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Dave Foley
comedy 133,841 followers
@kreegar71 @DaveSFoley NO FAIR.. I still want the retweet! Ugh, now to come up with something wildly clever and retweet worthy.
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I thought my wife got a retweet from @DaveSFoley! Then I realized I was spelling our last name wrong #ItWasCitizenKane
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@OKEMIA @DaveSFoley No, staff backs exactly what he says, he was being a great guest and the douchey new bouncer just flipped.
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@DaveSFoley I've been threatened with mace by the bouncer before even getting INTO Sassy's. Their style is... extreme.
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Dan Rather, today, on pundits who keep calling for "toughness" and military action against a variety of parties mediaite.com/tv/dan-rather-…
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@DaveSFoley But we won't get a ride to Sassy's. Hope all is well.
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@DaveSFoley Uber is 1. 2. We need to be friendlier to visitors. SASSY's...SUCK IT!!!
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Portland you need to get Uber.
So Dave Foley, the nicest dude I know was just assulted by Meth addict post apocalyptic face tattooed Sassy's bouncer. #unprofessional
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Hey Portland, just got thrown out of Sassy's got thrown out of Sassy's after the bartender bought me drinks. Please don't go there.
Thanks to everyone who came out to the shows tonight and last night in Portland at Helium.
@DaveSFoley is @HeliumComedyPdx tonight & tomorrow! Get tickets,then listen to the interview on the way to the show: :funemploymentradio.com/episodes/funem…
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Portland! 2 shows tonight with @DaveSFoley at @HeliumComedyPdx 7:30 & 10 It will sell out cuz Dave is amazing, so get your tix now! #Fart
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Great show! @DaveSFoley @HeliumComedyPdx tonight! Nothing like hearing Flik from A Bug's Life talk about his cock. pic.twitter.com/u96eGiiIsx
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@DaveSFoley AMAZING set last night!! You made my little inner maple leaf glow! You sir, are a national treasure.
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Just arrived in Portland. Having a Breakside IPA. How am I doing so far?
"You're gonna tell me there's a rash of Black men all over the country suicidally 'reaching' for cops' guns?" -mother at #EzellFord rally
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Huge congrats to @mike_farah @ScottAukerman @galifianakisz and everyone at @funnyordie on their Emmy win for Ferns!!!! Woo-hoo!!!!!
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It's getting close Portland. I plan an audience vote on whether I should shorten the set and we hit the strip clubs. heliumcomedy.com/portland/
I knew it! I said, "He must have stolen some cigars!" Of course the police had a right to shoot him! In America we execute shoplifters.
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"Never disappoint. Never surprise." ~ @DaveSFoley  And that ladies and gents is your @TheOddCoupleCBS quote of the day. ;) #Foolishness
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Did this Ferguson resident live-tweet Michael Brown's killing? vox.com/e/5771196
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@DaveSFoley @MadJaymilton Petition up from @ShaunKing asking for federal legislation regulating police behavior - change.org/petitions/pres…
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When the media treats white suspects and killers better than black victims huff.to/1sG0ED9
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Was going to watch Masters of Sex tonight but now it's bedtime. Thanks #Ferguson @SHO_Masters
People that look like me must accept this is reality for young black men. And if you look like me, try to lose a few pounds. #Ferguson
The lessons of #Ferguson have to be taken nationwide because these problems are nationwide.
#Ferguson police refused to take statements from eye witnesses. Did not call for medical assistance. Brown was unarmed and fleeing. #facts
Tonight there is freedom in the streets of #Ferguson Tomorrow let's find justice for Michael Brown.
Beautiful images coming from #Ferguson tonight. Such a relief after the horrors and excesses of last night. Wish I was there.
When police know the community and come from community, the relationship can be transformed overnight. Well done Capt. Johnson. #Ferguson
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Good for @ChrisHayesTV for getting to #Ferguson tonight.
This makes it so clear, police were unprovoked and unjustified in their actions. new.livestream.com/accounts/90354…
@Mike_Eagle Also, I don't know if you've seen this yet: new.livestream.com/accounts/90354… <- Archive of a livestream from there a few hrs. ago. Unreal.
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Americans have the right to assemble, even if it is dark, even if they are black, even if they are angry. #Ferguson
#MikeBrown was unarmed -shot SEVERAL times -shot in the head -no ambulance called for him -laid in street for 4.5 hours mostly uncovered
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