Donald Trump... What a dickhead.
Pokemon go is taking over my life 😂
Someone please tell me why my mum is writing a calculated shopping list for when she goes Pokemon hunting😭�qG
Rice Krispies are good at any time in the day
Central Park in NY is literally unfair
It's nearly 2am and it's 23 degrees, that's no sleep tonight for me 😓
Never seen anything so accurate 👌�aB
Nintendo need to sort out these Pokemon go servers!! #pokemongodown
The fear when you spot a massive spider in your room n look away for 2 seconds n its fucked off 🆘❌
Mac and cheese is the best thing ever
The lad bible posts a load of shit now, used to be the funniest thing on Facebook 😒
My futures looking well bright if we leave just the 40k uni debt an unstable currency and lack of job prospects to worry about
Wonder who's gonna be the first of Love Island to be on a uni's freshers week
Anxiety is a motherfucker
Why did Toby Maguire stop doing Spider man???
Chuffed for the Irish, what a game.
It's 2016 why are the iPhone charger cables still so short???
Am actual crying he used his kid for A scarf 😭😭�ydsQ
Since becoming unemployed and finishing my exams I've watched 6 seasons of Geordie shore and sat in self pity. I need a job.
I've reached the defining age of my 20's, happy birthday me
Listen to A.J.S new garage mix, some groovy shit Im telling you on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/alexsingleton9…
Word is doing my head in lately, I'll be writing in calibri body, go to a new paragraph and it will be New Times Roman? wtf cba
Couldn't imagine living outside of a dominos delivery area.
Are indirect tweets still a thing? I though people passed that phase 🤔
Not been on Twitter in over a month, how ya'll doing?
My friend gav died yesterday from taking heart burn tablets. Can't believe gavisgon..
Porcupines are essentially living pineapples 🍍🍍🍍
This is why I have trust issues
I hate when your having a conversation with someone and you both run out of things to say and it's just awkward silence
Amsterdam is hands down the best city I've ever been too
i dont understand the point of protected accounts on twitter? Whats the point in having a social media account if nobody can see it?
Leeds festival line up is such a let down 😑
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the jump from gcses to alevels is a bit like playing paintball once and then being parachuted into syria to fight isis
being sleepy has just become one of my defining personality traits
this weather makes me want to stay in bed all day
very very sorry to hear about the whole situation. I'll be happy to produce a song for you if you want my help.
I've got no words 😂h
Really embarrassing when players roll around the floor or act as if they've been beaten up over slight touches😂#AFCvFCB