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Dan
Well she likes to think she is
I love Shan she's my world
if she lays her phone face down when she leaves the room she's a hoe.
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You can only wait for so long......
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don't wait until the last minute to notice you fucked up
Eminem, the only one who can rhyme with the word Orange.
gonna try and watch all the rockys tonight. Eye of the tiger still gives me goosebumps when it comes on in the films ngl
following 20000 people on twitter was a bad idea, get some strange strange people on twitter
"@girlideas: how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u" girls way of thinking
I don't go on Twitter for weeks then all of a sudden I tweet three times in 10 minutes 😂
Rumours of GTA VI? I like the sound of that!!!
I well never understand how anyone could of had a reason to kill Bob Marley, what a musician.
It's annoys me so much that Eminem is still making music. His current music is ruining his legacy 😒
Best thing I've seen in a while 🙌�SS
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This time next week 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
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When your mum asks why you're always drunk
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Had a sick birthday in Wales with the lads
Happy birthday to my main bitch @_DanMck, roll on Saturday🎉🎉
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Why did I used to put Facebook status of the shittest lyrics ever and used to think it was a good idea
This is the BEST save you'll ever see from Buffon, RT if you agree! twitter.com/Yiliopoulos_/s…
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Gerrard's leaving. Fowler's hatrick record broken. We lose to Crystal Palace. Not a happy day for us Reds.
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Liverpool have the best fans in the league. don't @ me
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We live in a generation where girls think running for the bus is more embarrassing than getting fucked by 3 boys in 1 night😂🌚👍
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23 days until Heaton park 😎
12 hours sleep, oh ayyyyyye
"Sorry, did you say your card isn't working? I'll be taking this then"
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I've had the most sound ticket guy on the train ever this morning, this is a good day...
There's a drunk guy in McDonalds who has been asked three times what he wants and replied every time with "Ya ma's arse."
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Avengers age of Ultron was hella good
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I'm 19 in 11 days. Real shit.
I preferred my twitter feed when it wasn't full of people pretending they know about politics
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I didn't sleep last night to anyone who was wondering what university is like
Whoever hacked David Cameron's Wikipedia and replaced it with a picture of Ed Milliband deserves a round of applause
Is this water or vodka? #collegein5words
I always complain that I don't get enough sleep yet I never go to bed earlier
So shit having work
Messi, the greatest ever




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