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Dan
Drunk on a Sunday night ๐Ÿ˜œ love uni
Let's get drunk so I can say the words that I'm too scared to say sober
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The "get me pregnant " shorts ๐Ÿ˜๏ฟฝpic.twitter.com/lvF0FHwPjtPjt
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Don't speak unless you can improve the silence.
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Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you.
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When it comes to business usโ€ฆ "being cool" doesn't pay my bills
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WHAT TYPE OF KEY DOESN'T OPEN A DOOR??? A MONKEY! ๐Ÿ™‰pic.twitter.com/eP24hmErtNN
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Last night of freshers ๐Ÿ˜”
The worst thing about uni is not having roast dinners :(
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if you're having a roast dinner tonight fu
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So glad I don't live in Rochdale anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
Today is going past so slowly and I dont like it
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When a banger comes on in the club and you can't find the squad pic.twitter.com/5BD8baNsEc
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Mainly because it's my bitchs 19th @jon_thorne95 and were hopefully going Newcastle ๐Ÿ˜œ
October is the best month
The rest of this year is gonna be amazing
People who remain calm in stressful situations tend to have higher rates of depression and obesity.
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So glad it's Friday tomorrow
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My mother is drunk. I walked in to the kitchen to find her having aligned the potatoes in size order. pic.twitter.com/Mu5qaZ65
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WHY DO GIRLS SAY THEY DON'T DO ANAL BUT ANY TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING THEY TAKE IT UP THE ASS LIKE WTF
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I have to dress Kim every day so she doesn't embarrass me.
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Get reunited with my bitch tonight @jon_thorne95
I'm an asshole with good intentions
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โ€œ@jmlclp: Why fall asleep when you can fall for me? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ this is the most cringy tweet I've ever seen
Anyone would of thought that the new Fifa was out today
i will not rest until i own a llama
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Donโ€™t let shit get to you.
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watermelon is not appreciated enough in the world
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when u ask ur mom a simple question & she yells her response pic.twitter.com/GBUJR1kJ3b
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140 million for a 29 year old? I know Ronaldo is class but you must be joking
Wave after wave, slowly drifting
I have some weird ass dreams
I find myself hilarious why does nobody want to be friends with me
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Good to be home for a couple of days ๐Ÿ˜
Which is everyday for me
Lazy days ๐Ÿ˜
Whale poop helps to reduce CO2 emissions.
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Matte black is a beautiful colour
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Everything happens for a reason
'Everytime I see her, I just get happy' @monthebifff is in love
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Such a good past two days
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I look like a little bitch without my beard
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