when you have to teach yourself a subject because your teacher is useless
if you've ever sinned & compared Pogba to Iniesta then we'll be receiving your apologies at Iniesta FC headquarters later tonight (10-12pm)
President Obama's days at the White House are over. Whatever you consider his legacy to be, he's clearly a decent, honourable, fine man.
Pick a number, now add 7,
divide by 4, write it down.
Now get an apple, name it,
show it a picture of your cat.
Now go to bed,you're drunk.
Breaking : Memphis Depay Rejoins Manchester United for £89m. #Deback
Would love to dish out L's to madridistas, but we have Real Sociedad away tomorrow..
Must avoid bad karma
South African house music is life
Comparing a £89m midfielder to a defender, goalkeeper, substitute and someone who has died.. twitter.com/mrstephenhowso…
Morgan Freeman been old my entire life 😂
...did they stop covering the years 1619-1865 in history classes or
LOOOOOL the Premier League is seriously getting to him now
Who are all these people na!! 😭😭😭twitter.com/DaleyAssist/st…
Calling Footballers greedy for going to China for more money is dumb AF
mom: if all your friends ju-
Long story, it will be available soon, apologizes 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Let it be said here in earnest, with good heart: Thanks, Obama. twitter.com/Snowden/status…
Whoever thought that Instagram needed to refresh the timeline everytime you leave the app needs to be fired
a queen is literally replaced by her daughter 😕twitter.com/JosephKhalifaa…
My mum gave me a compliment..😭
Unicorn type ting.
2014 FHD and The Carter iii twitter.com/PuleXR/status/…