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Diablo Cody
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Take my money, Pat O'Brien's memoir.
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#tbt When Winston was my only baby.
Is this a mariachi version of "Ni**as in Paris" or am I going crazy?
We've been at this party for 15 minutes and they coerced us into a boudoir shoot.
Guys, it took me 6 long years to get a follow-back from someone from "Jersey Shore." But I did it. I fucking did it. Hang in there and believe in yourselves.
#tbt Mom barely tolerating my 90s fashion choices. (I couldn't decide if I wanted to be Kurt or Courtney so I went with both. Also had "slut" written on my arms and stomach with purple lipstick.)
I like to record bottomless, with my left nostril firmly packed with cocaine. Deli tray optional, but appreciated.
Wasn't this a Natalie Portman movie where she had a toilet baby or something? @AP 14-year-old boy lives at a WalMart: apne.ws/1vIIgeI
"If you can't handle me at my blurst, then you don't deserve to see my vest." -- Mr. Burns on Facebook
"It's Charging: Helping Children Cope With Separation From the iPad."
Babysitting a noisy gargoyle. 💕
This is exceptionally powerful. Spend some of your day reading through these. salon.com/2014/08/11/ift…
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I'm not here to start no trouble, I'm just here to do the #Supermoon Shuffle.
IS it possible for someone to invent a cord from the handset to the Telephone that does NOT tangle itself to death ??
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90s KIDS: Remember how Flintstone's Push-Ups came with their own applicator so you didn't have to touch your pussy?
Guys, two of the Duggars just went gluten-free.
Screech: "You're such a prick." Slater: "Why don't you say that to my face?" BUT HE JUST DID. tinyurl.com/lpwxac6
I could really go for some Runts right now.
Lucky me, had lunch w& spilled the tea with @jeffytee! pic.twitter.com/K6QypAwlPs
YESSS "@THR: Rick Springfield to Rock Out With Meryl Streep in 'Ricki and the Flash' thr.cm/abFoGx
#tbt In my Bears jersey, about to blow the candles out on my birthday cake that my brother (lower left) has ALREADY EATEN A PIECE OF.
"Taco Bell is the worst food in the world!"-- my wrongheaded, misguided son who knows nothing.
They edited out the word "Koons" in the Kidz Bop version of "Applause."