's visit to a sex club tonight on PARTY LEGENDS, 10:30P ET/PT.
These numbers would discourage a more entitled writer but I respect new media and did not expect to dominate over night
here's one of my laborers with a dog head because I live beyond your illusory definitions of morality
Okay, I am back on board for John Wick 3 NOT to root for Fuckup Heretic Wick. I'm with "East Coast Spencer Crittenden Assassin" @Thesixler
If you just ask "the sommelier" for "a gun" does he say "sorry, I need you to find a way to put that in wine language?"
"well guys no matter what else we do in Wick 2, obviously we owe it to Wickheads to show, you know, the process we call The Unwickening."
i have 47 questions for this guy in the beginning of John Wick 2, but his employee has asked 5 of them and gotten pretty frustrating answers
NPR accused of bias for tweeting out full Declaration of Independence hill.cm/lXSf6RF
i guess he deleted it in a fit of insight and conviction, so here it is for reference
My timeline this morning. I have never been more conflicted about a Saturday in my life
And it's playing in Canada too! In Toronto and Vancouver RIGHT NOW.
Trump’s voter fraud commission is "laying the groundwork for voter suppression" thkpr.gs/97dcfc51eb48
Catch up on @RickandMorty
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How enlightened are you?? Prove it with our new Woke Boiz shirts! Mansplain your ideal size to our all female customer service reps!
New x-ray suggests object moving from tummy to intestine. 1 doc wanted to wait, doc 2 said no, go in. We opted for 2
"Only time we chill is when we kill each other. It takes skill to be real, time to heal each other"
Fabric in tummy. Surgery in AM. I've inflicted torture on my sweet boy by being a slob with a delicious smelling crotch and anus #heundies
I’ve been laughing at this for like ten minutes please send help
I know you're all busy celebrating but don't forget the spirit and the meaning behind the ORIGINAL #NationalSelfieDay
My buddy uses blender for 3D Modeling/printing/rendering. He made this Rick mask in blender!