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Dane Cook
β€œ@mrgarelick: @DaneCook dot com! Ha! Laughing my ass off at the new special #Troublemaker” Thx brother !
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I am DYING laughing at @DaneCook #troublemaker freaking HYSTERICAL! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰πŸ’πŸŒπŸ”«
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Immediately bought tickets for @DaneCook at the @BeaconTheatre after watching #Troublemaker tonight. No regrets.
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@DaneCook That last joke...holy shit. lol!
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@DaneCook when can I get #Troublemaker on DVD?? I need to watch it so I can laugh hysterically for hours on end
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Just watched @DaneCook 's new special and the king is back...you are the man Dane
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@DaneCook you are a very funny man & all kinds of wrong. Continue. Yes, please. ❀️#BatchOfBitches
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@DaneCook So after watching #Troublemaker with my mom she now is on to Vicious Circle and MSG. She just pulled her rib from laughing
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@DaneCook #Troublemaker was hysterical! Well done. You've still got it. πŸ˜‚ & people don't realize all the charitable work u and Jamie do! πŸ‘πŸ’©
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@DaneCook great special dude, #Troublemaker solidifies your place in comedy history. Also, if I need fatherly advice, can I come to you?
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Fuck you @DaneCook now my wife wants to see my phone.
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Hey east coast why dontcha hashtag #DaneCook & let the west coast know some of your fav lines in the special starting at 7:30 on Showtime 2.
.@McKaylaMaroney it actually airs tonight at 7:30 on Showtime 2! This link has all the dates/times for reairing: sho.com/sho/comedy/tit…
OH YAH GUYS don't miss the hilarious #Troublemaker w/ my friend @DaneCook tonight at 10 on showtime!! #DaneCook youtube.com/watch?v=9_FTdK…
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Lessons learned from @DaneCook don't let yourself get racist hungry #Troublemaker
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@DaneCook you are the only reason why I have been on Twitter in months just to tweet how funny #Troublemaker is everyone must watch this
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@DaneCook You had the greatest closer ever....your a true Trouble Maker
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I was having a spectacularly horrible week and needed to laugh, so thank you to @DaneCook #Troublemaker had me rolling!
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β€œ@Handsofjoymsge: @DaneCook and saw you live in Vegas- 2008. Congrats and thanks for the hilarity!!” -- More to come!!
β€œ@stevenontour: @DaneCook will troublemaker air in Europe or do I need to download it *ahem* "legitimately"?” -- soon
β€œ@TerikaaaBabyy: @DaneCook Ugh I haven't laughed that hard in months!! Thank you so much for that #Troublemaker” -- you're welcome!!
Only 23 minutes in and @DaneCook's new special is awesome
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β€œ@petedavidson: @DaneCook great special man!!! So glad to see you back in action” -- thx Pete and you are doing it now! Onward.
β€œ@mpratl17: Find myself quoting @DaneCook very often these days” -- me too
I love this part where I talk about my ex. All this computer stuff was so crazy when it was happening I was upset but knowing it was funny.
β€œ@rahymundoe: You are one funny motherfucker, motherfucker. @DaneCook” -- I try
β€œ@Courtneyylynn97: Just a small town girl in a snow globe world. Let's shake things up πŸ’ @DaneCookk” - Real shit I found
β€œ@_leilaniii: Seriously.. If you don't like @DaneCook we can't be friends. He is a comedic genius! πŸ˜‚οΏ½#Troublemakerer ” - We can be friends!
β€œ@courtney_j24: Let's be real @DaneCook is the funniest mother fucker alive!!!!” -- awww Thx girl
@DaneCook I've watched all your specials over the years and this was the best by far dude,Bravo Dane Bravo #Living Legend
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β€œ@G4ND4RA218: @DaneCook trouble maker was amazing. So much good info. I must watch it again lol.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€ -- 2nd viewing you see whatcha missed.
β€œ@NoelElaineOTH: .@DaneCook's description of #GirlDepression is so on point. He's been reading my diary. #Troublemaker” -- YES!!!
@DaneCook you are the prince of stand up, the is the king of stand up kingdom >>> @CMYLMZ
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@DaneCook is a fucking comedic genius #troublemaker knows my life problems #lol
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β€œ@punkscience3: #Troublemaker Admit it, you all have those big old sad sweatpants......@DaneCook” -- stained with tears and treats
SCREAMING with laughter! How's it feel to be back on your rightful comedy throne, @DaneCook? #DaneCook #Troublemaker
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β€œ@Datbitchjen: @DaneCook has the greatest female impersonations #Troublemaker” - thxsssssss
β€œ@huffman_morgan: @DaneCook never disappoints #FridayNight #Troublemaker πŸ˜†β€ -- i aim to please
β€œ@carlyaquilino: Laughing hysterical at #Troublemaker on showtime!!! @DaneCook A dolphins smile (🐬🐬)!!! πŸ˜‚I'm fucking done.” -- spot on?
Can we just take a moment to realize how funny @DaneCook is?! #Troublemaker =hilarious! And it made me come to terms on being a racist.
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β€œ@ShondaCedeno: @DaneCook Talking about HATER PAGES is so funny. Soul Crusher 11. #LOL #Troublemaker” -- I had to delete SoulCrusher11.
β€œ@OhhhLahhh: Why is @DaneCook talking about my life right now?! #Troublemaker” -- ha
That's one of my fav moments of the show. "Relax, I got this. This isn't open mic." I realized at that point in #Troublemaker I was on.
β€œ@TheJulieRoberts: I'm watching @DaneCook on tv. He is so good (& hot) & bc he's talking about emojis, I'll have to use this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!” - πŸ˜‰