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Dylan Jordan
Bitch betta have my miney
It feels like im constantly saying Im going to make my life better and end up in the sane position ugh
The drama on facebook tonight is unreal
Bitch I just killed you twice
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Eyebrows on fleek but ya personality still trash.
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I need Adele to drop a winged eyeliner tutorial more than a new album
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A centra bag just flew passed my window and stuck to it for a sec, nice.
Understand. You are nothing, but yet everything at the same time
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Im going to prove everyone wrong
I would fucking demolish a chicken curry with egg fried rice, fried noodles, chicken soup and a can of coke right now
Jesus I never realized how taylor swift physcho I am when im with someone hahahah
ยฃ399.90 cause I bought them both 5p bags to carry their dreams in.โ€ฆ
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Im so fucking hungry im going to die send food asap
Forget about gimmicks, it's all about lyrics
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"Omg. You're so skinny." "You should eat more."
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Im feeling deprived of food right now and my mates asleep like ughhhh
People who snore annoy me so much shut the fuck upppp
Dont even get me started bitch
some of the season 7 girls are making it in mainstream media and fashion i live for it
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I am going to piss myself when drag race starts back and all stars omg I cant even deal aghhhhh
What the fuck does nostalgic meqn ppl??
Its weird how aggresively violent fangirls type is its like DID YOU HEAR SORRY OMG SO FAB I COULD FUCKING DIE RAGHH" like keep you chill hoe
Omg I cant deal hahahahahaha
Chipotle needs to hire more stoners because my burritos are always terribly rolled
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No YouTuber wants to see their viewers be nasty to other people/YouTubers, even when you think you're defending them. I promise.
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If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did
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"I love Miley Cyrus. I love her very, very much. I've never met her though but I just think she, she like stirs my soul." -Adele
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girls literally go from this to this in 0.3 seconds๐Ÿ˜ฉy
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This is the image of me when I wake up
"i wanna see u" go on my instagram
Does snapchat seriously think I'm gonna pay $1 to have fake tears coming out my eyes when I can just think about life and get tears for free
fall colors - black winter colors - black spring colors - black summer colors - black
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Balck people are my life
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How funny is this hahahaha this is something I'd do

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