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Intimate Saturday nights w @cfishe1227
Drinking Fresquilitas and fangirling hard (both of us). #ac2 @cfishe1227 @bravoandy @andersoncooper
Thank you amazing people for amazing presents -not all pictured bc I am lazy and not trying that hard to humble brag- and an amazing birthday. Wish it were my birthday everyday except then I would be even older than I am now πŸ‘΅πŸΌ
Thnx but No thnx πŸ’…πŸ»
Going on a calorie bender because @kathykellypeterson forgot I hate to share. #happybirthdaymonthtome #πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ
One step closer to every #basic's dream of being a professional nail polish color namer.
Third grade was a very dark time. #sundayscaries
Stop making excuses for why you don't deserve to be a better version of yourself. #sundaysoulsession #CULTivate
I took a $125 uber to Long Island just to snap this pic. And it was worth it
And it's not even my birthday.
newspaper pope blessed me while waiting for grndr to load πŸ˜‡πŸ™πŸ» (seriously) #blessed
DC➑️NY and haven't seen the Pope once.
##godbless #america land of the free; home of these shorts
Decent vantage point #gofins #goskins #donthaveapreference
By all means, make yourself comfortable.
I definitely walked/swam right into that joke. #iamamess
I like to have fun. #partypeople
Gangs all here. @bigron1229 @kathykellypeterson thanks for stopping by to distract me!
When life doesn't hand you Summer Friday's, work with what you got and try to boost your base tan from the confines of your office's rotunda.
Tripped and fell into a freshly painted elevator. πŸ’…πŸ» f a mani I got the whole arm done πŸ˜•
Know I've done good in the kitchen when @cfishe1227 is too busy snapping pics to eat/watch #rhony with me. #domestikated
Please do not leave organs unattended. 😐
Lazy eye twins do weddings. #finallyrva
I know- we're basic
Must protect the BBQ. #πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ #greenegg
Nothing like a casual jog in your casual clerical vestments.
Not not shameless enough to photograph this meal/boo.
A lot has changed in two years, but this guy's still my best friend. Happy anniversary to my roommate, BFF, plus 1, confidant, masseuse, chauffeur, midnight snacker, and any other of the hats you wear so well. Love you to the πŸŒπŸŒœπŸŒ› and back, happy anniversary!
The biggest (literally) and best surprise ever is @bigron1229 showing up at my office today!
Quality photography aside, we're probably all having a better day than this guy who couldn't even stand on the escalator ride. #dgaf
Calories don't count on Sunday's. πŸ™πŸ»
We look alike. It's creepy.
Surprise!!! @kathykellypeterson Happy Almost Mother's Day! Your favorite things- #DietCoke and me ... In that order.
Delaware is so boring 😴😴😴😴
#sundayfunday ahahaha. 😐 jk
Water is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty. #merman!!!
Literally Could. Not. Care. Less. about a beach bod. As long as the cafeteria is whipping up pork belly, I'm pigging out. #πŸ– #oink
Because does having a boyfriend even count if you can't brag about it at the office and then subsequently on Instagram.
Seriously. What is going on? Did time machine work?
😐 #igdc
Easter bubby @cfishe1227 visiting my quaint little hometown
@cfishe1227 knows my second favorite "F" word! (Thank you, I love you!)
By 9:02 AM tomorrow. Gtfo, #monday. #overit2015 #cantcomeinmydogatemysmarttrip
even the skyline here is freaking dull here #overit2015 #watchoutforthecrackheadsunderthebridge
This urban beekeeper is all about his honey. #pun
#throwbacktuesday what St Patrick's day used to look like. Now instead of chugging baileys and throwing beer cans at DPS I'm chugging cold pressed juice and throwing it in the recycling where it belongs.
Too early when the streetlights are still on. #snooze
Turning leftover @southblockco mylk into a strawberry smoothie almost made coming into work in this blizzard bearable.
What happens when #bae falls behind on #houseofcards. @cfishe1227 #datenight #romanceisdead

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