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Darbo (Official) ❤
I do miss a lot of notifications. I'm sorry 💋💋💋
She said to me, I'm fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave. I asked, You pack them.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Check out my birthday balloons on my profile lol 😍👍
Happy birthday to me 🎁 🎂 ❤ 33 today! Xx
Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
I wish someone would make #Facebook a thing of the past!
Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position. 😄
If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one. 😄😃😂
Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
Bad Attitude is like a flat tyre. You cannot reach anywhere until you change it. 💋
Genre: Brostep, are you fucking kidding me?
I'm such a spanner! Lol. All about the #promo x #Facebook #Banned #Blocked #Restricted
Just love House music!! 10th mixtape in the series… @Layout_DJ's
Sorry I'm poor I can't afford to pay attention!
I'd ask you to like my facebook fan page. But the fan reach is a fuckin joke!
One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I'm awkwardly sitting there like... I love my dog.
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Words cannot describe how powerful music can become; only music can describe that.
Talk less - Tweet more! 😆
Just at the vue cinema about to watch Pan movie with the kids ☺😊�@vuecinemasa@panmovieie
My hotline don't bling, ring, or ding! 😄
People put way too much personal information on here! 😲
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
Life is like a bird, it's pretty cute until it craps on your head.
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever!

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