Dear famous people, When you say you're doing a world tour, please remember that my country is on the map of the world too.. :)
So Methuselah lived 969 years without TV and Internet...and I can barely manage a day without any
Am going to stop texting y'all beautiful girls and focus on 'em ugly ones from now on, they text back so fast!
Who's dis irene that @sarkodie
is always mentioning??
DaMn....That was deep"@iam_Davido
: Eyaa u dey vex bcus i no allow you enter my house balu!!!!! ur last hit was when i was in SS2 ..... BALU!
Did Drake ever make it home?
Never playing soccer again in my life....these cramps re killing me
Yeah,at about 2:40"@IMacbelle
: Abuja peeps pls... Was there any eclipse?"
Some Naija Girls be like 'where is my eclipse gift?'....☹
This eclipse should happen now...
Season starts today!
Kayswitch ft Dbanj-SISTER CARO, Saucekid ft Davido-CAROLINA, LKT ft P-Square-OMOGE CARO, Wizkid ft Lax-CARO, WHO DAh FUCK IS DIS CARO SEF??
Something always comes up am nt saying am lazy 'tho"@E_Scintillating
: Lol...yu r asking? @iam_dayved
who'll put food on the table?"
: I hate lazy men"
Some avi's are Yolo, You Only Look Once.
IG, BBM, WHATSAPP,skype!! Rt wid your handle.
My love for you is like copied mathematics...I can't explain
Ice prince is delaying his album, davido confused,burna boy naked,wizkid's show flopped. #Thegod
Google trypophobia !! and rt
You would ask me to marry u ☺"@Mz_Ojei
: if i had jst 1 wish ryt nw!!!!!!!!!!"
I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird...
I never make the same mistake twice...I make it five or six times, just to be sure..
Bro hws canada??@_Finest_mj
Your tweet just won u access to our private jobs database! Click our profile linky and ur access code"
: she said " i hate liars " , so i decided it was the right time to tell her about how bad she looks in her avi..."
Ma nigga,what's the diffrence??@IAM_NNEBS
NBA starts in 9days..#cant
I take my charger EVERYWHERE! School🏫 Library📚cinema🏄 Mall👗 Park Markets🎥 church⛪ hospital🏥 DaMn you never know where a socket at 💁🔌
Headed to make this paper
Girls are 17 looking 23, You can never tell their age nowadays.
feel too shy or big to ask a nigga out, if you like me, dm me even bible says: ask & it shall be given unto you :D
Getting a text reminding you that you have lectures tomorrow puts a downer on the day
Eminem's on a whole new level on Rap God. Everyone needs to trade their mics in after that.......
Ur a poet??@mihoeghian
: Finally composed 2 poems yesterday @least
yesterday wasn't wasted nw let's face 2day
Just watching django. Jamie foxx is a talented man.
I hate when waiters ask "are you done with that?"When the plate is completely clear.Am like "nah, imma eat the plate too"
Okayy ! Hey Guys Can I have your Attention ? Listen to me. Hey you. Yes you ! Errrm are you listening ? Chill now. Listen.so wats up??
True!!@Ted:" Girls can tell when you look at their boobs, they don't care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time"
Still in Nigeria???@mickie_anolue
Can you finish suya 4 7k???? All this GIRLS be requesting for what they can't eat
I noticed girls with very high number of followers are always very rude on twitter..
Girls that rarely reply DMs are likely not to get married until 45 -Damien Wayans
And that's y I broke up with her pic.twitter.com/A621WDLP5T
Fake rappers » Olodo Rabatta, only one line on ur head AVATAR
A nigerian girl would use her phone torch light to check your face before dancing with you at the club
Chief Keef Outside the Bet Hip Hop Awards like... pic.twitter.com/yCYvLd1sdC