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Merry Christmas everyone! I'm NOT dead.
I get a ton of DMs on here. Lots of strange & interesting pix. For example here is the #SaddestSelfieEver sent by @Jeff_Corwin who is clearly #FailingAtLife so please repost this for Jeffrific and help make his dreams of Instagram superstardom a reality. He thought I wanted to see this so I think Y
It starts to make sense once you've been in this exact situation.
I just spoke to 80s Bon Jovi and he asked me to relay this to all of you.
I share what I've learned in my travels.
Another except from #PornText where I share with you conversations with fiends of mine that partake in the fast paced world of adult feature films.
My house smells so motherfucking dope with this Vanilla Snow Flake candle. It's like.. "Umm.. No.. Fuck off.. If you don't think this house smells like xmas dreams & holiday wishes bitch."
Dane Cook #Troublemaker number one comedy special of the year according to Sony hackers.
Best mugshot ever. #Patriots #NFL #Arrested
#AdviceFromDC #NSFW
The real Santa Claus.
#tbxmas come take my hand and let me lead you to a land of holiday sensations and festive delights!
#MerryXmas #HappyHolidays #WTFIssssThissss
Sharing even more of my holiday secrets. #Shhh #Hush #Mmmm
Sharing some of my holiday secrets. #Shhh
Thank you @DaneCook for dazzling with your dulcet tones last night. We feel ready to turn 5 now.
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Just hit me on shuffle. Had to laugh. This song reminds me of Back to the Future.