mm i moved accounts follow @kissinglilies
if you want i guess
seven minutes to get out of bed and here i am on twitter...
Negative me is going bye-bye! Only positivity from here on out 🌻
My twitter feed is a mix of "peace be.." "down w the gov!!" and scatterings of random french and english
Tired of being constrained by cultural norms? Broaden your horizons by trying a new strain of kale or having a threesome with your neighbors
i don’t understand the thought process straight guys have of “oh you like cute things? you’re gay”. girls are cute. whose gay now
you are all a bunch of meme loving fucks
The US education system is failing our children more with each passing year, while our prisons & sports arenas are doing wonderfully.
Palestinians have been the victims of genocide as defined by the 1948 Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide.
my bangs are too long they look soooo bad 😩
If you know your friends are hurting get them help before it's too late
There are so many people in my life that are toxic as fuck
His appendage is the dumbest shit
i sent the bathtub, in fact.
You should check out @brandontjackson
's twitter. An @USAirways
attendant called him a racist name and he was kicked off the plane
"egg white solids" sounds questionable and gross
i think kids born in 1996 are the worst of the 90s kids. They're so determined to prove they're a 90s kid. Unfortunately, nobody cares.
you do realize that #tamagotchi
didn't stop production in the 90s, right? and that people can play with things made in the 90s? #smh #90sKid
my sister is listening to this song on repeat like 50 times so i put "never gonna give you up" by rick astley on repeat
"do u wanna smoke?" yeah i wanna smoke. smoke you on the basketball courts
people who whine about people saying i love you after like a week need to lighten up.
chubby girls look so majestic when they walk
freshman boys act like they’re super cool gangsters but they look like they’re 12……. lol…
YOU are your own King or Queen. Always remember that.
furloughed people will be fucked, people on WIC will be fucked, head start kids will be fucked. have fun gloating assholes.
and the government shut down. hahahaha
Oh, Miley Cyrus & Watch Katy Perry is trending WORLDWIDE. I'm glad people actually give a fuck about real issues.
we're watching brainpop 😂😂😂
are we really comparing #twilight
in my AP English class #what
vegfest is awesome I'm so happy I'm gonna cry thank you for the samples @HonestTea @DCVegFest #HTveggies
ah! ah! i welcome the trolls, the haters, the knuckleheads, the rudeboys, i welcome them to shit on my fucking worthless grave and kill me
"I care not if they fall sick, I care not since I’m a dick" #filibuster @SenTedCruz
i want to see this but it's upside down.
it's for health class and it's about refusal skills lmaooo
i am wheezing with laughter at this poster i'm making
support phonebloks! - a phone worth keeping by @davehakkens phonebloks.com #phonebloks
groans because everyone in my health class is twelve
like babies were not born with the idea that a god does not exist. they were born without any idea what anything was. they are areligious
"babies were born atheist" (audience groans)