I am not to be truffled with.
I don't need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom. Pam's mom. My aunt. Although she just blocked me on IM.
Elizabeth the stripper gave me great advice. And it rhymed. Makes you wonder how Ben Franklin can be president, but someone like her can't.
Andy Barnard is so annoying
Spending my Saturday night watching the office w darian>
this is horrible and inhuman. you racists shits make people feel this bad about who they are. twitter.com/coiiegeposts/s…
If young metro don't......
Michael: Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
Cashier: 15 bottles of vodka? That should do it.
my mom doesn't ever know when it's appropriate to STOP talking. damn.
I really cannot wait to move
Everyone wins when you’re playing with Dunkin’! #DonutPong
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAIT!! I'll see you later😈�xg
I really can't believe my bestfriend is moving across the country ):
how do you even eat a sandwich with out mayonnaise
Adele looks like she's not even trying😩
Just lost 4 ounces of appendix, already replaced it with muscle.
When bae kisses your neck
Don't judge me by my past I don't live there anymore
why can't pizza and French fries go together?
I destroyed myself trying to fix you
lol that drake ad was amazing
one call can change a game so much
can the panthers please step it up
when you almost fall but u beyonce
No matter how hard anyone tries, they'll never do a more iconic performance than this
Hands down the second best super bowl commercial amp.twimg.com/v/39968cfa-d4e…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASH!! can't wait to celebrate with you later😜�3w