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When life doesn't hand you Summer Friday's, work with what you got and try to boost your base tan from the confines of your office's rotunda.
Tripped and fell into a freshly painted elevator. πŸ’…πŸ» f a mani I got the whole arm done πŸ˜•
Know I've done good in the kitchen when @cfishe1227 is too busy snapping pics to eat/watch #rhony with me. #domestikated
Please do not leave organs unattended. 😐
Lazy eye twins do weddings. #finallyrva
I know- we're basic
Must protect the BBQ. #πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ #greenegg
Nothing like a casual jog in your casual clerical vestments.
Not not shameless enough to photograph this meal/boo.
A lot has changed in two years, but this guy's still my best friend. Happy anniversary to my roommate, BFF, plus 1, confidant, masseuse, chauffeur, midnight snacker, and any other of the hats you wear so well. Love you to the πŸŒπŸŒœπŸŒ› and back, happy anniversary!
The biggest (literally) and best surprise ever is @bigron1229 showing up at my office today!
Quality photography aside, we're probably all having a better day than this guy who couldn't even stand on the escalator ride. #dgaf
Calories don't count on Sunday's. πŸ™πŸ»
We look alike. It's creepy.
Surprise!!! @kathykellypeterson Happy Almost Mother's Day! Your favorite things- #DietCoke and me ... In that order.
Delaware is so boring 😴😴😴😴
#sundayfunday ahahaha. 😐 jk
Water is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty. #merman!!!
Literally Could. Not. Care. Less. about a beach bod. As long as the cafeteria is whipping up pork belly, I'm pigging out. #πŸ– #oink
Because does having a boyfriend even count if you can't brag about it at the office and then subsequently on Instagram.
Seriously. What is going on? Did time machine work?
😐 #igdc
Easter bubby @cfishe1227 visiting my quaint little hometown
@cfishe1227 knows my second favorite "F" word! (Thank you, I love you!)
By 9:02 AM tomorrow. Gtfo, #monday. #overit2015 #cantcomeinmydogatemysmarttrip
even the skyline here is freaking dull here #overit2015 #watchoutforthecrackheadsunderthebridge
This urban beekeeper is all about his honey. #pun
#throwbacktuesday what St Patrick's day used to look like. Now instead of chugging baileys and throwing beer cans at DPS I'm chugging cold pressed juice and throwing it in the recycling where it belongs.
Too early when the streetlights are still on. #snooze
Turning leftover @southblockco mylk into a strawberry smoothie almost made coming into work in this blizzard bearable.
What happens when #bae falls behind on #houseofcards. @cfishe1227 #datenight #romanceisdead
The super exciting world of living with your boyfriend. #earlybird #NastyGalsPartyHarder
Being very deep rn. #inspirational & #motivational #onatuesday
Found my soul and my soulmate. Thank youuuuuu @cfishe1227!!!
My mom calls this #throwbackthursday, cause intermission's over and we gotta chug it not lug it. @kathykellypeterson #dinner #alvinailey
If owning a Winston Churchill bobble head is wrong, I don't wanna be right. (Looks nothing like him - I know. Incredibly disappointed) #mcm #bobblewithmebobblewithmebobblewithme
Best cup of coffee I've ever had/made. #chemex
Happy Birthday, @kathykellypeterson! Thank you for being the best friend and mom a girl could ask for, for always sharing your Diet Coke stash, and passing along the love for Bloody Mary's and proper wine spritzers. I love you to the moon and back!
Don't let the resting #dgaf face confuse ya. In the words of the immortal Kim K, I'm feelin my look. Courtesy of Samantha at @thestudeodx. #balayage
Just another day in my v. exciting social life. 😐
Falling down this hill successfully trimmed 45 seconds off my commute! #dccommute
Might want to die after a 90 min class, but my New Years resolution is to be better. Won't get better waiting 'til tomorrow 'cause I'm tired today. #reSOULution
Happiest of birthdays to this big (literally) kid! If a pictures worth a thousand words, 4 pictures can't even begin to describe how much you mean to me. @bigron1229 πŸŽπŸŽŠπŸŽ‹πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆ
Happiest of birthdays to my soulmate, roommate, and all around best friend. I love you to the moon and back even though you're getting old. @cfishe1227
Santa (AKA: @bigron1229) joining for a mani pedi.
The best present no one got me. #selfiecam
Joseph, you are NOT the father.
That is bacon on top. #eatingfortheinsta
Little tree, big holiday spirit! β›„οΈβ„οΈπŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸŽ
My jam on repeat til 12/25 #noregrets

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