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Dan Harmon
can we stop drinking out of mason jars
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Hi, Seattle. Come see the Harmontown doc at SIFF Cinema Uptown tonight at 7, followed by a podcast recording w comptroller @DinosThirdTwitt
I initially thought this meant they were cracking down on passengers with jet lag
I was accidentally not full of shit! Thanks, Harmontown Info Scouts! “@mduaime: The Jurassic Park story is true. articles.latimes.com/1996-07-01/loc…
One more thing before Minecraft: I am listening to Shakira's "Empire" and it's great, and she pronounces "universe" like a drunk wood nymph.
Some of you are asking if I'm saying Community fans are hookers. I haven't seen the movie but I do think we're incredibly pretty women.
I wish I could transmit the high from our meeting at Yahoo. If Community fans are Julia Roberts - and they ARE - Richard Gere is pulling up.
I was unexpectedly enthralled watching my new boss Kathy Savitt and my longtime crush FX's John Landgraf talk about TV at HRTS today.
At a History of Radio and TV luncheon in Beverly Hills. This is a 56 dollar "Triple" Ketel rocks. History made. pic.twitter.com/w66gAdPTth
My partner and my chauffeur preparing to talk about the future of TV and/or drive me back from it. pic.twitter.com/1PrYBmiGV7
At 1 minute 48, when the background ladies chant it indiscriminately. That's when Pharrell William's "Happy" reveals its true sarcasm.
He's not blasting his nips, but I'm still pleased to open my new @Playboy to @danharmon. :) pic.twitter.com/zMDhh1Vy59
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In 15, we do our first test of LIVE video STREAMING the podcast. Go here if you're interested! beta.harmontown.com/live
Did you hear? @danharmon is coming to #Toronto for a screening of @Harmontown + live podcast on Oct 4. Be there! Tix: ow.ly/BF1YF
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"I really just want honest feedback. I promise you won't go to hell." #ScreenwritingPope
Coincidence? “@CultureGlaze: Trailer for @danharmon documentary and college women spend 10+ hrs/day on their phones. ow.ly/BCTey
This is a lion making a kill in the wild. It’s very graphic but it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be pic.twitter.com/1og6zDu0If
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I guess if Liam Neeson shoots a gun in it, eventually I will see it, and I'm both unsettled and grateful that someone figured that out.
Just announced! Don't miss our double bill w/ @danharmon incld. @Harmontown screening + live podcast on Oct 4. Tix: ow.ly/Bz8O6
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Out now! Harmontown LIVE from The XOXO Festival in Portland! feat. @danharmon @ErinMcGathy & @Thesixler comptrolls! FeralAudio.com
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I'm having a nice morning but won't tweet it because there's no time to do a preliminary context-check for recent tragedies, and yourself?
Don't forget, it ain't no Harmontown tonight in LA! It's strictly minecraft time
Very proud of my work today
This virus was first contracted on this very corner! #PortPals
#PortPals #NoFilter
Easing Bridgetown into Scientology. “@evanpro: universe is ~14B years old. You said "hundreds of billions" in a throwaway line last night"
Our hotel says it's nestled in the heart of something. @Thesixler says this is a frequent but ambiguous claim. I side with him. #PortPals
We have decided that @thesixler is actually @elizabird's imaginary friend
God damn it, it's ALWAYS FUNNY
Hi, PhotoMax Models? We're looking for an Everyman. But not a disempowered Everyman. Like, a wise Everyman. He travels a LOT but he's not an old school salesman. But he has allergies. But they don't weaken him. He's a strong, wise, young, allergic, incredibly powerful man. But, you know, like you or
this is @ErinMcGathy and @danharmon in first class as we boarded the plane. @ Los Angeles… instagram.com/p/s2mNlTlktG/
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#LAX #marketing #MenAreAlsoTrapped
#LAX #Marketing #WOMENARETRAPPED