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Dara Ó Briain
comedian comedy standup comedy 1,694,320 followers
Turns out, no. Just keeps reminding me of Jeanne Becker and Fashion TV. RT @delfinch8: you can do that?
Tonight I shall be trying to write jokes while listening to: Obsession by Animotion.
Ha! It’s the only sensible solution. RT @APB_art: @daraobriain @4b5 Nuke the site from orbit its the only way to be sure.
It’s not clear who the intruder is here. Best to shoot them both. RT @4b5: Cripes, this exists: pic.twitter.com/7SoJQ3r9ba
It’s not that it’s a Tapas bar, it’s that it’s a failing Tapas bar. No combination like football analysis and someone's imminent bankruptcy.
I enjoy the way Sky’s Spanish football studio is designed to look like an emptying Tapas bar. Gentlemen please, Have you no Casa to go to?
I would have looked like a GENIUS. Damn.
Draft tweet from 5 mins ago: "Isn't this about when Bale used to score his wonder goals? Has he done much of the for Real this year?"
@daraobriain amazing. I've never been to Antarctica but I've seen Happy Feet, so I feel a deep affinity.
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If you can bear to read this tosh, the paragraph about Africa is magnificent. nytimes.com/2014/04/13/fas…
Dubious historically and how did he talk the other lad into climbing up with him? Hmmm. RT @spreilly86: Here it is: youtube.com/watch?v=lVnUsk…
Lots of people telling me Mr Devitt is really good. First Katie Taylor, now him. Bray is great for the fighters. More of a lover myself.
The Bloody Sunday, apparently, is Lifting Single undertook DDT, sometimes from the top rope. The reverse is a lifting inverted DDT.
Just found an Irish wrestler, from my home town, working in Japan whose Finishing Moves are The Bloody Sunday and the Reverse Bloody Sunday.
There's a very good recreation of the build-up to the Battle of Clontarf on @1014retold. It reads like some sort of Irish Game of Thrones...
@chrisw112: @daraobriain Why the extra i?” The delightful and easily mastered grammar of the Irish language.
@stianpride: @daraobriain Yes, come come. Nothing to worry about. We've nothing sinister planned.”
Tickets still available for "You murdered my great grandad!"* in Stockholm China Teatern 22nd, Trondheim Clarion hotel 25th. *Not real title
I'm touring Sweden and Norway next week, putting the dark burden of history behind us. 1000 years of boycott was enough, I feel.
For those unfamiliar this is the 1000th anniversary of Brian Boru, from whom I get my name, murdered while driving the Vikings from Ireland.
Vikings play the long game. RT@alanjgdoherty: See ur in Norway on the 1,000th anniv. of Battle of Clontarf. Don't go, it's a trap!
I'd have been proudly all over that State Visit but I had to be away doing, amongst other things, this... pic.twitter.com/ZJxmm6rlOP
Delighted that with the Irish President doing such a brilliant job on his UK State visit, Channel 4 repeated the show where I explain "Gee"
Delighted to hear how well Michael D's historic state visit is going. I always knew he would do us proud.