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Tbh a lot of shops announce discounts like this these days
Our Society is just so mixed up these days. Morals and respect seems to have gone out the window lol!!! XD
Already looking forward to #SuicideSquad lol!
Don't worry if you fail your GCSEs. I got a B in Spanish and now I drive a fiat punto
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Promised myself I'll tryout for the Uni Football Team this year... We'll see how that goes lol!
Does anyone actually buy a Toblerone aside from Father's Day?
what happens when you give freedom of speech to complete and utter morons vvv…
Gary Neville is why Sky Sports > BT Sport right now. Neville or Owen? No contest lol
A 2-1 win at Palace with Giroud on the score sheet. Who would've thought it... ;) #Arsenal
So sad that someone has to make this decision. Putting a deadline on your life. Really sad story πŸ˜•…o
The Injustice System doing what it does.
Oscar Pistorius is about to be released from prison 10 months into his five-year sentence
Just met a 22-year-old from Cardiff who today got four A* after working full-time, made homeless and now off to Cambridge University.
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Amazon Prime Instant Video > Netflix. There, I said it ffs.
We've all said similar things in a sunday league game XDD #barcelona #sevilla #pique
McManaman: "Spain produces better teams than England because it's hot in Spain and cold in England." Got a whole season of this. #BTSport
Needs to be a rule put in place. You cannot hold a #tubestrike until 3 months after the last one. Can't continue causing chaos ffs.
Arsenal fanbase meltdown in 3 2 1 XDDD
Brace yourself for 45 mins of park the bus Football from West Ham and desperation from us lol
You know you've succeeded as a brother when your sister is just as excited for the Premier League as you are XDDD
.@WatfordFC good luck on your return to the big time today. Know you'll do the place proud πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ#watfordfcdfc
8. Making his long overdue label debut, @NickChicane joins the @anjunabeats family with his rework of @jodywisternoff β€˜The Bridge'
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Waking up at 2pm like
Follow @myoddballs and support the cause! Use the code 'DANROSATOBALLS' (yeah, I know lol) for 10% off! 😎😎😎
4th best team in a 'dead league' beat 1st place in the 'best league in the world' at Stamford Bridge. Friendly or not, Chelsea look broken.
How can a non-celeb have a Snapchat story this long ffs 😀😭rvJ
Parents who go: "It was harder in our day." Yeah, your parents probably said that to you, and their parents to them... stop being bitter lol
This shite Summer weather man. Need to go away again lol!
Anyway, back to the normal Sunday routine; doing buggar all ☺
Maybe it wasn't Mourinho that Wenger couldn't beat. Maybe it was Cech. #GameChanger
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We could walk up the Wembley steps blindfolded. ;)
When you trying to avoid eye contact with an ex
Sanchez will be a massive loss for us today... (Getting in the excuses early) ;)) #AFCvCFC #CommunityShield
Roy Keane: "I was too busy walking my dog to represent my Country at the 2002 World Cup". #nutjob
The sort of thing people argue about these days is just embarrassing lol
first on today's agenda: nipple piercings. Why?
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What I've learned from my brief spell on this earth is that there's definitely someone out there for everyone.
The anti-abortion protesters should have been aborted themselves.
Just gonna have the one drink tonight
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What have I just witnessed
Jeremy Corbyn announces plans for an National Education Service because teaching is a 'collective good'
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Can't wait to see him play tomorrow!!! #Cech #EmiratesCup2015

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