It's a real skill 😂m
hoodie weather needs too hurry the fuck up
If you think you had a bad night please look at where I needed to go and the route my uber driver took to get there🙃s
Trifecta of smoking power.
Why do I always stay up so late every night knowing I'll feel like death the next day?? Constant cycle 😒
Ben&Jerrys Cookie Dough is something else 👌🏼
'Insert generic weather tweet here'
2 more days and I will be back at university. Why am I not absolutely buzzing?
For that price I expect a flare to be thrown at me while listening to Courteeners
yo wtf is my dog doing
Been at uni two minutes and mums already cock blocked me
So I lost my phone at creamfields, and whoever has it now didn't log out of my iCloud and is taking selfies 😂😂😂6OfBg
It's real sad that friends come and go out of your life. One day your so close then all of sudden your strangers #deepthoughts
I miss house parties seeing all ya pals getting with each other an someone being sick in the bath those were the days😂
how do people get up & out of bed straight away lol my mornings consist of scrolling for a good hour Facebook, twitter, snapchat the lot 😂😂
Watching the courteeners at reading fest giving me flashbacks to seeing them live in manc and getting the train home at 8am #mems
So gutted I'm missing courteeners at Leeds fest 😫
absolutely LOVE when next day delivery is free
Sorting out bills and insurance is so stressful, I'm not cut out for this adult life 😷
Let's enjoy Mother Nature.🌲�ap
Drinking is not worth the hangover the next day. I'm done
Creamfields actually has a sick line up. Should be there pinging.
Some people tweet some pointless shit on Twitter, like who gives a fuck that you've got a headache?? 😒🙄
Maaaaaate 😭 so wish I was going Leeds festival 2016. What a weekend that would off been.
Queue is just "Q" followed by 4 silent letters... Mind blown
Just farted in the staff room and now I'm scared someone's gunna walk in🙃
In a constant state of tiredness literally all day until I get into fucking bed, how annoying🙄
Donald Trump... What a dickhead.
Pokemon go is taking over my life 😂
Someone please tell me why my mum is writing a calculated shopping list for when she goes Pokemon hunting😭�qG
Rice Krispies are good at any time in the day
Central Park in NY is literally unfair
It's nearly 2am and it's 23 degrees, that's no sleep tonight for me 😓
Never seen anything so accurate 👌�aB
Nintendo need to sort out these Pokemon go servers!! #pokemongodown
The fear when you spot a massive spider in your room n look away for 2 seconds n its fucked off 🆘❌
Mac and cheese is the best thing ever
The lad bible posts a load of shit now, used to be the funniest thing on Facebook 😒
My futures looking well bright if we leave just the 40k uni debt an unstable currency and lack of job prospects to worry about
Wonder who's gonna be the first of Love Island to be on a uni's freshers week
Anxiety is a motherfucker