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That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.
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That akward moment when you ask a midget what they wanna be when they grow up.
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Having a dream that's so realistic that you have to think about if it really happened.
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John has 32 cookies and eats 28 of them.. what does John have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.
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Awkwardly standing there while your friend is talking to someone you don't know..
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I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I don�t want the person to know I'm ignoring them.
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Bitch please, my gum lasts longer than your relationships hoe.
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fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. rtewete fi yuo aer smrat.
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When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
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Giving your friend the "what the fuck is this" look during a test.
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That awkward moment when you�re left alone with someone you just met.
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Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.
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Study.... stu.... st.... s.... sl.... slee.... sleeping.
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When I drop my phone, I act like I just dropped a new born baby.
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I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script.
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When I draw birds, I draw flying mustaches.
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I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can't say 'M' without your lips touching. 2.You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now you're smiling
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I�m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don�t care
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Some babies were dropped on their heads. You were clearly thrown at a wall.
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*closes Twitter* *opens up Instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes Instagram* *opens up Twitter*
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A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults there is.
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That awkward moment when you realize that every house has a particular smell, but you can't smell the one at your house.
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I hate it when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidentally smile.
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Saying "Oh." or "Cool." when you're pissed off.
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I�m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.
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Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE� Did you get: Spine, lither, ginger & subtext? Yeah, right...naughty, naughty
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When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think "They're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked..."
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"Stand still and the bee won't sting you" �What?!..Fuck that, I�m running!�
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'Let's watch a scary movie!" *hours later* "Dude walk me to the bathroom..''
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That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow...
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Dear sidewalk, please get wider... Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling left out.
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My phone dies faster than a black guy in a horror film.
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The awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you'd rather just chill at home.g8
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