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Hahaha RT @Mckym
: Ladies...stop acting "cool"...when thirst calls, share your sentiments with a brother.... Muti wi murio. Bye"
I Wish tweeps could respect others..and keep their dealings with them private. What do you gain after kuanika Msee kwa TL? Bullshit
Niggaz will be on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook while watching a show then say "it wasn't good" nigga how u know?
Reasons why I am deactivating my instagram account pic.twitter.com/tENTFfzsrI
Enyewe watu wa boda boda huvaa nguo mob Hehehe waaa
There are niggas who start showing interest in a chiq simply because you made advances 😕
We got your evening sorted... Its Thirsty Thursday with @DjTed254
at you favorite chill out spot..
So tomorrow we go live @ club asylum-baricho for that TGIF party @DjTed254 @DJSuavelinks
its going to be mad!!!#night
Being unpopular is so cool ,same as being anonymous
When you decide to marry, you've got to call a kameeting and address all the Bitches you've been tapping so they understand .
Dear Diamond Platinumz, Don't be Too Comfortable on Your 'Throne' This 19yr Old Kenyan is Rising Fast to Kick You Out
Coz what will you do? Utanichapa kama vile ulichapa Nov & Rama? twitter.com/JOYNER_XVI/sta…
35% of Saudi women in prison are there because no male relative will collect them.
Money has been poured to hype the Samsung J1
Ostriches can only maintain an erection for a few seconds.
But nothing screams "I'm a hoe" than having a tongue ring
Protected instagram account but you be having unprotected sex with random people.... SMH
mixx iko juu tu xana brathy."thanks bro
boss nadai mixx ya leo usiku lolwe tv mixcrate ntapata? Or wea do i get it?"will give you the link bro
A Chinese man once sued his wife for delivering an "ugly baby" and he won the case.
Unashinda ukilewa, you don't fend for your family, you're poor in bed, you're dirty..
Mbona bibi asikuchape?
Good job Nyeri women
These are the things Raila should Okoa
When your parents force you to marry a lady from Nyeri pic.twitter.com/bIYEu3hJ0z
Get a career woman if you're intending to start a family... Not one that's looking for an out-of-poverty ticket
If he owns a selfie stick... Chances are he can steal your panties. 😂😂
If she chews miraa, chance are she will make your Dick experience a muscle pull
Twitter is serious fam. This morning i Prayed for ALL of you.For peace,good health,wealth and prosperity.
What's with Kenyans in diaspora and posing with expensive rides. They wanna convince us that life's sweet out there? 😂😂😂
All she has to show is a bottle of Jamey and a weather beaten body..... Miaka yasonga tu... Menopause is knocking pic.twitter.com/llMgxfhO9C
Even if you're the best person on earth, people will still talk shit about you.... Have that in mind.... Be You
Our fence is under sieke after my neighbour employed two luhya guys.These guys will eat anything green all in the name of mboga ya kienyeji
Prof Ngugi wa Thiong'o has lived in America for over twenty years but got no accent wee Unaenda Saudi Arabia unarudi na British accent 😂😂
5 minutes into sex girls till thinking: what are we now? Will he tell his friends? Will he think I'm cheap? This is why females don't cum.
You lose friends who you thought you'd not live without and get others almost immediately. Life's interesting
Continue turning up mami, showing off your body online nshit... Menopause is gradually creeping in. Changamka
That was an awesome night happy birthday @Djbee254
Zzzzzzzzz kulala sasa
Try conforming with the twitter standards, utapata depression utuache hapa tukila matumbo 😂
Make sure,whoever you decide to marry makes you happy and understands your flaws ..don't be blinded by money or outer beauty
Kenyans can't fly in peace, pictures of tickets and passport on instagram, plane selfies, foursquare check in.. Bullshit
There's a fine line between polite eye contact during conversation and looking like you want to bore a hole through someone's head.
Kabete will never be the same again.... Nowadays these rapists are targeting men. God protect your sons..
Wengine wakitafuna Githeri pale Murang'a wako Zile Za... Countryside manenos with family.. There is nothing like family
Ukiwa Gachie you don't check in via foursquare BUT Ukiwa pale Coldstone creamery hatupumui
You guys will be shocked with how benitez will perform
Waaa okay @D_jibreal
: Hii finale tutawatch tu hapa local na results ni zile zile ...sio ati huko Muthaiga Messi atacheza na sneakers""
: Real Madrid Will Regret Why They Appointed Benitez."not really
If Juventus paid €51 Million for Buffon FOURTEEN YEARS AGO how can De Gea only be worth £25-30 Million!? #Bargain #DeGea