That moment when nobody texts you and ur like what to do>>>>>>>
I ready to get in my bed!😓
Yo if i wasn't in Virgina right now...i would've been in Oklahoma helping with the tornado clean up 🇺#NationalGuard
If she bites Tootsie Pops, don't give her the D.
Fuck yo boyfriend. He cheating on you anyway.
When a girl says "I'm done✌✋" it usually means "Fight for me!💪👊✊"
Spoil😘😍👠💍💎🏡 your girlfriend. Starve😲 these hoes!
If you don't fight👊 for what you want, don't cry😢😭 for what you lost.
6th grade conversation:
so who do u like
do u like me
When i got some to do...its fuck you✌...get out my way 🏃👉
Cant wait to be that dad playing with his son/daughter around the house👨👶
Pregnancy tests should read: "You're fucked!" or "Keep fucking."
You take long to reply.
*opens up Instagram*
I've already seen these pictures. 😒
*opens up Twitter*
when a girl stops doing that, that's when mandem should be worried👌
Sex Right Now Would Be Perfect 😔
Morning: Laziness. 😑
Afternoon: Dying for a rest. 😴
Night: Can't sleep.😬
If phones could charge to 200% >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 📱🙌
when I'm in a bad mood,
EVERYTHING annoys me... 😒😒😒
She gets mad 😡 ,
jealous 😒 ,
worried 😨 ,
cries 😭 ,
snaps 😤 ,
complains 😣 ,
& twatches you 👀.
But it's only because SHE CARES ..
Twitter + Texting + Music♪♫ = Battery Killer 🔋. 😔
If we're together 👫💏
All them hoes? GOTTA GO 👉
That one ex? GOTTA GO 👉
All your bullshit? GOTTA GO 👉
Cause if not.
You GOTTA GO 😒👉
Loyal Females Deserve Nothing But The Best >
You gotta love yourself..before u can love someone else👌😍
"Come cuddle with me" = she wants the D.
We Gone Grow Old Together 👴❤👵
Realshit, Twitter taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.
I immediately look in my rear view mirror when I pass a cop.
iPhone Version of Baby MamaDrama > > > (++ no ) = > "oh" > > > > > >
How you a hoe Saturday but a church girl Sunday?
Strangers: "excuse me." ... Family: "let me get through." ... Best-friends: "get the fuck out my way bitch!!"
yesssss ! Lol Smh , but I ain't mad ! If you got it , flaunt it ! I do ! ^.^
The person i look forward to talking to everyday📱
lolol well he looks similar ! #Cockyyyy
Smh haha” i did come off a lil cocky ddnt it lol
It went just like this...
My relationship is what most people want😍
People who sit at the drive thru and dont know what they want 🍔🍟🚗😒