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Why Jaitley? Why not Modi as IPL chairman?
LOL.."
@Joydas: Seems in February, Even
@ChennaiIPL might have "Wrongly" Tweeted that Guru is Team Principal of CSK
pic.twitter.com/2piud6hECu"
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@mediacrooks: Which is the best place to go to in India right now?"<--- Ghar
Sajid Bhai ki Googly--->"
@SajidBhombal:
@gsurya And kept the spin for politics / Smart chap :p"
Most over rated Gali... :) "
@funjabi_gabru:
@TbgDgc paranthe wali gali .. Chandni chowk .."
So who among you saved the world in my absence from twitter.... Report Cards please... start with Troll Slayers...
I am Back... in Dubai that is... :)
Modi Lao... UPA bachchaao Abhyaan... :) Thank you...
If only BJP could stop Joking...
Ad outside Gynecologist : We charge less per delivery than Sreesanth... via Whatsapp joke
lol. Good fun to see the organized Congressis take the BJP trash can to the dump. Some good came of all the expense. Social service, etc.
Saala Airport Pickup ka Ac nahi chalta... Room ka door handle loose hai.. Power points are broken.. And this is their Royal Suite.. :(
Bloody Chawls have better facilities than this Radison Noida... :(
5-star ke naam pe kalank.. Radison Noida!
Disappointed...
Landed Delhi... :) Saalo itni Garmi... Bloody Hell... Dubai has much nicer weather
Off to India for 3 days.... Delhi waalo... be ready, Awesomeness is coming to Town.. :p
Ye manzar bada dilkash hai, ye dariyaa ka kinaara hai... wo baadal bhi harjaai hai, ye patt'a bhi aawara hai...
Ae dil ke taar zara zor-e-jigar tou rakh... tu bajta tou hai magar suntaa nahi hai...
Kahin maykade mein saaki ka bharam na tuut jaaye... kabhi behke behke chaliye, kabhi dagmagaate rahiye..
Ye wo raaz hain jinhe abtak, maine kaha nahi tune suna nahi... padh ke teri aankh ke aansu, Ab yaad ki chilman bhujaa raha huu'n...
#Waqt ki puraani bisaat pe, sapno ke mohre bichchaa raha huu'n... khoon-e-jigar ki syaahi se, fir ek nazm banaa raha huu'n...
Naukar kissi ke Baap ke, nahi to khair hai... Lagta hai aapko iss salary se Vair Hai...
@akhtar978 @AbidZaidi1 :)
Daftar mein aa hi jaata hoon kuchh
#waqt kaatney ! waise kisi ke baap ka naukar nahi hoon main !!
#shair @dandiwakh @AbidZaidi1 koi baat aisi agar hui ke tumhare jee ko buri lagi/
to bayaan se pehle hi bhoolna tumhain yaad ho ke na yaad ho
#Momin #shair @dandiwakh Ham tou Bakri hi khate hain.. Salad tou usne khaa hi rakha hota hai.:p "
@AbidZaidi1: 'Salad' to bakri bhi khaati hai..kuch aur khaya karo.."
I asked it today morning--->"
@dandiwakh: What time BJP is annoumcing 'Disbanding of Party' ? Have they De registered it yet?"
What time BJP is annoumcing 'Disbanding of Party' ? Have they De registered it yet?
Jooth bole kava kaate :) "
@SunithaNahar: Cc
@dandiwakh @GOLDCOUNCIL: Gold jewellery in high demand. 12% increase in Q1 2013."
Waah.. "
@AbidZaidi1: While the umpire was signalling a SIX,
Sreesanth was quietly signalling a FIX
#SpotShayeri #IPL"
Agar Spots se kissi ka bhalaa hota hai.. To spots achche hain...
#spotAds ROTFL.. "
@AbidZaidi1: Suna hai rabt hai usko kharab bowling se,
So aaj ka match fix karke dekhte hain"
#SpotShayeri #SorryFarazSaab"
Joke: Ye Match Fix nahi hai...
Saala Fix hai.. is not a joke anymore...
"Kabhii out ho raha hai, kabhii six ho raha hai~Ye match dekho saara, yuhiin fix ho raha hai"
#SpotShayeri
@Sai_ki_bitiya @dandiwakh ये तो बड़ा फिक्स्ड है ....
पाञ्चजन्यं हृषीकेशः देवदत्तं धनञ्जयः पौण्ड्रं Paundra दध्मौ blew महाशङ्खं the great conch भीमकर्मा वृकोदरः Wolf-bellied/ferocious in action
@hindiplz जब कोई बैट या दस्ताना बदलेगा तब भी उसे शक की निगाहों से देखा जायेगा :P
Delhi Police could not digest Delhi Daredevils loss this season... Faltu mein spot Fixing ka drama kar rahe hain : Sirini Mama.. :)
Umesh Yadav dropped the catch... Kya ye fixed tha? ... LOL... go figure... IPL
HaHaHaHaHa .... More HaHaHa ... OMG ... EPIC "
@OyeMaria :How to tweet like a Sanghi gal
sfy.co/s6Yn #storify"
अबे बस करो श्रीसंथ श्रीसंथ .. इतना उसकी माँ ने कभी याद नहीं किया होगा .. जितना तुम लोगों ने बवाल मचा रखा है ...
#Sreesanth Chandila should be sued for fraud.Paise leta hai,theek se fixing bhi nahin karta.KAMEENA
Ek Towel ki Keemat... Can we auction that TOWEL ...
The biggest news today is not spot fixing or Sanjay Dutt.Its the fact that Delhi Police actually managed to do something right
Every thing Pointing to that Dark Hole no one wants to see... Still CYPRUS had not dumpet its 20Tonnes of GOLD yet...
Problem today with GOLD is that trading volume is very low... So there is no chance of bounce back till volumes improve...
#SabFixedHai “
@dandiwakh: What is Not Fixed?”
Paisa Fenk Tamaasha Dekh!!! Tha's All what it is ....