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Darth Vader
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If you love someone, set them free, or watch Star Wars and cuddle with them
Dear Scientists, It's almost 2015 and we still don't have a Death Star, please get to work. Sincerely, Star Wars fans
When you show up to the club too early pic.twitter.com/PE0p83oOtH
R4 is red R2 is blue It's finally the weekend May the force be with you
Never trust someone who hasn't seen Star Wars
Follow me on snapchat "depresseddarth" pic.twitter.com/ltIFqyvcVv
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, give a man a lightsaber, and people will fish for him.
The first 5000 people to retweet this get an invite to the Death Star party tonight
Because you know I'm all about that Rebel Base, bout that Rebel Base, no treble.
Why doesn't anyone laugh at Jedi? Their jokes are Forced
When you realize the weekend is here pic.twitter.com/CCZg1Ld4hR
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but lightsabers will cut my legs off.
If you haven't walked down a busy street listening to the Imperial March on your headphones, you're doing life wrong.
Thank the force it's Friday
Join the Dark Side, we have ice cream
Yoda's face on a pig's forehead, your argument is invalid pic.twitter.com/pkEiWTCSdF
The Empire will rise again
If you still haven't seen Star Wars, you're doing it wrong
When you handle a lightsaber the first time pic.twitter.com/qrCn1rTheL