Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Devin
Gah damn bacon burgers for life
Retweeted by Devin
*texts back 2 days later* "Sorry I was playing zombies" #LiesIveToldAGirl
Retweeted by Devin
i was just accidentally tweeting on natalie's twitter with the #LiesIveToldAGirl 😂😂
wrong twitter
"Damn my Netflix taking forever to load, what you wanna do in the meantime?" pic.twitter.com/LLkk0JHITu
Retweeted by Devin
Why are ppl talking shit about Donald Trump but yall elected Barack Obama?
Retweeted by Devin
@_nataliedtd they unfollowed me and daves a pussy that can't scream @DaveCTE
Retweeted by Devin
They said Saddam had chemical weapons, he sure did because the U.S. sold it to Iraq after Ronald Reagan's election.
Retweeted by Devin
If anything on Twitter offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy.
Retweeted by Devin
💥LinkTunes for iOS 8 is now compatible with iOS 8.4💥 Available exclusively on our reporepo.hackyouriphone.org7pic.twitter.com/UZqRkYj3JxJx
Retweeted by Devin
#LinkTunes by @PowerSDev is the best way to download music directly from your iDevice! repo.hackyouriphone.org
After the release of iOS8.4, TaiG’s exploit isn’t blocked. BUT PP stole TaiG’s exploit for a jailbreak. The act should be strongly condemned
Retweeted by Devin
TaiG will release an update for iOS 8.4 in less than one hour after full tests. Please wait patiently.
Retweeted by Devin
ask siri what 0 divided by 0 is and be prepared to get wrecked
Retweeted by Devin
when a feminist says she’s going to hit you if you wear a meninist shirt pic.twitter.com/SkPM5E2Hda
Retweeted by Devin
AFTER I SEE IT'S NOT GOING NOWHERE I STOP TEXTIN BITCHES
Retweeted by Devin
Is there a Buzzfeed quiz to find out which Texas biker gang I should join?
Retweeted by Devin
I hope he was worth it.
Disclaimer: My last tweet was not about Devin. 😬
Retweeted by Devin
Feminism in America is such a joke. There's women over in Pakistan who cant even show their ankle and you're here saying you dont got rights
Retweeted by Devin
*Buys 16GB iPhone* only has 4GB available twitter.com/arab_nick/stat…
IF YOU HAD TO GLO UP YOU REALLY UGLY
Retweeted by Devin
I heard if u smoke while pregnant ur kid comes out wearing huff socks and supreme clothes
Retweeted by Devin
Didn't even finish microwaving this Lean Cuisine before the suicide prevention hotline called me.
Retweeted by Devin
Of life's many bad decisions, a wallet chain is one of the most visible.
Retweeted by Devin
"Let's go with the logo that kinda looks like an airplane flying into the twin towers." pic.twitter.com/JicsWnv2Bn
Retweeted by Devin
Forgot to be born a Kennedy and boy oh boy am I still paying for that mistake.
Retweeted by Devin
My 2015 commencement address is entitled, "I Dunno, But Maybe Don't Run Off And Join ISIS."
Retweeted by Devin
People keep asking, so I'll say it: fear over Instagram's terms change is ridiculous... Get real folks!
Retweeted by Devin
@polotapia says the guy who sold myspace in 2005 for $580 million while you slave away hoping for a half-day off
Retweeted by Devin
Pop a tittie or I ain't doing shit
Retweeted by Devin




Twitter Sign-in
We are going to send you to Twitter to authorize twiends.
Please note that we never tweet or follow people without your permission.
Continue