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Darren Fisher
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Actually, Brazil doesnt suck. Germany is just that much better than everyone. #BrazilvsGermany
Im thinking about 50% of the women on my timeline will be pregnant within the next 12 months.
If the US gets past Belgium, they will beat Argentina...
All I can say is... GO USA!!!
Dont come crying to me if your bf cheated on you, when he has done it before... its your own damn fault.
You should not be allowed to use the motorized scooter in any store just because you are a giant fatass
And I dont mean anyone can be pushed to the point of murder... I mean anyone can be pushed, and if that person is unstable.... it happens.
School shootings will always happen as long as people think they're tough and bully others.. anyone can be pushed too far
If they weren't made by Dominos RT "@dominos Whats better than large 2-topping pizzas for only $5.99 each when you carry out? Nothing."
Ok... the next person I see leave the bathroom after taking a shit, and the sink is dry, is getting punched in the back of the head
#problemvideotoday? And youre excited? Uh... get a life. Or a friend. Or a job.
Calm down Republicans... White House Press Secretary #JayCarney stepped down, not Obama.
Nice work Kennesaw State... and you didn't even have to pay your players to get it
#TGIF doesn't mean shit when you work the weekend...
Fucking Twitter, dont tell me I have a new notification when I do not.
Bored at work.... with 8 hours to go.
Got a letter from the child I sponsor in Guinea (written in French, of course)... such a cool thing