Kick back and relax. Slip your shoes off. Why not? It’s just a busy restaurant at peak lunch hour.
And if the overhaul sticks, that 'M' feels out of place; needs to incorporate at least one diagonal angle.
Siri thinks I’m making an egg but I’m really putting my 4yo in a time out.
Technology is so dumb.
here you go. With artwork. Sorry @jsnell
but I need 2 go 2 bed @imyke @danbenjamin goo.gl/g7L90q
When someone steps to u in the club but ur boy has ur back.
MTV News for iOS. Best app ever.
Mornings would suck without you @danbenjamin
WHAT’S THAT? A new episode of The #PodcastMethod
? Thank you very much! pca.st/t0Z4
It's freaking 5am in my brain and I'm at THE Mall at Short Hills. Damn it Apple.
My first “smart” watch had an activity monitor, animated images, and two big red buttons.
“He death-rolled his filtration system.”
No journey into my childhood would be complete without the shrill, bizarre Snoopy Sno Cone Machine commercial
I still have this entire audio sequence memorized.
My little girl is drawing War Boys, and she hasn’t even seen the movie.
My cable box is sending mail. Or has mail. Or something.
I love a game with a sense of humor like #DungeonBoss
. Thanks, @scottjohnson