Let me go to sleep before I say something real.
Mashed potatoes is the BEST comfort food 😊
Someone please bring me Starbucks. 😭
Guess who just rolled through freshly cut grass pic.twitter.com/r4VQaPmlBF
Scratch that, my blog is cooler than you.
My blog is cooler than yours.
Coffee dates are my favorite. 😍🙈 #coffee 👹☕️
90-minute massage? I think yes.
my tweets arent about you
felt a feeling so now i have to tweet
lol get the fuck over yourselves
Currently cropping you out of all of my pictures.
Your profit is your labor.
My favorite day of the week is none of them because I hate everything.
i built this hell for myself and now i'm gonna decorate it
The night is like a drug to me.
No way that's so cool. Too bad nobody cares.
Coincidence is fate's favorite tool.
Ask your drugs if doktors are right for you.
You don't need the feather to fly.
don't u hate it when a guy is a 10 but his personality is a -10 yeah me too
Maybe we can get together sometime and edit our emotions
Sleep or Netflix. Decisions, decisions.
i fell in love with the way your voice sounds like a soft summer rain that taps your window in the middle of the night
Make everyday a good day.
Do you still love me? I am dying to know.
I can't save the world from the creatures that won't die.
My love for you is bulletproof but you're the one who shot me.
Every spring is the only spring, perpetual astonishment.
Why can't you just let me be happy.
You're the first thing I think about every morning.
psst....you're beautiful. dont change 💚
how about instead of having staged photographs as our "relationship goals" we fall in love and be our own
i want to be nice but then people happen
what day is it?
idk a bad one