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Dara O Briain

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Dara O Briain @daraobriain
That was for my own amusement, by the way. please don't join in! I can handle myself...
  18 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
It's "you're" not "your". Glad to be of help! RT @whittakerannsky: god your smug and arrogant
  18 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Type Atari Breakout into google images. And lose 20 mins of your life.
  13 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
RT @TheSimonEvans: It's 6 months since I finally gave in and agreed to get a dog. Wish I'd done it years ago. Then it might be dead by now.
  13 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Amazing how many misread "What wonders he's brought us" in that last tweet as "wonder what he's brought us".
  12 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
The world from Space RT @kejames An interactive map of @Cmdr_Hadfield’s photos: bit.ly/17VI7p8 by @DaveAtCOGS (2/2)
  12 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Tomorrow our good friend @Cmdr_Hadfield leaves the International Space Station to return home. What wonders he's brought us! (1/2)
  12 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Yeah, fair enough. Not so much love from him. RT @owen_bush80: jens Lehmann?
  12 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
That's if they weren't inconsolably pissed off with Charlie Adam and Benteke for getting themselves sent off, y'day and today...
  12 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
I don't know of any Arsenal who fans who wouldn't be delighted for Manuel Almunia.
  12 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Apologies! I was being dissed on Norwegian. In my defence, those Vikings sure got around.
  9 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Dissed in Icelandic! “@YngveGS: Såg nett eit @daraobriain show på #BBC entertainment. Han hadde ei eige hair and make up-dama. #ohtheirony”
  9 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Doing some after school experiments for science club. Lightning! pic.twitter.com/gjXyuwI6CJ
  8 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Finally, somebody gets it RT @andrewnixon79: A rather odd description of School of Hard Sums from the Observer. bit.ly/10bnM8R
  5 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
About to host the first episode of "The Apprentice: You're Fired" which I realise now basically makes me this guy bit.ly/13bMBFW
  4 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
I'm very glad that people liked my catwalk swivel. If that means nothing to you, that's probably good too.
  3 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Right, enough! Night-night students, surfers , nightmare havers and comedy widows! x
  3 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
She's up all night to get fun, he's up all night to get lucky, I'm up all night reading briefing notes for the next Science Club. #disco
  3 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Hot nerd action. RT @mariagluc: Just three lads out on the town - @bengoldacre @fivethirtyeight @daraobriain bit.ly/132mW3v
  2 May
Alex Watson @watsoalex
Tonight's @RSAEvents with @fivethirtyeight & @daraobriain is sold out but you can watch online & tweet in questions ow.ly/kBlNt
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  1 May
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Missed it last night? @reginalddhunter's brilliant Facebook album "The PFA Awards - the horrible aftermath." fb.me/A5xEfAV8
  1 May
Ed Yong @edyong209
A festival of scientists chatting about science in pubs. Sounds good. Coming soon to London, Oxford and Cambridge. pintofscience.com
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  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Genius. Read the captionsRT @reginalddhunter posted 37 photos in the album "The PFA Awards - the horrible aftermath." fb.me/A5xEfAV8
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
I pass this on, not for the story, but for how creepy the BY-line GIF is. gawker.com/5992393/foxy-k…
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Fair point. RT @Berbafaz: @PFA yeah but could Reg D do it on a cold wet windy night at Stoke?
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
This is an even better hashtag. RT @matt_hendo12 @PFA #prayforregdhunter
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Of course Reg D can just claim that "He isn't THAT kind of comedian". @PFA can never fight that defence #freeregdhunter
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
I do love football, but honestly, football people do seem to live in a childish little bubble sometimes. @PFA
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
I look forward to suing the @PFA when their members fail to perform as expected. #freeregdhunter telegraph.co.uk/sport/football…
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Free Reg D Hunter! RT @andydavison: Christ, only the @PFA could oppose racism by trying to get a black man to work without pay.
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Saw The Weir at the Donmar Warehouse last night, with Ardal O'Hanlon and the other Brain Cox, et al. Absolutely superb production.
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
After the last week of doing explanations, I now insist on the Maths convention that all logic problems feature a Graham, Lewis and Pedro
  30 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Bravo. “@ChribHibble: People who thought it was easy being Freud should have tried wanking a MILF in his shoes.”
  29 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Wanna be in our @BBCScienceClub audience? 16 yrs+? Available 8 May? T&Cs bbc.in/ZYVjTx &mail scienceclubaudience@bbc.co.uk
  29 Apr
Adam Buxton @AdamBuxton
Man complains his infidelity is justified on Irish radio phone in. Cue inevitable punchline youtu.be/tP8581wEEFM
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  29 Apr
The Apprentice @bbcapprentice
NEXT WEEK: 16 brand new candidates will be revealed… #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/uskn2a8psW
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  26 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
With Pedro's films and Lewis' races, it's usually weddings and christenings now, so, nice to chat about the old days. #ucd1990 #freshersday
  26 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
On @grahnort show tonight with @LewisHamilton @AlisonMoyet1 and Pedro Almodovar. So great to get the old gang back together!
  26 Apr
Ed Yong @edyong209
Awesome correction. twitter.com/AndrewBloch/st…
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  25 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Bugger. I've backed the wrong horse, then. RT @JoshuaWard17: I like your shows but science is wrong
  24 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Proud to have had a tiny part in campaign for #libelreform. Well done to @englishpen @IndexCensorship @senseaboutsci @SLSingh @DrEvanHarris
  24 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
YES! Despite a final attempt by Libel lawyer and MP Edward Garnier to scupper it, #libelreform passed today. Well done to all who campaigned
  24 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Ah, the new libel law isn't safe yet. MP, and Libel Lawyer, Sir Edward Garnier has tabled ANOTHER 11th hour objection. Democracy in action!
  24 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
JLS at their peak had a range of branded condoms. JLS have now split. Using these sentences, create a joke. #mocktheweekentranceexam
  24 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Of course, since @KathJenkins ruined it for everyone, I now have to finish by saying that I love you all and Best of luck for your exams
  23 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
I will say this though. I got 47/60. That's 78%. How the hell is that A*? That the dumbest kind of grade inflation...
  23 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Somebody put an exam paper in front of me and I expressed surprise that it only featured short questions.
  23 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
To clarify from some headlines today. I did not "call" for exams to be made more difficult. I'm a comedian. I don't get to "call" for stuff.
  23 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Applause being heard at the scene in Boston, presumably for a really good tweet. Good work people.
  20 Apr
Dara O Briain @daraobriain
Looking forward to seeing @RalfLittle in "Joe Egg" when it comes south. Great reviews in L'pool. guardian.co.uk/stage/2013/apr…
  16 Apr

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