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Dylan Jordan
like you're a creep no one cares hahahahaha fucking physcho fangirlsโ€ฆ
Lock ur side bitch up in cage until needed for future references cause swag
Smash his face in with a sledge hammer to show u care
it's not comforting when someone retweets a tweet from 3 years ago
That moment when people stop talking to you and start treating you like dirt is horrible
Kylie Jenner better watch out, I'm living for this wig tbh!
girls my wig arrived, isn't it gorg
Living under the same roof as one of your parents that you just don't get along with at all is torture
Girls crying when they meet kim kardashion, bitch why would you cry for meeting a famous slut lol
where has pretty little liars been all my life omg it's literally my life, sorry but aria and ezra are relationship goals tbh
I thought I was being healthy by getting lemon green tea and I just took a sup and I'm after spitting it everywhere, it's disgusting omg
If you pay for your followers you're actually a geebag and need to go play with the traffic
Skin wars is actually so good
When people from America are like "I'm one quarter Irish, I'm basically Irish" Fuck off and go super size that McDonald's and eat it bitch
all we want is someone to care
the easiest way to get anyone to do anything is say I'll buy you a takeaway
the single life ain't for me.
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i hate when i offer someone food and they accept
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Ever got out the shower and forgot your towel? Running threw the house like a naked ass squirrel ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜„
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Bang bang me all over the room I know u want it xo
So what if zayn called someone fat like all you bitches need to get over yourselves #gtfo
Can't wait for my lacefront and lashes to get here omg I'm going to actually look fab at my next show #poshladyhausrealness
I want to have sex in an office like that's so kinky omg
Zayn is a legend hahaha #fatjoke
in the near future i'm planning on making a little short documentary on my life and about getting into make up and drag how does that sound?
someone should just send me make up tbh
I'd love life to just be nice sometimes ugh
I am as vain as I allow I do my hair I gloss my eyes I touch myself all through the nightttt
just know when that glass is empty the worlds gonna bail
Girls I found like the best pair of earphones the other day on this bus they were just there so i took them and theyre so good omg
@DylJordanxo Happy Birthday๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿป๐Ÿท
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@DylJordanxo Happy Birthday Get fucking Drunk off your tits :)
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I'm officially 19 wheres me happy birthdays bitches
will some pornstar fuck me pls
People think I'm joking when I say I'm going to do a porn but I actually am like I can't wait hahaha
I need to move away ugh I hate being broke get me the fuck out of here, sick of it.
Like I actually love porn stars tbh
Having a real fuck off and die day
I'm getting like 150 euro on tuesday and I need heels and an outfit and make-up but I need money for camping too this is gonna be streesful
Does anyone ever make food before a film and end up eating it before you even press play, I'm always at it
btw I have absolutely nothing against americans I lvoe them jsut not the 12 year old losers who have nothing better to do then h8 on people
Imagine someone calling you a mongoloid like please I am weak here hahahaha do I look like I'm from east Asia hun? fuck off back to america

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