If you are what you eat then I'm a nug
The fact my cars sat on the drive and I have to see it every day and not be able to drive it is too annoying 👀
When someone does you wrong then tries to come back into your life but you already told your mom about them
"I hope Toms waiting for me"
Yeah but he's busy at the moment..
When your bffs highlight is on fleek
Actually considering applying for love island then I might finally meet someone 😂
say it a lil louder for the people in the back
Had my car for one day and already turned into full OCD mode can't cope with myself
Why does 'going for a meal' turn into a 6 hour drinking session with my dad not sure🤔
You have the personality of brick wall, memory of a goldfish and look like human shrek🖕🏼#gohome
when you say “i wont get mad, just tell me” then they tell you && get you mad af 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🙃🙃🙃😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🙃😊
We all know a girl with shit eyebrows
no offense to me but wtf am i doing
Two day hangover was not what I had in mind😷
my mood every time a song plays
when he say "dont worry about her" then when yall break up they together
Why do girls think it's attractive literally attack you, classy gals xxxxx
Feels so good to have no more roots💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
this is why most girls take hours getting ready.
Absolutely buzzing to get my car in two weeks😎🚗
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
We all know a greasy cunt called Jordan
Need to stop letting irrelevant people bother me 💤