A phone charger that juices up devices by burning your body fat..
Obesity epidemic, solved.
A flag eventually fades and tatters....
but it doesn't lose its importance.
The same is true for each of us.
clingy is nice when it's from the right person.
Oh, well, if you put the word in CAPITALS you must be RIGHT.
I sent you a 4 paragraph text and you respond "oh, lol"
Bitch I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like "oh, lol"
i live for those nights when u have nothing to do so u shower, put on sweats and just chill all night in ur cleanest most relaxed state
Twitter is just a phase we're going through and one day we'll grow out of it.
Dip! My dad got an artist from El Salvador to paint this for me! @diplo
I hope every single women loves her body, her scars, her flaws, etc because no one else will but yourself
my only relationship goal is someone who motivates me to become a better person and shows me the potential I don't see in myself.
I'll be drunk texting you
The last 5 minutes of work always feel longer than your entire shift at work 😕
Left overs because Im too lazy for anything else
When your girls drunk af and you gotta pick her up from the party
The Kardashians "Apps" make you pay monthly. No Bitch.Money
hungry, desperate to be talked about family. #Kardashian #jenner
Get home starving... like wheres the left overs idgaf😲
You know your mom is ghetto if this happens vine.co/v/OPgX2zBpFzB
Amy Schumer Monologue - SNL youtu.be/zhu7rs3Ihas
If your bank of america account got six figures then you're probably mismanaging your money #whodoyoulove
I had such a good time in Palm Springs this weekend... take me back 😓#palmsprings
I remember when Blockbuster tapes used to say "Rewind when your finished"... never listened to them shits 😂
I DONT REMEMBER BARNEY BEING THIS LIT 😂😂💀vine.co/v/etJEum9LeQb
Soup in the 90's were lit
Regardless of my age Im watching twitter.com/90sareaiithat/…
Dudeeeeeee I cannot wait to release "Stranded" on Oct. 1st.
Remember what you deserve.
When God made Latin women he was like sugar and spice and everything nice ........😏❤️😊👅💧😱😌😩
I could watch this all day 😂h
People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.
People get embarrassed when buying condoms which prevent diseases but are okay with buying cigarettes which cause diseases.
love to express how much they love you in writing.
will make sacrifices for the ones they love.
is always thinking of ways to make their partner feel special.
hates when their partners are distant.