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hahah :D RT @krb104: @dearjanit signed by Sir Isaac Newton?
<3'd this - DANGER!!! APPLES!!! by mrnickhearne bit.ly/1mUMxm7 pic.twitter.com/qCsXGuwFoJ
whaaaat? this is a 'painting' - Aquatic Wildlife Painted in Layers of Resin by Keng Lye bit.ly/1mN15nz pic.twitter.com/bZF3asusP6
Arn't you a little short for a stormtrooper? bzfd.it/1lY2gk9 pic.twitter.com/ReI1REUuX6
<3 this - Pinhead! Susan by owlface on instagram bit.ly/1oPGWCj pic.twitter.com/gATTAUnk0f
A funeral procession of elderly women with cats in their arms, following the coffin of a dead cat, 1789. pic.twitter.com/40HztvdcQH
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right, time for some DEVO
cooo look at this from @abigaildaker - an illustrated map of paris for kids to colour in bit.ly/1p4FlYH pic.twitter.com/2DPCgt4Y7t
"Not all men. Not all industries. But nearly always men in my industry" bit.ly/1uNxjV0
'Dad' 'What?' 'Mayson Weir is here' 'Oh hell, what's he want?' 'maybe he's come to tell you your tups are no good?' pic.twitter.com/WD0WJwksNb
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love this to bits: Vaudeville Tries to Save Itself Like Print Journalism is Trying to Save Itself. bit.ly/1yuvDA0
Samaritans circulated an email via PCC to all papers today. The papers were warned, and ran those front pages anyway. I don't have words.
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Q: what are you doing? A: Burning a small pizza
People in the sandwich shop remain totally convinced of @robbiewilliams' death :(
- here's the finished comic that 5 year old KATIE made at @Louiestowell's @nineworldscomic kids workshop! #nineworlds pic.twitter.com/Ea6qiR1v8f
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If by any chance you are or know the cyclist attacked by guy on a moped at Trafalgar Sq roundabout at 0745, pls get in touch #londoncycling
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I'm regretfully selling my 1950s French Randonneur bicycle b4 I move up North ebay.eu/1ozoAp1RTs appreciated :) pic.twitter.com/AaGuMQZZ9L
oh my gosh > INFINITE CAULIFOWER pic.twitter.com/dVpTwqBZQW
cooo what - heads up smartyphone display for your motor - couple hundred quids on preorder :o bit.ly/1sauewP pic.twitter.com/5ltkCn9ynl
Hip pops - a poor replacement for the iced bun I really wanted @MelJGrech bit.ly/1o9fY9p pic.twitter.com/3k0Ddva52F
I'm in Willesden - where's the nearest Percy Ingles? I need one of those iced bun things - you know the ones the size of a toddler's head
oh my crivvens RT @LttlWhiteBird: Life-sized horse made completely from found driftwood. Awesome! pic.twitter.com/oDPsFxWIY2
actually it's only a spork if you breed a male fork and female spoon. Otherwise you get a foon, which has a handle at each end and sucks.
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For @terpsichorejoy, 19-year-old Annie, waiting patiently for her water glass to be refilled. She'd say BBRROOWWW. pic.twitter.com/rOON4OGy2d
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right then - I'm about to buy UNTOLD toys on Ebay and you cannot stop me
Deadpool movie test footage showing signs of not being terrible then :D youtube.com/watch?v=I5Uyfa…
BOOM RT @cajebo: @dearjanit @247razz a Dandi :) photobomb
Well, this is an interesting stance on cyclists ... You could call them and share your views 0800 980 7181 bit.ly/1zq1B2I
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