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Derek DeVries
Samsung force-installs its "beaming service," click on the notification aaaand fail. Way to suck again, Samsung.
What #FridayNight in your 30s looks like:
Porter preparing to snooze.
RT @CarmanPlank: Guys. I ripped my pants. Then continued to go to Meijer for ice cream with ripped pants #priorities pic.twitter.com/WtOWcgIswG
Aaaand #Xbox is back up. Guess they're on to Lizard Squad's DDOS'ing.
RT @TBGDezze: @shadowzuzi @TheEffectz Yo I got XBOX ddodsed [better be careful - in some states that qualifies as criminal solicitation]
@nationaljournal: 1 in 5 women will experience rape or attempted rape while in college: trib.al/mQxd7yf pic.twitter.com/EcjfERDVjj
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You can't miss us in #Detroit now! Our awning is officially installed on Broadway St. pic.twitter.com/5vIV7p8kUA
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Pretty sure this tree was made from shredded lawn flamingos. #otannenbaum #8tree4design
GVSU women's soccer to play for national championship on.wzzm.com/1AqaDx3
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"For the first time since Ulysses S. Grant was president, America is not the leading economic power on the planet." marketwatch.com/story/its-offi…
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guy who fatally shot 12 yo in Cleveland, earlier, was rejected when he applied 2 join #NYPD. v @chrislhayes. #EricGarner #BlackLivesMatter
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Planning to spend all of 2015 watching a loop of the 8 seconds from the Force Awakens trailer where the Millennium Falcon appears
Judged some great case studies, and then this. Love these kids. @gv_prssa
Why Drug Testing Welfare Recipients Is a Waste of Taxpayer Money | TIME ti.me/1yP5pL2 [for the Michigan Legislature]
Why Ruffles moved its entire ad budget to digital - Digiday bit.ly/1pVqSkH
Employers ignore almost everything on your application–except this - Quartz bit.ly/1pTvcAZ [Heads up #PRSSA]
The Customer is Always Right, Until the Customer is a Billion Percent WRONG. bit.ly/1tKkJDr
Just got cut off on Lk Mich Dr (going 45mph) by a bearded hipster on a bicycle (going 15mph) with zero reflectors/lights and dark clothes.
RT @TheDailyShow: Senior Black Correspondent Larry Wilmore gets ready to talk race relations with Jon. instagram.com/p/wIAJvntOV2/ [#Blanguage]
Psycho Frames Ex with Fake Racist Facebook Posts bit.ly/1CCx5rI
It's #GivingTuesday - you should give to a local nonprofit you love #BecauseGoats : vimeo.com/113316333
I've decided these are supermax cells for violent felon Christmas ornaments.
They see me rolling, they hating
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Pumpkin Spice Pudding Cake from @adriawall #canteven #yaahhsss
#Friendsgiving with @chefmichaeld and @andreajane22
How I Landed 15 Job Interviews in 30 Minutes muse.cm/1y91IC2 [h/t @adriwall] #likeabau5
GOP Staffer Calls Obama Daughters Classless, Dressed for the "Bar" bit.ly/1pAm4ky [The GOP: not above attacking teenage girls]
Poor kids who do everything right don’t do better than rich kids who do everything wrong - The Washington Post wapo.st/12dfup6
You guys - this song just said that someone thinks something about Taylor Swift that isn't true. Oh wait, that's all Taylor Swift songs.
Going to grandma's house...
There are people judging tonight's protests who will be trampling complete strangers for a slightly cheaper flat screen TV this Friday.
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Someone in the office is blasting terrible R&B Christmas music. #SuperfluousVocalGymnastics #HulkSmash
Kirk Cameron's Attempt to Game Rotten Tomatoes Backfired Spectacularly bit.ly/11tQ2vs
"Ferguson" on Google News, Facebook merely has decision w/ no news of riots. Twitter owns real-time info. Not even close. Again.
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I imagine Prosecutor McCulloch's presser must be what it feels like for women to have something "mansplained" to them. #Ferguson
Cop car on fire. Here's a photo. Oh whoops, that's Penn State students rioting after Paterno was fired. pic.twitter.com/Ho1S3ZbLen
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One car on fire, some windows smashed, sporadic looting and CNN is is acting like they're reporting from Bartertown #Ferguson
#Ferguson RT @dellcam: As @donlemon chokes to death on television, St. Louis police tweet they aren't using teargas: pic.twitter.com/vB0FtSrrFd
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