In another life I think I was one of those artists that got wasted, fell down the stairs, and died before they were 50.
I dearly love Bruno Mars ~ He's soo short tho
China’s Guangdong province eats about 10,000 cats every day.
Siri would be so much cooler if she had my voice.
Watching a show on History Channel about the plague ~ damn.
Oh, I'm going my own way, my faith has lost its strength again
Oh, it's been too hard to say, we've fallen off the edge again....
I will not spend an hour staring at the spot that I think I saw the likely non-existent arachnid. Repeat like a mantra.
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby SoHo ~
So I think I saw a spider in my bedroom, but when I looked again it wasn't there. What to do? What to do?
" I am not resigned to the shutting away of loving hearts in the hard ground." - Edna St. Vincent Millay
The queen will have my hide ~ don't you see? The puppet has red hair ~
Sloths poop once a week! This event is called 'the poo dance!' Awesome video ---> omgf.ac/ts/ouZ
On a lighter note I have found a new thing called an Arnold Palmer. It's Iced Tea and Lemonade. Yeah I know, not really new, but sooo good.
Not only music but TV, Cinema, everything. (See previous tweet.) All of the new shows are about the apocalypse. I mean really? Come ON!
What the hell has happened over the past few years to music?!? HUH?!? Anyone? How do these people even get deals? Get in the door?!!!
All art is but imitation of nature. Seneca
Gotta send some love to the #IRS
, and #WH
. Feels like the Eye of Sauron is finally off our nuts. #TSA
Scientist say, people should get " nap breaks " while at work. A 20 to 30 minute nap enhances concentration & overall performance.
The only species that can get leprosy are humans and armadillos
"Hold close your fear. It's all one ever truly knows in a life where end is the only absolute."
Sad day today because once again hate and jealousy won.
Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball??
At the darkest, saddest moments of your life, I was beside you, watching. You were pretty funny.
That awkward moment when you ask your son to rule the galaxy with you and he nearly jumps to his death instead.
Cheating is a choice, not a mistake.
It is officially 4/20. Smoke Something #FourTwenty
#420 #NationalWeedDay #Happy420
Boston needs Liam Neeson to find this Russian.
I hate when people cannot pronounce names right
Raphael Nadal is and always will be the King of Clay.
hugh dancy please stop being attractive thanks
There is a town in #Oklahoma
Plot twist: the Doctor's name is actually The Nurse
7% of Americans claim they never bathe
Why does anyone obsess over models?
My friend met Behati Prinsloo (she's a model) at #TheOtheroom
in LA yesterday. Didn't know who she was so it was explained in detail. Orz.
I just broke my personal record of days without dying today.
Convenient beliefs may be nothing more than self-delusion.
Katie's taking me to see Maroon 5 and Neon Trees tonight while we're working here in DC. Pit seats. #Awesome
I love you, just a little too much..
Scientist's have found out that,people who have more birthday's live longer..
Here's some video from parts of the world that just celebrated #EarthHour guardian.co.uk/environment/vi…
Many more countries getting ready now.
Just put honey mustard on a quesadilla. Not sure of my decision now.
My Chemical Romance has split after 12 years ~ how will I go on? ~ Wait ~ what?
Why do they bother to air new programs if they are going to cancel them after 3 episodes?
“Females who play video games actually tend to have more sex & are happier with their relationships than girls who don’t.” @GIANNABINLADEN