Chalo I must take a break.. Abhi apni Boss ko Topi pehna ke aati hun
My name is ToPiWali but you can call me tonight!
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
What do you think guys?? who gonna win todays match. #IndvsAus #India #Cricket @WeAreRanchi
Still Bus wale se piche hain #CarWaleHits8mn
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. #JustSaying
Hum Aapke Noodle mein rehte hain #ReplaceMovieNameWithNoodles
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? #JustAsking
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? #justasking
Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven. #JustAsking
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? #justasking
How come wrong numbers are never busy? #justasking
Only little boys who call themselves #men
say I #love
you, and don’t mean it.
me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!
You can take my breath away!!! stay away from me I don’t want do die Now.
You see a woman in the vegetable section of a supermarket. Walk up, smile and jokingly ask, So..what are you cooking me for dinner tonight?
Don’t compare your life to others, You have no idea what their journey is about.
Life isn’t always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.
People change, love hurts, friends leave, things go wrong but just remember that life goes on.
Sometimes life just seems like chapters. Some good, some bad, but all come together to create the story of our lives.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
If we sleep on flowers, its called our First Night
If flowers sleep on us, its called our Last Night
Reality of life...
Australia's high court rules out compensation for woman injured having sex in a motel during a work trip
3 killed in bomb blast near bus stand in Imphal, Manipur, India
CAPTCHA human-verification cracked with new artificial intelligence software shar.es/I6Q8g
2 killed, 7 injured in bomb blast near chief minister's residence in Manipur, India
Gmail, Yahoo may be banned in government offices by year-end timesofindia.indiatimes.com/tech/tech-news…
Change ur whatsapp name bluetooth name and wifi name to #NarendraModi4PM pic.twitter.com/1xkNTQ3YKY
40 killed in fire on bus travelling from Bangalore to Hyderabad
Women flyer robbed, mum cops drag feet.
my pin lets join over a chat pic.twitter.com/4ast7bRiC7
: Mere sehar ko ye kiski nazar lagg gai?? Abb aatanki bhi yahan rehne lagg gaye.” #ranchi
Sachin Tendulkar scores a half-century in his last domestic game. The Little Master is standing tall among the ruins
The only time when a woman has a true orgasm is when she is shopping.
A superb line written on a hospital board if you still want to see hot girls even after your death, . . . . . . . . DONATE YOUR EYES.!!
The real contest is always between what you've done and what you're capable of doing. You measure yourself against yourself and nobody else.
It should be the thing never to mention unfairness of judging when defeated in a contest.
In a contest between me and a bulldog, you would say the bulldog is cuter
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC
I'd like to know what the Internet is going to look like in 2050. Thinking about it makes me wish I were eight years old