I've got a headache brewing.
Well great. That's scared the shit out of me.
American Dad is the shit Family Guy.
That sigh of relief when you finally get your running shoes.
The only texts I get these days are from O2...
That Lisa from Waterloo Road is so god damn annoying.
I hate these statuses " film with the boyfriend love him so much" wanna tell us when you shit last aswell?
I have the most messed up dreams
Get so offended when people over take is on me driving lesson hahaha AM TRYING MAN 😭
Everyone has boyfriends or girlfriends and I'm just like 'that's a cute wood chipping'
Can't sleep, keep thinking that crazy woman from Insidious is going to appear over me...
i hate when im ignoring someone but they dont text me or anything so they dont even know that i’m ignoring them
You enrage me more than when I'm playing LoL and that's saying something.
Your face, your attitude, your look just you annoys me all together!
Why did the mushroom go to the party? It didn't. Do you know why? Because it's a fucking mushroom.
Sleeping with jeans on after a night out is not a good idea...
My facebook is currently being hacked and there's nothing i can do to stop it :')
iPlayer didn't manage to fuck up this time, that's a first.
Sometimes I should just be quiet and not say how I'm really feeling
Getting drunk from drinking two beers because I'm a fucking lightweight.
Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of being bored all night.
It makes me sad when on one is on Skype, Blughhhhh
I have a terrible habit of pushing people away
I don't know why some people don't like red heads/gingers. I find them extremely attractive.
It's taken me an hour and a half to watch Waterloo Road because BBC iPlayer is that fucking shit.
They say that I can't last a day in the real world, I say you wouldn't survive one night in mine
American party: big house party, pool, beer pong, loud music.
British party: few kids getting pissed on a swing.
This happens too many times pic.twitter.com/XiM5CQD7P7
Doing exercises in bed because I can't be bothered to move.
Well I take it Charlotte won CBB then, there goes my plan of catching up on it out the window
Possibly taking being a Pokemon fan to a whole new level?... pic.twitter.com/7XRE5LQfmr
Take some time to listen my bands new track and give feedback if possible x youtu.be/D_nlezlcppo
love how i put shuffle on and it plays every song i dont want to hear hmm
WHY DO PEOPLE FOLLOW PARODY CELEBRITY ACCOUNTS THAT TWEET QUOTES FROM THE FUCKING HOROSCOPE SECTION OF THE SUN?
Help, I've became obsessed.... pic.twitter.com/CzuWTqyST1
Im so shit at League of Legends. I cant even kill a fuckin boy lmao
Mallory Knox are touring again, I must see them.
The Fire Emblem games are so addictive.
Crane flies are so gross.
Don't chat to me, then tell the same thing to a different girl, hate boys like you.
Kellin your ego can't feed your family.
Time to listen to Hands Like Houses to relax me before bed:)
British humor is superior to everything.