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Dylan Jordan
Life goals: have a nice body
Anytime I fancy someone now it literally lasts about 3 days then I'm bored Will someone get me one for my next birthday?
you can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf ♥
just cause i'm not nice to you doesn't mean i'm not nice
Jumanji was my fav childhood film #RIPRobinWilliams
”Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone; you may still exist; but you have ceased to live. --Mark Twain”
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Every year I say this year is going to be my year but I 100% 2015 will be my year to get my all my shit together, expect big things people!
I keep going to the river to pray cause church is too mainstream - ella henderson
If you think you've a weird dog, my dog barks at leaves when he's out the back and waits for the wind to blow them so he can attack them...
When I'm nervous I become this ball of awkwardness and I turn into a weirdo but then I have times where I'm just diva queenalishess
Hate lads that say "girls farting is disgusting" if I had a boyfriend that wouldn't let me fart in front of him I'd give the cunt pink eye
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Watching the devil wears prada love this film omg
i've no idea how my room gets so messy
I like being around people who make me forget about my phone
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The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with 👌
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@DylJordanxo thank you so much for following me xoxo I'm here in tears
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if i was a doctor: zac efron: i sprained my wrist me: okay take off your underwear
Gucci down the boulevard, cocaine dollar bills sipping life from bottles
My timeline has just disappeared get ur Shit togetha twitter
It's not like I stalk @DylJordanxo or anything 😏💁
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Kim Kardashian brings out a porn and becomes famous I do it and my social life is over
Casually following 100,000 people
"i’m not “cute” awkward. i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward." This is me all over sometimes omg
Shoe porn, rover porn, food porn, clothes porn, all these porn accounts my Mam must think I've some fucked up fetishes hahaha
Cans of coke when you're hungover are ten times nicer
Small penis, irrelevant
My new thing to say is everything is irrelevant, people annoying me, irrelevant, it's all irrelevant
I feel like a bag of Shit
I was way too drunk last night I'm in a hoolahoop
This lads absolutly hilarious ! You'll get great laughs out of his tweets so please go follow him😋 or go find him on Facebook�@DylJordanxoxo
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When a pack of foriegners get on the bus and they're all talking and it sounds like a swarm of bees
You never cop how dirty a song is until you're listening to it with your Mam in the car haha
@DylJordanxo You make the best videos ever please follow back 😍
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kinda wanna do drugs kinda wanna do you kinda wanna do both
Want to head to South America with @7UPIRELAND? Name this location + RT this Tweet to enter win! #7UPBalloonStreet
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Our generation is ten times worse then our parents they have no idea, can't even be nice without ppl thinking you want something off them
Do you wanna see me naked, lover?
people piss me off so much
Actually i need more going-out clothes, all my clothes are just "chilling with the crew" clothes meh
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I despise how nervous I get when things come up I'm doing this shoot today and I don't wanna do it at all but the other day I was excited
Lately I've been reading and writing a lot and it really puts my mind at ease I love it