian fire smoke like they do at smokers who are lit up
Ill be working 5am-9pm or so for the next 12 weeks so if Im hard to get a hold of sorry... But if that pisses you off Im not- get over it
And naw I dont hold grudges, just want whats buried to stay buried... Once out stay out
Same bitches that kicked me when I was down now wanna come back around? Get the fuck outta here
About to head to work but couldn't leave without wishing @jdfisher17
happy birthday! Best nephew a guy could have- love you man
A girl told me today she would do anything to make me happy. I sent her for tacos.
We need to trim the fat around here. Fire all the fat people. They are slow they are lazy and they make me sad to look at.
Leicester are killing the hipsters. Winning the league without a mediocentro, trequartista, false 9, Ball-playing CB or raumdeuter. Unreal.
How to turn a woman into a bitch quick – interrupt bathroom mirror time
Went to work yesterday afternoon, just got home. If you need me today, just wanted to tell you – YOU DONT.
Working an overnight in the middle of nowhere in Nebraska... And I see one of these!! WOW! Been a long time
Saturday night – don't be stupid
To those of you with NBA dreams, never give up on them but be realistic... youtu.be/0aYA0eVyR-4
Darren Fisher - Sanctum (Original Mix) youtu.be/0AZD4coi0sg
To everyone asking yes I am good!
Congratulations, it is now exactly 5 years ago that you started with Twitter. twopcharts.com/djfisher34
Just had a dream that I was surrounded by beautiful women, except they all talked like valley girls – what a nightmare
Happy Easter to everyone and your families!
Finally home... For 3 days. Then on the road again....
And on another note I don't understand people that pack five bags or whatever- there's stores everywhere buy the shit you need
Hit the road again today for another month or so.. #grindin
Today I take off for a month for work- nice little vacation I guess, although it'll be exhausting
"Scoring 14 goals with 3 goal limit per player." HAHAH that is among the greats.
Happy VD Day... oh shit wait
This is when you know you did something wrong
When work shit keeps getting caught in your hair, just cut it all off!
So basically stop bothering me!
I'll say it one more time even though you know the rules – if we are in a relationship and break up the road ends; no U-turns, no friendship
I don't want to go to work – I shouldn't be up this early on my day off to work...
Yet somehow everyone lets it control their lives – what are you so afraid of? Death? One of the few certainties in life?
Fear is such a weak emotion
When work calls and says due to weather don't come in, my day consists of three things – sports, games, and sleep
My buddy Adam and his other half just had their first baby girl – congratulations brother!
Not what you want to see starting out the workday
Gotta love working in the winter...
And Gronk was used as a pick for the DBs there....
New England plays so dirty there should've been an ejection there
Hazard wanted no part of being on the pitch. No confidence at all
Let's go Chelsea!! Always #KTBFFH
Girl don't go away mad girl just go away
2016 marks the fifth year I've been on Twitter – if MySpace is any indication this will be the last year
That's the Manchester United we are used to!
Holy shit did Manchester United just take a lead?!