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Damon Lindelof
Great story on Jack Handey in today's NYT Mag. Deep Thoughts originated the Twitter joke before Twitter.
Superman was responsible for more death in 5 minutes than Batman was in 3 movies. It's time for a reckonin'. #GoBatman
Is there a Divergent faction for the lactose intolerant? #TheFlatulent #PanderingToTheYoungsters
That woman who blabbed JK Rowling's pseudonym is gonna get sooooo wand-zapped. ASSANGEO!!! (that's an anti-leaking curse)
Does this mean we have to retitle our movie "AllYouNeedIsKillLand?" #DammitTomCruise
The brilliant Tatiana Maslany was snubbed AND NOW I HAVE TO TWEET THIS SEVEN TIMES BECAUSE CLONES!!!!
I should have gone to bed early tonight but instead I watched Giant Robots pound Giant Monsters and man, am I glad I did.
If the royal baby sees its shadow, six more months til another new season of DOWNTON ABBEY.
Every time I "bcc" an email, I feel dirty. #ComeAndGetMeSnowden
That said, if say, a meteor containing a couple thousand frozen prehistoric sharks was hurtling towards Manhattan? I would buy it.
I feel the premise of another Sharknado forming is ridiculous.
Genius. RT @Paulallenk: @DamonLindelof If you pretended to be Asian and worked at a massage parlor I would still complain about the ending.
If I promise to write a British mystery novel under a pseudonym, do y'all promise to hate the ending?
I will be on a plane and will miss THE NEWSROOM premiere. Regardless, I can assure you: A. I will love it. B. It will drive me batshit.
Too. Much. AWESOME. RT @indy4242: You're welcome.
I know it's only been 12 hours, but I'm not sure I'll ever be able to talk about anything non-Sharknado-related again.
Do you not watch THE NEWS?!?! RT @evilcheltdevil: Excuse me for being ignorant here....but what/who exactly IS 'Sharknado'?
The best thing about Sharknado's huge pop culture impact is that Tara Reid gets to look like a fucking genius for doing it.
Touché. RT @ThunderLevin: @DamonLindelof Damon, I think it should be a prequel. But not quite.
For those of you already maligning my ending for SHARKNADO 2, you should know 3 things: Henry Winkler. Leather jacket. Water skiis.
Which one of you nerds is writing the story about how PACIFIC RIM's Thursday numbers were dampened by SHARKNADO? #PunIntended
@DamonLindelof We'll pay you handsomely for that Damon. And by handsomely I mean shockingly little...
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I am going to write the Sharknado sequel and I am going to do it before Shaknado is over.
This movie is such a ripoff of THE BICYCLE THIEF. #LiveTweetingSharknado #Highbrow
"Mr. Mayor, I am an accomplished Meteorineologist. I know weather and I know sharks. And you, sir? Got BOTH." #LiveTweetingSharknado
"Oh sure, Janet... Next you'll be telling me sharks are falling from the sky!" Shark falls from sky, crushes dude. #LiveTweetingSharknado
Watching this rolling Ferris wheel made me finally realize Charlize EASILY could've run in another direction. #LiveTweetingSharknado
Burt Reynolds just dragged his nails across a chalkboard and said, "I took this part for a can of tomato soup." #LiveTweetingShaknado
Holy shit. Steve from 90210 just said, "If there's one thing I hate more than chlamydia, it's god dammed sharks." #LiveTweetingSharknado
Tonight, I will be live tweeting SHARKNADO. One catch: I will not actually be WATCHING it.
Okay. But you have serious punctuation issues. RT @artopb: You know, Mr @DamonLindelof you are not quite funny,,, nor a great writer either
You folks who insult "Sharknado" have clearly never lived through one. Respect, People.
I am writing a TV show about a time-traveling English professor bent on correcting everyone's grammar. #DoctorWhom
I feel bad for the porn producers who now have to retitle "The Buttler."
Striking @e_FashionPolice writers speak out on their fight for a #WGA contract – WATCH VIDEO:
I try not to lick my cat. Try. RT @FancyFeast: Its National Sugar Cookie Day. "Share" if your cat is just as sweet as these cookies!
When someone tells me not to bogart a joint, I slap them and talk like a grizzled private eye.
It's "elegAnt." Actually, it's not. Because it's cat food. RT @FancyFeast: Give us the dish. Share your Elegent Medleys review with us.
Some surfer out there is most definitely referring to himself as "Pacific Tim."
I could beat Andy Murray in SETTLERS OF CATAN so who's fucking awesome NOW?
My head just exploded. RT @FancyFeast: RT if you are excited about our new Delights With Cheddar in classic paté with real aged cheddar.
Heeeeeeeeeey!!!! RT @JensenClan88: “I’m gonna ruin this TV show for you” - Time Travel
Warning. Do NOT click this if you don't want the ending of ARGO spoiled.…