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IG:DjTed254
Hahaha RT @Mckym: Ladies...stop acting "cool"...when thirst calls, share your sentiments with a brother.... Muti wi murio. Bye"
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I Wish tweeps could respect others..and keep their dealings with them private. What do you gain after kuanika Msee kwa TL? Bullshit
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Niggaz will be on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook while watching a show then say "it wasn't good" nigga how u know?
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Reasons why I am deactivating my instagram account pic.twitter.com/tENTFfzsrI
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Enyewe watu wa boda boda huvaa nguo mob Hehehe waaa
There are niggas who start showing interest in a chiq simply because you made advances πŸ˜•
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We got your evening sorted... Its Thirsty Thursday with @DjTed254 at you favorite chill out spot..
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So tomorrow we go live @ club asylum-baricho for that TGIF party @DjTed254 @DJSuavelinks its going to be mad!!!#night life
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Being unpopular is so cool ,same as being anonymous
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When you decide to marry, you've got to call a kameeting and address all the Bitches you've been tapping so they understand .
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Dear Diamond Platinumz, Don't be Too Comfortable on Your 'Throne' This 19yr Old Kenyan is Rising Fast to Kick You Out bit.ly/1cN0pjo
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Coz what will you do? Utanichapa kama vile ulichapa Nov & Rama? twitter.com/JOYNER_XVI/sta…
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35% of Saudi women in prison are there because no male relative will collect them.
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Money has been poured to hype the Samsung J1
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Ostriches can only maintain an erection for a few seconds.
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But nothing screams "I'm a hoe" than having a tongue ring
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Protected instagram account but you be having unprotected sex with random people.... SMH
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"@mburualbert01: @DjTed254 mixx iko juu tu xana brathy."thanks bro
"@gosh_254: @DjTed254 boss nadai mixx ya leo usiku lolwe tv mixcrate ntapata? Or wea do i get it?"will give you the link bro
A Chinese man once sued his wife for delivering an "ugly baby" and he won the case.
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Unashinda ukilewa, you don't fend for your family, you're poor in bed, you're dirty.. Mbona bibi asikuchape? Good job Nyeri women
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From #NairobiFloods to #NyeriWomen These are the things Raila should Okoa
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When your parents force you to marry a lady from Nyeri pic.twitter.com/bIYEu3hJ0z
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Get a career woman if you're intending to start a family... Not one that's looking for an out-of-poverty ticket
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If he owns a selfie stick... Chances are he can steal your panties. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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If she chews miraa, chance are she will make your Dick experience a muscle pull
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Twitter is serious fam. This morning i Prayed for ALL of you.For peace,good health,wealth and prosperity.
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What's with Kenyans in diaspora and posing with expensive rides. They wanna convince us that life's sweet out there? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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All she has to show is a bottle of Jamey and a weather beaten body..... Miaka yasonga tu... Menopause is knocking pic.twitter.com/llMgxfhO9C
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Even if you're the best person on earth, people will still talk shit about you.... Have that in mind.... Be You
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Our fence is under sieke after my neighbour employed two luhya guys.These guys will eat anything green all in the name of mboga ya kienyeji
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Prof Ngugi wa Thiong'o has lived in America for over twenty years but got no accent wee Unaenda Saudi Arabia unarudi na British accent πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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5 minutes into sex girls till thinking: what are we now? Will he tell his friends? Will he think I'm cheap? This is why females don't cum.
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You lose friends who you thought you'd not live without and get others almost immediately. Life's interesting
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Continue turning up mami, showing off your body online nshit... Menopause is gradually creeping in. Changamka
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That was an awesome night happy birthday @Djbee254 Zzzzzzzzz kulala sasa
Try conforming with the twitter standards, utapata depression utuache hapa tukila matumbo πŸ˜‚
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Make sure,whoever you decide to marry makes you happy and understands your flaws ..don't be blinded by money or outer beauty
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Kenyans can't fly in peace, pictures of tickets and passport on instagram, plane selfies, foursquare check in.. Bullshit
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There's a fine line between polite eye contact during conversation and looking like you want to bore a hole through someone's head.
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Kabete will never be the same again.... Nowadays these rapists are targeting men. God protect your sons..
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Wengine wakitafuna Githeri pale Murang'a wako Zile Za... Countryside manenos with family.. There is nothing like family
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Ukiwa Gachie you don't check in via foursquare BUT Ukiwa pale Coldstone creamery hatupumui
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You guys will be shocked with how benitez will perform
Waaa okay @D_jibreal: Hii finale tutawatch tu hapa local na results ni zile zile ...sio ati huko Muthaiga Messi atacheza na sneakers""
"@Galgallo_: Real Madrid Will Regret Why They Appointed Benitez."not really
If Juventus paid €51 Million for Buffon FOURTEEN YEARS AGO how can De Gea only be worth Β£25-30 Million!? #Bargain #DeGea"#nkt




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