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Diablo Cody
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Wasn't this a Natalie Portman movie where she had a toilet baby or something? @AP 14-year-old boy lives at a WalMart:
"If you can't handle me at my blurst, then you don't deserve to see my vest." -- Mr. Burns on Facebook
"It's Charging: Helping Children Cope With Separation From the iPad."
Babysitting a noisy gargoyle. 💕
This is exceptionally powerful. Spend some of your day reading through these.…
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I'm not here to start no trouble, I'm just here to do the #Supermoon Shuffle.
IS it possible for someone to invent a cord from the handset to the Telephone that does NOT tangle itself to death ??
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90s KIDS: Remember how Flintstone's Push-Ups came with their own applicator so you didn't have to touch your pussy?
Guys, two of the Duggars just went gluten-free.
Screech: "You're such a prick." Slater: "Why don't you say that to my face?" BUT HE JUST DID.
I could really go for some Runts right now.
Lucky me, had lunch w& spilled the tea with @jeffytee!
YESSS "@THR: Rick Springfield to Rock Out With Meryl Streep in 'Ricki and the Flash'
#tbt In my Bears jersey, about to blow the candles out on my birthday cake that my brother (lower left) has ALREADY EATEN A PIECE OF.
"Taco Bell is the worst food in the world!"-- my wrongheaded, misguided son who knows nothing.
They edited out the word "Koons" in the Kidz Bop version of "Applause."
This movie is really good. RT @LoreneScafaria If you missed COHERENCE in theaters it's now on VOD and an Editors' Choice on iTunes! SEE IT!
@sarahsowitty does not spoil my kids at all.
Gigantic katydid at my door. #nature
Paul Feig is walking the walk, people!
The movie "Big" would never work now because every 30 year-old acts like that.
THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN! What was that, like a 90 minute refractory period?
Turn volume up and you can hear a lady having an amazing orgasm at my hotel.
Drinks a lot of beer, can match me slice for slice on pizza night, exercises when he feels like it. UNFAIR.