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Acting stupid with your best friend.
Don't smoke cigarettes there are cooler ways to die.
Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot.
Me: Okay, I'm gonna get home, get all my homework done, have dinner and then go to bed early. Twitter: Bitch, please.
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15.
*playing bingo* Me: Yes! I only need one more! Someone: BINGO! Me: NO! F*CK NO! F*CK YOU!
D.R.A.M.A. = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention.
If you wanna see who your real friends are, mess up and see who's still there.
I constantly check my phone for no reason.
Car rides without music = awkward.
SUCH AN AWESOME WEEKEND :-)
I hate when I'm trying to sleep and my brain is like, "You know what`s a great movie? Paranormal activity..."
I almost went to jail today......Monopoly gets intense.
Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
"You're cute when you're mad." '"Yeah well I'm about to get real fucking adorable."
Facebook: someone added a photo of you.. Me: fuck
You're about as useless as the warning label on a pack of cigarettes.
Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.
That was funny... but I don't like you... so I won't laugh.
Dear Camera, I hate the way you make me ugly, Mirror is so nice to me.
Oh your account is protected? What do you tweet, nuclear launch codes?
I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with me in the background...
"Fuck that" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no".
I hate when girls act dumb on purpose because they think it's cute and funny.
I fucking curse because it fucking emphasizes my fucking point!
If Monday was a person it would be a ginger..
Never forget to thank God...
I love knowing something that I'm not supposed to know.
That awkward moment when you finish a TV show series and you don't know what to do with your life anymore.
*When my parents are asleep* Me- "Shh! They're sleeping." *When I'm asleep* Parents- "Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours!"
Walking into your room and saying "wow i should clean this shit" then walking out.
I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone.
You might be horny if this reminds you of sex: Check out my last tweet...
If my mom can't find it, nobody can find it.
"I'm going to bed" really means "I'm going to lay in my bed and be on my phone for an hour or so."