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Bend it like Beckham is terrible. There. I said it.
Such bullsh*t.
Now, you buy the disc for £40, then you buy most of the content on the disc for another £40, then you buy add-ons and DLCs for £20...
Remember when you used to buy a Video Game, and you played the entire game, and you didn't have to spend another penny?
first on today's agenda: nipple piercings. Why?
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Swastika pattern appears to be seen on pitch during Croatia-Italy clash…
Watching Croatia v Italy atm; Buffon still belting out the national anthem to a completely empty stadium. Fair play lol
The person you will marry is currently walking the earth, living their own life, creating memories that you'll hear about years from now.
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Sky News: Sack Kay Burley After Awful Interviewing Of Alton Towers CEO Nick Varney - Sign the Petit...… via @UKChange
Just sent a very 'interesting' text to the wrong person. My heart fell out my arse when it sent. *awaiting response*... :O
Andy Townsend - Your job is to commentate, not make obscene noises everytime a Barcelona player makes a square pass.
I predict 1-1 after 90mins, Suarez to headbutt Bonucci in Extra Time, Juve to win on pens. ;)
Need the subtitles on for Alex Song.
Van Persie: "The little boy inside me always wanted me to join Lazio"
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when you see your mate at parents evening
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Good news is Blatter is gone. Bad news is I've heard he's after the Newcastle job!!!
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Two weeks back.
Never go shopping with a lady. I literally have blisters from walking into shops, buying nothing, walking out, walking into a new shop.. :((
Bloody love Theo. Most FA Cups!! Love itttttt!!!! #FACupFinal #12Times
Please. Nothing like last year. #AFC #FACupFinal #STRESSSSS
I'm a simple man, who enjoys simple things. It's as simple as that really.
Interesting how every FIFA Election, Blatter wins basically because everyone else quits. Despicable man. Cannot wait for him to go.
Anthony Joshua is the real deal. Win #13 tomorrow night for sure.
Parents in that Festivals Sex and Suspicious Parents show p*ss me off. U go and spy on your kids and don't like what u see. Deal with it ffs
If EA have fixed Ultimate Team and Career Mode ASWELL as adding Women's Football, then the latter is a good addition. #FIFA16 #FansMatter
Just completed one of the old Tomb Raider games on PS1. Mad nostalgia :L
Just seen that pic of Chelsea fans outside the Emirates
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Anyone actually disappointed that Welbeck will be injured for the Cup final? Can't believe we had to rely on him for goals this season lol
Rizzoli blows the final whistle: We've won the derby! #LazioRoma 1-2 (Iturbe 74, Djordjevic 82, Mapou 85)
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Every goal we scored today had me like #AFCvWBA #AFC #Wembley
I think we've 'discovered' some talent up front... ;) #Theo #Theo #Theo
People seem to think it's a conspiracy that the UK gets barely any votes in Eurovision. Watch this performance. THAT'S why we don't win.
You won't believe the amount of Rangers fans you see in Magaluf. If only there were some Celtic fans there too.

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