Porcupines are essentially living pineapples 🍍🍍🍍
This is why I have trust issues
I hate when your having a conversation with someone and you both run out of things to say and it's just awkward silence
Amsterdam is hands down the best city I've ever been too
i dont understand the point of protected accounts on twitter? Whats the point in having a social media account if nobody can see it?
Leeds festival line up is such a let down 😑
Check out my homies article on Melodic Distractions night in Liverpool @Samwatmoreuclan twitter.com/samwatmoreucla…
the jump from gcses to alevels is a bit like playing paintball once and then being parachuted into syria to fight isis
being sleepy has just become one of my defining personality traits
this weather makes me want to stay in bed all day
very very sorry to hear about the whole situation. I'll be happy to produce a song for you if you want my help.
I've got no words 😂h
Really embarrassing when players roll around the floor or act as if they've been beaten up over slight touches😂#AFCvFCB
Do you think cannabis should be legal in the UK?
Thinking of possible Vox Pop topics to ask the people of Preston, any suggestions? @blogpreston @Whatsup_preston
Cannot wait for another groovy evening at @melodistraction
with Max Graef, might some new dancing shoes however. twitter.com/melodistractio…
Lidl on 'Who to follow' sorry gotta stay loyal to ma main man @AldiUK
Parklife lineup looks pretty decent 👀
If I offended you, good, cos I still don't give a fuck
So if you're under 25 you don't get the national living wage? So people who are 18-25 don't live or pay bills then? Yeah cheers.
Brand new wrapping paper makes a great lightsaber
If your mum can't find it, it's lost forever
What a Saturday night this has been ey
It's getting to that point in the night where it's getting light and you know you need to go to bed 😴
Leave my phone around and my little brother does this 😶�o8
Thanks to everyone for all the congratulation messages! Over the moon to have achieved this, but there is still lots of work to be done!!
I love this time of the year 🌚
Want a North Face jacket but got no P
I love coming back home and seeing a full fridge 😋
Can't say I'm surprised to see Liverpool win 4-1 at Man City
With that squad I built it's a very easy team to manage for Jurgen Klopp
We live in a fucked up world
Too tired to eat, to hungry to sleep
Last night was a heavy one
The best convos are with 0 egos
Mum wasn't too impressed when she walked past and these lyrics played. The reaction is always worth it though 😂n
You know you've thrown a good party last night when you can remember the police turning up 😂
Practically lived with dan these whole holidays, don't know how he's coping 😂😂😂